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When a lonely fisherman in ancient Greece attends his childhood friend’s wedding, he is visited by a stranger that presents him with an unexpected destiny, as well as a ton of extra baggage. But that’s a small thing that can be overlooked…right?
A few days later, “normal” would not be how Cyrus would describe the state of affairs in his village. After seeking shelter in a neighbor’s home after Poseidon’s er…tantrum? Cyrus found out the wedding guests from the ceremony noticed ominous winds and clouds forming up, seemingly in a matter of minutes. Once the rain began its deluge, and the winds started howling, people immediately sought the shelter of their homes.
No one saw Poseidon erupt from Cyrus’ home and begin his determined march into the ocean.
The next day, Aegeus and Alexandra came to inspect the damage that the “monsoon” had wrecked upon his home. Both agreed he was very fortunate to have avoided being there when the winds and rain tore his house asunder. Surely the gods had been smiling on him that day! Aegeus clapped him on the back, almost knocking Cyrus over, and saying that the issue must have been some faulty construction in the lines holding the log roof together. Alexandra agreed and said she could put some orders in for some essential metal fasteners and various metal tools to be forged, and assured him that they would round up some earnest workers to start rebuilding right away.
At the end of the day, they revealed that they were very relieved that the end of their wedding would not portend bad tidings from the gods, starting with the loss of a dear friend. They smiled, then revealed that they were also relieved due to another surprise… Alexandra was pregnant with their first child! Cyrus’ mouth dropped open, before immediately grinning and congratulating both of them. Aegeus proudly beamed down at both of them, eyes watery with emotion.
Alexandra jokingly told Cyrus on the side: “That big lug of mine will need to toughen up! He has a child on the way, for goodness sakes. I thought I was supposed to be the emotional one? If he’s like this now, I wonder who will be putting on more sympathy weight, me or him?”
Cyrus grinned before looking back at his childhood friend. His stomach was still heavy, round and distended from his feasting the night before, like an overfilled sack of oatmeal grain, hanging lazily over his waistband like a suspended waterfall of belly. His tradesman shirt was tight and much too small for him already, though he had just gotten it made a week or two before. His massive paunch dwarfed anyone with the misfortune (or fortune) to accidentally collide into it whenever he turned around too suddenly. The shirt left several inches of overstuffed gut exposed, leaving Cyrus to wonder if there would be enough yarn in their village to craft a shirt big enough to fit him by the time his first, of probably many, children was born.
The happy news and tidings after the disaster soon began to dry up, however. Cyrus stayed away from the water, but news from other fishermen in the village began to worry him. Catches that were in the hundreds only a day prior had dwindled to a mere pittance of fish, barely any meat to them or possibly even sickly. The prevailing theory was that the monsoon had scared entire colonies of fish and crustaceans away, which portended a very unprofitable, and in some cases, very lean fishing season that year.
Cyrus thought about the livelihoods in which Aegeus and Alexandra made a living (nevermind himself), and the baby that would be growing in her womb in the coming months. It was at that moment he made a decision.
Preparing a day’s worth of supplies, Cyrus took his small Kaiki fishing vessel out to sea. He took one last look toward the village he grew up in, before hardening his gaze and setting loose the ship’s sails. The wind carried him at a moderate pace, taking him far from the village. The farther he got, the safer they would be from Him.
After several hours, he was far away enough where all he could see was horizon all around him. There was no land to be seen in any nautical direction, and any adverse weather conditions would hopefully be mitigated by the distance.
“Lord Poseidon…” he said aloud. “Please hear my prayer. It is I, Cyrus.”
Nothing. Only the gentle lapping of quiet water.
“My Lord Poseidon!” he tried again, this time raising his voice. “Please! Hear my prayer! It is I, Cyrus!”
Still, his cries were left unanswered. He was alone, perhaps forevermore. Just him, and the sounds of the ocean.
He thought for a moment, then took a deep breath.
“Geovan,” he whispered.
That did it. Almost immediately, clouds coalesced out of nowhere, thickening and darkening in a matter of moments. The gentle breeze became harsh and oppressive, as Cyrus quickly rushed to take his sails down. He steadied his sea legs as the Kaiki vessel pitched and rolled up and down as the sea became turbulent chaos.
Several leagues in front of his ship’s prow, an immense column of dark clouds spiraled downward into the sea. The column continued to widen as Cyrus and his ship seemed to be pitched in that direction. The plume of dark clouds rotated faster, wind pitching and shrieking ever higher. The sea itself was pulled into the cyclone, creating a column of water that took up Cyrus’ vision. He thought he could detect movement coalescing in that expanse of dark ocean in front of him, as if he were in the heavens and staring down at the sea.
The cyclone of water exploded suddenly, crashing down in great rivers of water. Cyrus hung on to the center mast of his ship, feeling helpless as the sea forcefully pushed him back on a vessel that might as well have been a toy.
Before him, naked in all of his gigantic, Sea God’s glory, was Poseidon, king of the seas, towering into the sky itself. Bigger than a mountain, and a hysterical far cry from the size he had been in Cyrus’ house only days before. Cyrus thought back to the stories of the titans, progenitors of the pantheon of gods, and remembered Poseidon’s quip about coming from a big family and can’t help but inherit some of that size.
Boy, did he ever undershoot that statement.
Bright, sea-green light shone down from Poseidon’s glowing eyes upon Cyrus and his ship. The God slowly and methodically sat down, moving at a snail’s pace, which was possibly a side effect of moving in a titan-sized body. Despite his concerted effort, gigantic waves threatened to flip Cyrus’ ship, causing it ascend dozens of feet in seconds before pitching sharply down again. None of the waves, however, seemed to flip his ship, though several came close. Whether that was by design or luck, he dare not guess.
By the time the waves settled, Cyrus collapsed on wobbly legs. He still clung to the mast, catching his breath. He looked up, noticing Poseidon looking down upon him, cross-legged, already settled and not saying anything.
“Uh…hi.” he said lamely.
The titanic god blinked. His glowing eyes appeared to shine less glaringly, but they still seemed to burn a hole into Cyrus’ soul.
Several long moments passed before the god spoke, deliberately and slowly, each word booming and echoing throughout the sea and burned into Cyrus’ very mind.
“WHEN A MAN ANGERS THE KING OF THE SEAS, HE DOES NOT COME BACK. HE HIDES, DEEP IN THE LANDS AND THE FORESTS OF MY KIN, FAR FROM MY DOMAIN AS POSSIBLE SO THAT MY WRATH HOPEFULLY DOES NOT REACH HIM. HE IS EXILED FROM THE SEAS FOREVERMORE. WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE RETURNING TO MY DOMAIN, FOOLISH BOY?”
Mentally exhausted and drained, Cyrus spoke honestly and truthfully. “My lord…no, Geovan. You are right in calling me a fool, because I truly feel like one. You are truly a mighty and impressive being, that has shaken both me, and my loins, to the core. I was both nervous and afraid when an actual God from Mount Olympus itself would come down to bless one as insignificant as I with the chance of a lifetime…no, a Millenium! I truly did not feel worthy to be of service to a god, so ardent and devout have I been in my worship of you, that the thought of even touching your body was mentally akin to defiling a temple!”
On and on, Cyrus spouted the drivel that he hoped Poseidon would want to hear. As he spoke, the sinister glow of the God’s eyes began to fade, until they were of the regular green shade that Cyrus had seen the night they met.
“And I should have known,” Cyrus continued, “that refusing the offer of a god would have consequences! Already I can see the misfortunes my selfish actions have wrought! My village’s coast is devoid of your dominion’s bounty! My closest friends are about to have their first child, and good people like them do not deserve to suffer through a year of…”
“THAT WAS NOT MY INTENTION,” interjected Poseidon. “IN MY RUSH TO VACATE, MY BODY SCATTERED MILLIONS OF MY DENIZENS ACROSS THE COAST. I WAS NOT IN A RIGHT FRAME OF MIND. I PLANNED ON RETURNING EVERYTHING TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE, AFTER A FASHION.”
The booming voice was less intense, and the dark clouds above the titan began to lift. Cyrus stared into that massive face and detected certain notes within. Petulance? Sheepishness? Regret? Shame? Was this harsh god of the seas, who demonstrated his incalculable power so callously in his village, actually expressing remorse for indirectly harming (well, more like inconveniencing) the mortals who worshipped him freely and wholeheartedly?
He was going to put everything back in its place after a fashion? He didn’t mean…
“You waited. You waited to do it, to see what I’d do. To see if I’d come back.”
It was a statement, not an accusation, but after saying it out loud, Cyrus was surprised to see Poseidon’s face twist into a countenance of pain and sorrow. So striking and pure was that face, that Cyrus suddenly felt guilty lying about everything he said earlier.
“I…AM NO BETTER THAN MY BROTHERS WHEN IT COMES TO HOLDING MY TEMPER. I AM USED TO GETTING WHAT I WANT, AND HAVING THE CHARM AND LOOKS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. WELL…” one colossal hand the size of a village in its own right gestured at a belly the size of a small countryside. “…USED TO ANYWAY. YOU ARE A RARE BREED OF MORTAL, CYRUS. WHEN I SAW THE WAY YOU LOOKED AT AEGEUS, THE WAY YOU IDOLIZED HIS SIZE…NOT A LOOK OF DISGUST, BUT OF ADMIRATION.”
He paused for a moment, unsure of how to continue. “…OF SEX APPEAL,” he added, somehow sounding embarassed. “I WANTED TO SEE WHAT THAT FELT LIKE. IT HAS BEEN A CENTURY LIKE THIS, BEING IN THIS FORM. I MISS THE LOOKS OF DESIRE, OF BEING WANTED, OF BEING…”
He trailed off. Cyrus was speechless. He never would have imagined that gods could have feelings of self-inadequacy, same as mere mortals do. Where was their support system? Could they even rely on other gods for their problems?
“I find that difficult to believe Geovan.” Cyrus called out. “To me, you are sex appeal incarnate!”
The titan’s eyes widened, seeming to suddenly focus in on something. Cyrus smiled. At some point during Geovan’s honest speech about his feelings of worth and self doubt, Cyrus had subconsciously sprouted a throbbing erection in his seaman’s trousers. The fact that an otherworldly being of such immense size and world-shattering power could be such a big softie on the inside drove Cyrus crazy. It was one of the main reasons he always had a soft spot for Aegeus, and the same reason he had a hard spot for Geovan this very second.
Geovan’s sight began to unfocus, as he slowly began to huff, balmy bursts of warm wind reaching Cyrus and his boat, despite the giant’s effort to control it. The air pressure of the atmosphere itself seemed to change with every shuddering breath.
Cyrus frowned as he noticed the water beginning to pitch up and down again. He looked back at Geovan and then he felt a weight in the pit of his stomach.
It was nearly impossible to notice at first due to distance and scale, but Geovan’s already horizon-filling belly seemed to be…no, it couldn’t be. Could it? Just like before, each breath seemed to inflate the ballooning titan just a little, just a tiny bit more. What seemed to be a negligible difference in size was thrown off by the fact that due to his scale, Geovan was actually growing by several thousand tons of weight every few seconds. His body slowly advancing, as if crawling toward his boat, was expanding at an astronomical rate, not even comparable to before. In reality, his body was advancing like an avalanche, or in this case, a tsunami.
“Geovan!” Cyrus yelled, hanging on as the waves began to reach a fever pitch again. “I thought you had already shed your disguise! What’s happening?”
“I AM IN THE HEART OF THE SEA, THE SOURCE OF MY DOMAIN. THE FURTHER FROM SHORE, THE GREATER MY POWER AND INFLUENCE GROWS. MY FOCUS CAN ONLY MAINTAIN MY DISGUISE IN PROPORTION TO MY POWER.”
Geovan grimaced, his proportions swelling to even greater distances all around him. The rumbling of billowing mountains of flesh filled the air. “MY SIZE CAN GROW TO BE AS LARGE AS THE OCEAN ITSELF IS DEEP. I LET MYSELF GET TOO EXCITED AGAIN. WE MUST RETREAT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS REALM, WHERE ONLY GODS CAN RESIDE, AND WHERE I CAN CONTROL MY SIZE MORE FREELY. IF WE DON’T, I FEAR MY CONTINUED PRESENCE MAY CAUSE MASS FLOODING ON A CATASTROPHIC SCALE.”
Cyrus gulped, watching the tidal wave of titan belly racing toward him and his tiny boat, not so far away anymore, gaping maw of Geovan’s navel high above in the sky, like a lightless cave the size of an island. He could not even see the god’s face anymore, so eclipsing was the mass of red-furred blubber, about to demolish the speck of wood with a tiny, insignificant mortal on it.
Before that could happen, however, the sky darkened as a giant building resembling a callused, cupped hand, came down upon him, casting him and his existence into pitch black.
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