Costume for two

by Cockatrice

One year after the events of “First Costume,” Luke and Jeremy are invited to the Halloween party again—but this time Dan seems strangely silent.

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Present

“Any signs from Dan?” Jeremy plopped himself on the couch next to Luke.

Luke checked his phone and shook his head. “Not yet.”

Jeremy looked at Luke for a moment. “You know, it’s been exactly one year since we first met.”

“Heh, yeah.” Luke gave Jeremy a kiss. “Easiest-to-remember anniversary ever.”

“Are you excited?”

“I mean this isn’t my first time, so, a bit?”

“I meant the costume, silly.”

“Oh! Yeah, I guess so.” Luke thought for a moment. “Do you know what Tom is gonna wear today?”

“Nope.”

“You don’t talk to each other anymore?”

“Not that much.” Jeremy shrugged. “And if we do, it’s not about costumes.”

“I see.”

“Why do you ask? Want to have some fun with him today?”

“No. I mean, maybe. If you want.” Luke stumbled over his words. “I wasn’t asking because of that. I was just curious. But I also wouldn’t mind. I just, I dunno. Is it awkward for you?”

“Not really. Why would it be?”

“I mean—” Luke began gesturing with his hands for the lack of words. “—you were, like, close, right?”

“There’s like different types of closeness.” Jeremy shrugged. “We had sex. And we hang out occasionally, but we weren’t really together the same way you and I are.”

“So, not weird for you then?”

Jeremy put his arm around Luke. “Nah.”

“But yeah, as I said. I wouldn’t really mind, if you wanted, but I also—”

“Sounds to me like you are the one who finds it a bit awkward.” Jeremy raised an eyebrow and smirked.

“I mean, maybe. I dunno.”

“It’s fine, let’s just play it by the ear when we’re there. No need to create a schedule for a kink party.”

Luke leaned his head against Jeremy. “Ok.”

“Anyone you actually want us to get busy with today?”

“Mmh, nobody in particular. As you said, probably best to decide in the moment.”

“What about Dan? You’ve known each other for a long time, right?”

“Yeah, but, like, we never did anything.”

“Because you didn’t want to, or…?”

“Yeah, I mean, we’re just friends.”

“Fair enough.”

The two boyfriends sat there for a few seconds, until Luke’s phone buzzed.

“Speaking of the devil, heh.” Luke checked the message and then put the phone away again. “They’ll be here in ten.”

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Present

Dan put the phone away and looked out the car’s window.

“Everything all right?” Robert asked, not taking his eyes from the road.

Robert’s head stuck out from what looked like the front of his costume, though in reality he wore padding on his neck that extended past his head to create the illusion of his neck being above and behind his head. Dan meanwhile had two rubber feet sitting in his lap that he would slip on his hands for the party. He had seen this last year and wanted to try it out himself.

“Yeah, why?”

“You seem a bit down today.”

“It’s nothing.”

“Uh huh.” Robert’s tone made it clear he didn’t buy Dan’s response.

There were a few moments of silence before Robert continued. “Love troubles?”

“What makes you think that?”

“Just the way you act.” Robert shrugged. “The longing gaze. Avoiding the topic without being brusque. Reminds me a lot of it.” He looked over to Dan to check his reaction. “Unrequited love?”

Dan didn’t say anything.

“Did you ask him?”

Dan sighed. “I don’t wanna talk about it, okay?”

“Fair.”

The two continued in silence for another minute, until the car came to a stop. As the motor was silenced, Dan suddenly remembered a similar scene from a year ago, and something that Robert had told him back then.

“You’re right,” Dan began while they were waiting for Luke and Jeremy. “It is unrequited love. Known him for years, but…I don’t think he likes me that way.”

“You don’t think or you know?”

“I’ve tried.”

“Mmh.” Robert thought for a moment. “Anyone I know?”

Dan didn’t answer.

Suddenly it clicked in Robert’s head. “Wait, don’t tell me it’s the same guy as last year.”

“Fine, I won’t tell you.”

“Dan,” Robert sighed. “Have you even asked him?”

Dan gave Robert a sidelong look, but before he could reply Luke and Jeremy arrived and got into the car.

“Wow, nice costumes,” Robert commented on the two of them wearing just regular clothes as the two got into the car.

Jeremy laughed. “We have to slip into it later.”

“We’re doing a conjoined costume today,” Luke added.

“Makes sense.” Robert began driving.

“What are you?” Luke eyed Robert in the rear mirror. “A hunchback?”

“A headless man. Will be more obvious when the magic happens.”

“And you?” Luke asked Dan.

Dan held up his rubber feet. “Wristfeet.”

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Present

Luke and Jeremy were the last of the four to walk through the door.

Luke checked out the body that he now shared with Jeremy. They had bought an extra-large T-shirt and pants so they could both slip into it at once. It looked very awkward and stupid while the magic didn’t have the opportunity to make it real. Now, on the other hand, they both shared a single body, the proportions close to that of an individual man, except that their upper torso was slightly wider to accommodate two heads.

Luke only had direct control of his own arm, the left one, as Luke was the left head, but he still had sensation over the right side of their body. They could also both control their legs, to prevent them from tripping due to a lack of coordination. None of them had planned it. The magic had done its best to make the costume work as intuitively as possible. Jeremy knew of course and had told Luke in the weeks before the Halloween party.

Luke’s gaze slowly made its way up their body until it rose to meet Jeremy’s smile next to him on their shared shoulders.

“So, what do you think?” Jeremy asked.

Luke moved his hand over their torso. “It’s amazing.”

“Right?” Jeremy grinned and lay his own hand on Luke’s, which was resting on the center of their chest. “I can tell you’re excited.”

Luke blushed. He was now sharing a heartbeat with his partner. They were now almost literally each other’s better half. At least for the duration of the party.

“Shit, this is wild!” Robert exclaimed. He was holding his head in front of him, looking at his own body and the skin-covered stump on his shoulders. “This is gonna rock.”

“Looks like you guys are having fun,” Dan said, while idly investigating the feet that had replaced his hands. “See you around.” With that he turned and left for the party.

Luke was confused by Dan’s behavior. The two hadn’t seen each other in a while and usually Dan was a lot more talkative and joking around. Now he just left after they had barely talked during the ride.

As if sensing Luke’s confusion, Robert turned his head to the two conjoined men. “Don’t mind him. He’s a little bit moody today.” Robert tucked his head under an arm. “But yeah, I’m gonna have so much fun tonight. You know where you can find me if you want to have some fun too.” He winked and walked towards the couch he occupied at the last party as well. Seemed like that was his spot.

Once he was out of earshot, Jeremy walked them over to the bar. “You think Dan’s okay?”

“No clue.” A yellow-pink drink with two straws materialized in front of them. “Let’s hope the party cheers him up.” He grabbed the drink and took a sip. “Mmh, it’s good. What did you wish for?”

Instead of a verbal reply, Jeremy simply gave him a kiss.

Luke was confused. “A kiss?”

“The drink is called ‘Kiss on the Lips’.”

Luke laughed. “I see.”

“Well, ready to mingle?”

“Sure.”

The two didn’t have to walk far until someone’s large frame caught their attention. It was a centaur towering above the rest of the crowd. More interestingly, it was Tom.

“Hey you two!” he shouted over to them over the music as they approached. As they got closer he looked at Jeremy. “I was wondering if you would try to convince him to do the two-headed routine.”

“As if I had tons of convincing to do with you,” Jeremy laughed.

Tom was flanked by two other men. On his right was Brad, who Luke had already met last time. He saw the zipper running down his chest. Looks like Brad wore the same costume as last year. Not surprising given that he apparently had a kind of reputation for it.

On Tom’s left was a three-headed man, the flexible neck of each head growing from the same spot, instead of being placed next to each other. They were slightly longer than a normal neck, almost evoking the idea of a hydra. Another thing that caught Luke’s eye was that all three heads looked identical.

“That’s… not a three-people costume, is it?” Luke asked carefully.

The three heads smiled. “No. I’m just one guy with three heads.”

“How did you do that?”

“You know those hair-styling busts?” the left head began. “Yeah, it’s a pain to find male versions of those,” the center head added. “Well, and then you build a wireframe you can put on your shoulders. Surprisingly simple,” the last head concluded. “I’m Shaun by the way.”

“Ah, right, sorry. I’m Luke.”

“Jeremy,” Luke’s boyfriend added.

Brad raised his drink. “And you already know me.”

“Yeah,” Luke laughed. “Same costume again I see.”

“Always.” Brad made a fist as if to underline his determination. “Supersuit may not be the hero this party deserves, but he’s the hero this party needs!”

Tom playfully rolled his eyes. “Sure.”

“Hey, don’t tell me I wasn’t useful last time!”

Tom decided to play along. “You totally were.” He bowed. “And we will be forever in your debt.”

“Unfortunately, as much as I would love to, I cannot offer my services today.”

“Oh, why not?” Luke wanted to know.

“Well,” Brad opened the zipper on his chest, revealing another person’s chest inside. “I’m a bit… occupied today.”

“Wait, someone’s wearing you right now? Like, full body?”

“Yup.” Brad zipped himself up again. “Today I am the costume. Allen’s costume, specifically. He wanted to get the full experience of not being in control of his body.”

“So, he’s aware?”

“Oh, of course, absolutely. Otherwise what’s the point?”

There was no reply from Luke.

“So, uh,” Shaun’s right head piped up. “Has anyone seen the warlock this year?”

Everyone shook their heads.

“Apparently he’s around but shows himself very rarely,” Tom mused.

The words sounded familiar to Luke. Dan told him something similar last year. “Has anyone ever seen him?”

The five men looked at each other and shook their heads again.

Brad shrugged. “Dan said he talks to him sometimes.”

“Yeah, he told me that too,” Luke replied. “But has anyone else ever seen the warlock?”

Once more, the others simply looked at each other. Seemed like nobody knew.

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One year ago

“And you’re a Ken doll now.” Dan winked at Luke.

Luke had just stepped through the door to the party for the first time, now properly transformed into his costume.

As Luke checked the gap where his neck met his torso with his fingers, his eyes widened with realization. “Where’s the toilet?!”

Dan pointed behind the bar. “Down the hall on the right.”

Luke took off without another word. Dan could imagine what got him worried right now. As a Ken doll, Luke would not have any genitals. His crotch would just be smooth plastic skin. Dan smiled to himself. It’s just temporary of course, and there’s still ways to have fun, but it was understandable that it would startle someone if caught by surprise.

Dan slid onto the stool at the bar and wished for a drink, as he waited for Luke to return.

He sighed. He invited Luke because he wanted to spend some time with him, but now he wondered if it was the right decision. The party was full of people, full of strangers and there was hardly a place to have a private conversation without the noise of the party coming through in the background.

He stared into the glass in front of him. What if Luke didn’t like any of this? What if there were too many people for him? What if he didn’t like how Dan had set everything up? What if he wasn’t into kink parties at all?

But what if he was?

Why were humans so confusing?

He took a sip. A zombie cocktail. Yeah, he guessed he needed something strong right now.

As he stirred his drink, he contemplated for a moment whether his choice to invite Luke here was a great idea. Maybe he should have simply asked him in a one-on-one? But that could get awkward quickly. What if Luke rejected him? Could they even be friends afterwards? The party allowed him to check Luke’s behavior while having deniability as a backup. Afterall, it was a kink party, right? Nothing has to mean anything.

But it also meant a lot of distraction. And if nothing means anything, how can Dan be sure of anything, even if he did probe for Luke’s feelings?

He sighed, the thoughts in his head swirling in a gyre like the crushed ice in his drink. He should know better than to be paralyzed by these thoughts. Someone like him should have more self-confidence than this.

Why was love the only thing in the world that could not be mastered?

He saw Luke return from the bathroom and suddenly the world felt a little bit brighter as he sat down next to Dan.

“I suppose it’s all gone?” He asked Luke.

“... Yeah.”

“Don’t worry. It’s not permanent.”

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Present

“Oh, hey Dan!” Luke had finally found his friend again at the party.

Dan was currently standing together with a winged red demon, who had a two-foot long red cock swinging between his legs with a set of balls to match, and a guy whose entire torso seemed to have been replaced with a giant translucent bag that had a white viscous substance pooling on the bottom. He was holding his ‘belly’ with both hands.

“Hey,” was Dan’s only answer.

“You’re Luke, right?” the demon said.

“Yeah, Dan told you about me?”

The demon looked confused. “We met last year… Oh, of course. I look different,” He laughed. “I’m Zac. I had wristfeet last time, if you remember.”

“Oh right, I remember now.” Luke glanced at Dan’s wristfeet. “Looks like you’ve created a trend.”

“Looks like I have, yeah.” Zac looked over to Dan, possibly expecting a reaction, but Dan only smiled around the group. Zac then nodded to the guy with the condom-body. “This is Carlos by the way.”

Carlos briefly raised one hand to wave. “Hey.”

“Hey,” Luke said. Then he looked to his right, expecting Jeremy to introduce himself too, but he didn’t say anything. “Do you guys already know each other?”

“Yeah,” Carlos said. “Jeremy’s a regular here.”

“Man, this is my second time, and I still feel like the newbie. Was hoping there’d be more people for whom it was their first time today.”

“We don’t get a lot of new people in recent years.” Zac shrugged. “Dan’s been careful not to invite too many people too quickly.”

“I see.” Luke noticed that Dan didn’t involve himself in the conservation despite being directly related to the topic. He was simply staring at his drink that he was holding with both wristfeet. Luke didn’t want to make Dan uncomfortable any further, so he turned to Carlos. “So, what’s your costume?”

“I’m a condom,” Carlos smirked.

“How did you get the magic to put cum inside?” Jeremy wanted to know.

“Oh no, that’s not part of the costume.” Carlos hefted his belly up and let it sink again, making the cum inside slosh around. “That’s all locally sourced cum, directly from the party itself.”

“Wait, you got that much cum from people filling you up?”

“Yep.”

Jeremy couldn’t believe it. “How?”

“Well, luckily for me, some transformations seem to be naturally blessed with a high libido and productivity.” He looked at Zac’s cock. “Demons and centaurs in particular. But I’ve been asking pretty much everyone to add to it.” He raised an eyebrow. “You guys interested?”

“Maybe later,” Luke replied. He wasn’t in the mood right now. Plus, their load wouldn’t really add much anyway.

“How’s that gonna work when you leave through the door with all that cum inside?” Jeremy wanted to know.

“Actually, no clue. I didn’t think of that.” Carlos turned to Dan. “Maybe you know?”

“Mmh?” Dan looked like he had just been yanked from his thoughts.

“The cum in Carlos’s belly,” Zac repeated. “What happens if he goes through the door?”

“Oh, the cum gets downsized to what the actual loads would be without transformations, but it would stay in his belly.”

Carlos excitedly tugged at his belly. “Oh shit, so I get to keep a souvenir.”

“Sorry, I actually need to go to the toilet.” Dan excused himself and left.

“Dan’s been a bit silent today.” Zac was looking at Luke. “Any idea why?”

“Not really, no,” Luke had to admit.

“Robert said it was apparently some personal stuff but didn’t elaborate. I thought maybe you knew, since I think you two are closer.”

“I mean, I guess so, but…” Luke thought for a moment. “We don’t really talk about that sorta stuff. Besides, even if I knew, I wouldn’t want to talk to other people about it.”

“That’s actually very true.” Zac looked at the direction where Dan went. “Well, it’s probably nothing serious anyway.”

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One year ago

“So…” Eddie had to lisp around his cocktongue sticking out of his mouth. “Wanna go somewhere private?”

Dan tried not to make it look like he didn’t pay attention to Eddie, but he was scanning the hallway behind him for Luke. He saw him going up the stairs to the bedrooms together with Tom and Jerry, from the other end of the room and now he was waiting for them to appear in his view, so he would know which room they took.

“Yes, gimme a moment,” Dan replied.

Eddie cocked his head back. “You’re waiting for someone?”

“Not quite. Don’t worry.” Dan decided to keep it mysterious and Eddie didn’t seem too annoyed by the non-answer.

Sure enough, seconds later he saw Luke and the conjoined pair enter the room at the end of the hallway.

Dan decided to take the room opposite of them. He didn’t yet have the courage to ask Luke out directly, but maybe he could make Luke interested so he would make the first move. It wasn’t foolproof but it was worth a try.

“Follow me.” Dan took Eddie’s mouthcock in his hand and gently tugged, leading Eddie towards the room opposite of the room Luke was in. Eddie was too busy moaning all the way to question why exactly Dan chose that room.

When they were in, Eddie was about to close the door when Dan interrupted him, drawing him towards the bed by Eddie’s belt. “Don’t. I don’t mind having an audience.”

Eddie crawled onto the bed after Dan. “Aren’t you a kinky bastard,” he lisped around the throbbing member in his mouth.

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Present

“How did you get the magic to make it into a human cock?” Jeremy asked while he and Luke were lying on the bed as Tom put his front legs on it, towering above them.

Tom laughed. “We put a dildo there.”

“W-we?”

“Oh, I didn’t tell you. This is not a one-person costume.”

“Are you serious?”

Tom only winked. And his cock twitched.

“Does that mean someone else is your butt?” Luke asked.

“Yup.” Tom grabbed a bottle of lube on the bed’s headrest and handed it to the two boyfriends. He looked at Jeremy. “It’s Melvin.”

Jeremy squeezed some lube on Luke’s hand. “Is he aware?”

“God, I hope so.” Tom stifled a moan as Luke worked Melvin’s cock. “This is our first time. But I figure the magic wouldn’t just leave him out of all the fun. And I feel him twitching sometimes.”

“Looks like it, yeah. I assume you control the whole body?”

“Yeah,” Tom moaned again. “Either that, or it’s shared and he hasn’t bothered to take the reins yet, so to speak.”

“Shit, that’s fucking hot.” Jeremy squeezed more lube on Luke’s waiting hand, who went to lube up their hole.

“Am I right?” Tom lowered his human torso so he could look at his own crotch. “Honestly, maybe next year I’ll be in the back.”

“And you really think we can take it?” Luke turned to Jeremy.

“Now it’s a bit late for second thoughts,” Jeremy laughed. “And he’s big, but not that big.”

“I’ll be gentle.” Tom positioned himself. “You ready?”

Both heads nodded.

As Tom entered the two men, Luke grabbed the centaur’s leg on his left to brace himself. Jeremy’s hand meanwhile caressed Luke’s cheek while the two heads made out.

After several moments, Tom paused his movements, letting out a moan.

Luke broke away from the kiss for a second. “Whoo, I can’t believe we took it all.”

It took two seconds for Tom to reply. “That was just the tip.”

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One year ago

“Anywhere you want me to drop you off in particular?” Robert asked Dan as he was driving through the night.

The party had ended and they had just dropped off Luke at his place.

“No, I’ll just get out wherever you do.” Dan looked out the window.

“You really do enjoy those nightly walks, huh?”

“Guess I do.” Dan smiled. He wasn’t sure if Robert suspected something, but if he did, he didn’t pry. In truth, Dan didn’t have to go anywhere. He could’ve stayed at his house, but he had a secret to preserve. Plus, he genuinely enjoyed the rides.

The two drove the rest in silence, until the car arrived at Robert’s place.

“There we are.” Robert turned off the car.

“Thanks.”

“No problem. Have you been successful today, by the way?”

On the way to the party Dan had told Robert that he was planning to ask out a guy he’s had a crush on for a while. He hadn’t expected Robert to come back to the topic.

“No,” was Dan’s only reply.

“Did you even ask him?”

Without a word, Dan opened the door and got out.

Robert did the same and before Dan could leave, he asked Dan over the car. “How long have you known each other?”

Dan stopped, his face turned into a tired frown. “A couple years. Ten or so?”

“How long have you had a crush on him?”

Once again Dan shrouded himself in silence.

Several seconds passed before Robert began again. “You know, there was this guy in college who I went to class with. We didn’t know each other well, but I had such a crush on him. Like, bad. However, I was still a little bit uncomfortable with my sexuality back then, so I didn’t want to approach him without knowing for sure he might be interested. I started observing and analyzing his behavior for little things that could tell me if he was gay. The way he looked at other men and women. The things he talked about. Even how he walked and moved. Stupid, I know, but I was too afraid of rejection. How many jocks were gay after all, right?”

When Robert didn’t continue, Dan looked at him. “So, what happened?”

“I never asked him. I was so convinced he was straight.” A pause. “He got a boyfriend half a year later and after college they got married.”

“Why are you telling me this?”

“Because sometimes you gotta be bold and take the plunge, or you might miss out—”

“Yeah, yeah, I get that part. Every shot not taken, yadda yadda. I mean more like—” Dan sighed. “You always share these deeply personal things with me. Why?”

Robert furrowed his brow. “Because we’re friends? Which planet are you from again?”

“Oh, shut up.” Dan waited for a few moments. “But thanks.”

“No problem. You got it from here?”

Finally Dan smiled. “Yeah. Have a good night.”

“You too.”

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Present

Dan plopped himself down at the bar. This year’s party was a complete disaster.

Well, for him at least. Everyone else was seemingly having fun.

But for Dan, watching Luke and Jeremy together was painful. He wasn’t jealous though, just heartbroken. Afterall, it was his own fault for never gathering the courage to ask him out.

Five centuries of life experience and the very power to bend the forces of nature to his whims and yet he can’t figure out something as simple as talking to his crush.

He slumped in on himself, supporting his head on one of his wristfeet.

Suddenly, a drink appeared in front of him. It didn’t even look like a cocktail. Just something to get shitfaced with.

He waved the drink away with his free hand… foot, whatever, and the drink dematerialized. Unbeknownst to everyone else, the bar’s behavior wasn’t just a thoughtless algorithm. It was actually a part of Dan’s subconsciousness that he copied and enchanted the bar with. This way it could analyze people’s thoughts and wishes to give them exactly what they want or need. Of course, it was completely separate from Dan. He wasn’t interested in learning everyone’s thoughts. He just used his own subconscious as a template.

Furthermore, the bar wasn’t truly sentient. It had no feelings or even thoughts, but it could display a personality at times. Right now, it tried to be helpful.

Another drink appeared. No, not a drink. It was a flask filled with a sparkling pink liquid.

Dan raised an eyebrow. A love potion?

“No.” He waved the potion away. “I am not going to make him fall in love with me.”

Then another flask appeared. A red one. Courage.

“I need to do it on my own.” He waved the potion away as well. “No tricks.”

Nothing happened for several seconds as Dan was lost in thought.

Then suddenly, a violet potion.

Dan rolled his eyes. Now his own subconscious was mocking him.

He got up and was about to dismiss the potion. This was not a solution—

He hesitated.

—or was it?

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Present

“Dan,” Luke shouted after his friend. “Hey.”

Dan turned around and waited for Luke and Jeremy to approach. “Hey, how’s the party?” He asked without a smile.

Luke decided to ignore the question. “Dan, is everything all right?”

Dan didn’t reply for a few seconds. “Can I talk to you?”

“Of course. What’s going on?”

“Come.” Dan was leading the conjoined couple to a nearby room and closed the door behind them.

“Uhm,” Jeremy interrupted. “Do you guys maybe want some privacy? We can quickly unmerge, if you—”

“It’s now or never,” Dan cut him off. “I wanna do it now, before I chicken out again.”

“So, what’s going on?” Luke asked.

Dan took a deep breath. “Luke, I always had a crush on you.”

If it hadn’t been for the music outside the room and the background noise of the party, one could have heard a pin drop on the ground.

“I… I didn’t know,” Luke finally said.

“Yeah.”

“Uh,” He looked over to Jeremy, who was visibly awkward. “Maybe we should talk about this after the party?”

“No, look,” Dan interrupted him. “I don’t want to tear you two apart. You’re cute together. It’s not that. It’s…”

“Yes?”

Dan took another deep breath and fished something out of his pockets. A small vial filled with a violet liquid. “Shit, asking you out on a date would have been easier.” He held the vial with his toes in front of him. “If I hadn’t been such a coward earlier, I wouldn’t need so much courage right now, heh.”

“What is that vial?” Jeremy asked.

“A potion.” Dan swirled the contents.

“A potion? You mean, like a real magical potion?”

“Yup.”

“Where did you get that from?” Luke wanted to know.

“Okay, second confession of the day.” Dan noticed that this one felt easier than admitting the crush. Life was weird. “I’m the warlock who owns this house.”

“You’re shitting me!”

Without saying a word, Dan turned his free wristfoot upside down, so that the sole was facing up. A wisp of energy like a ghostlight lit up, hovering above it. It was the easiest demonstration of magic Dan could think of at the moment.

Luke was speechless.

“Nobody here knows.” Dan dismissed the wisp. “And I’d like to keep it that way.”

“Stays a secret between us.” Jeremy nodded.

Luke finally found his words again. “So… You still haven’t told us what the potion is for.”

Dan looked at the vial and smiled. “A way for all of us to get what we want, I hope.”

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Present

“And you are absolutely sure about that?” Luke turned to Dan as they walked to the entry area.

Dan laughed. “I could ask you the same question as well.”

“I’m giving up less than you do.” Luke thought for a moment. “I’m not giving up anything.”

“I’m fine.” Dan looked at the door. “You ready?”

Luke turned to Jeremy, who nodded. “Yeah.”

If anyone else at the party cared about what the three men did, nobody showed it. In fact, near the entrance area, on the couch, was Robert, with his head next to his body. He had been busy sucking off anyone who picked him up, but currently was seemingly on a break.

Luke and Jeremy went through the door, causing their body to split into two again. They quickly wiggled out of their oversized T-shirt and pants.

“Hey, Robert.” Dan turned to Robert next to him. “Can I borrow your head for a moment?”

“Heh,” Robert smirked. “I thought you’d never ask.”

Dan picked up his friend’s head and held him with his two feet in front of his face. “Thanks Robert, you’ve always been a good friend.” He thought for a moment. “And, uh, sorry about this.”

“Huh? No, wait! Wait, what are you—”

Robert’s protests were cut off as Dan hurled his head towards the door. When the head reached the threshold, suddenly it disappeared and in the blink of an eye, everyone inside the house, save for Dan, seemingly disappeared as well.

Except they didn’t disappear. Instead they all got turned into their own dicks that flopped unceremoniously to the floor. All the noise of the conversations vanished in an instant.

Dan looked around the room as he slipped off the rubber feet from his hands. “Be careful not to step on anyone.”

Luke gingerly took some steps back inside, with Jeremy following behind. So this was what the protection was about. Dan had told him last year that if a person passes through the threshold and the magic cannot reconstitute them because of missing parts, there would be a magical failsafe that would be triggered, though Dan didn’t say what it was.

“Are they aware?” Jeremy wanted to know as the men made their way over to Dan.

“Kind of.” He pointed towards what was Robert’s disembodied cock lying on the couch. It was spurting rope after rope of cum. “They’re conscious, but caught in a state of constant bliss. So they don’t really notice much around them.”

And that’s the mess Dan alluded to when he talked about the failsafe last year. This would take days to clean up, Luke thought to himself.

Unless magic was involved, which… Yeah, probably not too much of a deal for a warlock.

“Come.” Dan beckoned the two boyfriends to follow him.

Moments later they were in a room again, by themselves.

Dan pulled out the vial. “All right, last moment to chicken out?”

Luke hesitated for a moment, then looked at Jeremy, who nodded. “It’s a go from us, I guess.”

“Al; right then.” Dan began to undress. “I will still be able to do magic, but I’ll try to behave.” Dan winked at Luke.

“Do you two want privacy?” Jeremy asked.

“I’ll be part of your sex life for the rest of Luke’s life,” Dan commented. “No false modesty now.”

“Actually, I’d love it if you joined us,” Luke smiled.

Jeremy returned his smile. “All right then.”

After all three men had undressed, and Luke had lubed up his dick, Dan drank the potion and positioned himself on the bed on all fours. “Let’s do it.”

Luke got behind him, while Jeremy took position in front. They figured spitroasting would be the most sensible way to do it.

“You’ll only merge at your butt, right?” Luke wanted to make sure.

“Yup, don’t worry.”

“All right then,” Luke said and slowly made his way into Dan, who quickly took Jeremy’s cock in his mouth.

Jeremy bent over to kiss Luke and for a moment he forgot the strange situation they were in.

Earlier, Dan had revealed that the vial was a merging potion, specifically merging the person drinking it into someone else’s cock. Dan didn’t want to split up the two, but he still had a massive crush on Luke, so he made the following proposal: He would become Luke’s cock. This way Luke could stay together with Jeremy, while Dan got to stay with Luke. It was a win for everyone.

Of course, the transformation had its own rules. While Dan was fully conscious while being Luke’s cock and even able to do magic due to the fact that he was a warlock, the transformation could not be reversed.

Normally this meant the transformed person would stay a cock for the rest of their lives, but warlocks are immortal, so either Dan would return to his human-form at the end of Luke’s life, or Luke was immortal now too. Dan didn’t know since apparently such a pairing hadn’t been done yet to his knowledge.

Still, Dan was willing to take the gamble of staying a cock forever. Afterall, he still had magic to do whatever he wanted even if he didn’t have arms and legs anymore. He could even still run the parties each year, if Luke was fine with it.

All things considered, this didn’t change Dan’s life fundamentally and made a lot of things easier. He no longer had to pretend he was something he wasn’t, since nobody would ever ask him questions again. He would be just a cock after all.

Luke broke away from the kiss to look down at Dan. By now he had shrunken quite a bit, his torso only half as long as it used to be. His arms were now too short to reach the bed and his entire weight was held up by Luke’s abdominal muscles.

His head had turned a redder shade and there were veins growing all over his increasingly cylindrical body. With each throb, Dan lost more of his human shape: The head rounding out, the facial features smoothening away and the arms and limbs receding into his body.

Jeremy pulled Luke back in for a kiss and the two continued to make out.

Eventually, Luke felt Jeremy’s chest pressing against his and he pulled away. He looked down to see only two normal looking cocks rubbing against each other.

Jeremy looked down too. “Is he finished?”

As if on cue, suddenly there was a murmur coming from outside the room. Seems like Dan had lifted the spell.

Luke got up and went to the door to open it. Outside he saw naked men all over the place, lying or sitting on the ground, as if groggily waking up from sleep. Some of them had even gotten up already and were leaning against walls to catch their breath.

Right opposite of their room, sitting on the ground, he saw Carlos holding his belly. “Oh god, why do I feel so full?”

Jeremy came up behind Luke and put his head on his shoulder without saying a word.

Luke simply looked down at his crotch and gently put his hand around his member. “Hope you enjoy your new life.”

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One month later

“Goddamnit, Dan, stop it!” Luke shouted at his crotch as another pair of boxers went flying across the room.

Jeremy poked into the room. “What’s going on?”

Luke let out a long sigh and sat down on the bed. “Dan doesn’t like boxers.”

“Oh?” Jeremy sat beside him.

“Yeah, I guess he prefers the snugness of briefs.”

“So he just flings them across the room?”

Luke frowned.

Jeremy pulled out a cock cage from the nightstand. “Should we punish him for his misbehavior?”

“Lock him up, officer.”

Jeremy laughed and put the cage away again. “Wouldn’t help anyway.”

Luke glanced down at this dick. “Yeah, little rascal just gonna break the cage again.”

“The beast cannot be contained.”

Now it was Luke’s turn to laugh.

The two boyfriends lay down on the bed and looked at the ceiling for a few moments.

“Do you miss him?” Jeremy asked.

“Mmh? He’s right here.”

“Okay, let me rephrase that: Do you miss talking to him?”

“I dunno. Maybe. Kind of?” Luke thought for a moment. “But also, like… He’s always there and it’s not like I need to actively remember that he is. He has his own little temper and makes his wants known. It’s not like he’s moved to a different country and I never interact with him again, you know.”

“Mmh.”

“He’s still here, not just physically, but also…” Luke was grasping for the right word. “Personally, I guess.”

“I see.” Jeremy thought for a moment. “No regrets then?”

“No.” Luke glanced down at Dan. “As long as he’s happy, I’m happy.”

Jeremy smiled. “And is he happy?”

“Yeah. It’s funny, actually,” Luke began to muse. “Dan can still use magic and clearly has no reservations doing so, so he could very easily still verbally communicate with us…”

“But chooses not to.”

“Yeah. I think he enjoys being a dick more than he thought he would at first.”

“And are you enjoying it?”

“I mean.” Luke pointed at his crotch. “I got a magic dick that can change its size. That’s kinda awesome. What more could a man want?”

“Mmh.” Jeremy propped himself on one elbow, looking at Luke. “You think there’s a warlock out there willing to turn into my butt?”

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