Long-distance loving

by Otto Fellatio

When Matthew leaves his dick at home, his boyfriend, Dylan, makes the most of the situation.

Matthew, a young man with sandy blond hair, short and swept to the side, was sitting behind a reception desk. He was tall, with a lithe yet muscular frame and light brown eyes. He was working at the most boring office you can imagine, an absolutely soul-crushing kind of place, picture Dunder Mifflin but with normal, uninteresting people.

Needing to piss one day, he quietly excused himself and headed to the toilets. He unzipped his trousers at the urinal and reached to pull his tool out, only to feel smooth skin between his taint and his pubes.

“Oh shit,” he thought. “I left my dick at home!”

Matt had learned he could separate parts from his body in his first year of college, when he had to reach under the couch to try and retrieve a can of beer that had rolled under. When he finally got a hold of it, he pulled back but his arm stayed, wedged between the floor and the couch. He would have screamed if it weren’t for the shock of what had just happened, he quickly noticed that he couldn’t feel the pain that should have come with losing an arm and that he wasn’t even bleeding. The part of the arm that should connect to his shoulder was covered in a flat layer of smooth skin. Focussing for a moment he realised he could still feel the cold can in his hand and even move his fingers, tapping the can rhythmically.

He pulled the arm out and pushed it up under his shirt, back towards his shoulder, wisely bypassing the long sleeve of his shirt. Immediately after feeling the arm fuse back onto where it needed to be he sat on his couch, ignoring the can that had been his priority up until 2 minutes ago, pulled down his trousers and pulled at the base of his now rock-hard dick, below his balls. His cock popped cleanly off of his body, the balls coming with it.

He held the 8.5 inches of meat away from his crotch, which he was feeling up with his other hand. A little disappointingly it was only as sensitive as any other bit of skin on his body. Holding his cock steady while using his other hand to play with it, Matthew felt every bit of pleasure.

He brought the cock up to his mouth and licked all over it, enjoying the sensation on both his tongue and his cock. He began leaking precum, which he quickly licked up. He kissed the head of his own penis, easing it further and further past his lips. Soon enough he had graduated to deepthroating himself, this wasn’t the first dick in his mouth but it was a special moment nonetheless.

He spent the next 10 minutes so enraptured that he didn’t notice his roommate walking in. Dylan was a little taller and broader than Matthew, with very short black hair and dark brown eyes that went wide as he took in the sight. Matthew had no cock… or did he? That looked an awful lot like a pair of balls hanging from his mouth, being fondled by Matt himself.

Matthew pulled his huge cock from his throat, spluttering, “I can explain!”

Dylan smirked, “I don’t think I need you to.”

He knelt down, kissed Matthew, and took the dick from him before sliding it into the boy’s ass. Matthew squirmed and moaned in delight as he came, filling his own ass, but Dylan wasn’t done.

He pulled on Matthew’s head, taking it off, and pulled his own trousers down, revealing 10 inches of boner. Struggling to move, Matthew’s head just about managed to look up at Dylan with a smirk, and said “Do it!”

Dylan lowered Matthew to the level of his cock and started fucking the lone head. He felt his cock pushing down his roommate’s throat, past where he should have hit the skin where Matthew’s neck split from his body. Was it still connected to his body somehow? If he could still breathe, he thought, it must be.

Realising he was close, Dylan snapped out of it and focused on fucking Matt’s head. When he finally came, he raised Matt to eye level and kissed him, licking up the cum dribbling from his lips. He then placed the head back on his roommate’s body and slumped down on the couch with him, both smiling at each other.

Over the next few years, Matthew and Dylan spent more time together, either when they were fucking in weird and wonderful ways or going out together on romantic dates. Some mornings, Matt would wake up to find his cock missing, or his ass, or his feet (which Dylan had a real thing for.) Before the couple moved into a singular bedroom, he even woke up as only his head a few times, unable to find his body that was left in his room.

But now here he was, at work, with his dick left at home.

“Pick up, pick up!” Matthew was quietly yelling through gritted teeth, listening to the dial tone as he tried calling his boyfriend. He knew he couldn’t spend much longer away from his desk, but he needed Dylan to bring his cock to a toilet first. The dial tone continued, Matt was losing hope until-

“Hello?” Dylan sounded groggy, like he’d just woken up. 11am is pretty late for a wake-up, Matthew thought, but didn’t waste time on expressing it.

“I left my dick at home, can you bring it to the toilet so I can piss?”

He breathed a sigh of relief after telling his boyfriend the situation, the weird part was over and he could walk back to his desk without anyone overhearing something that could give away his freakish status.

“Yeah babe, sure,” Dylan replied, suddenly cockier, “got it right here.”

Matt sat back down at his desk, quietly trying to finish up the call, “Okay, I’m back at my desk, just let me know when I can… y’know…”

“You’re good to go, babe!”

“Great, thanks, love you!” He didn’t even give Dylan time to reply before hanging up and letting go. It felt weird to piss without seeing or hearing where it was going but relief washed over him anyway as he felt the liquid being pushed out and Dylan’s hand gently holding his softie. But after a few seconds, another feeling made itself known, heat, like a warm breath he could feel on his head.

Was Dylan drinking his piss? No sooner had he had the thought than he felt lips closing around his still unloading johnson, confirming the reality of the scenario. He knew Dylan liked it dirty but this was still news to him. His cheeks turned red as he felt his rod hardening a few miles away, secretly pissing in front of his coworkers hadn’t been ideal but at least he was prepared for it. Getting a long-distance blowjob was another thing entirely.

As his stream came to an end, he felt Dylan’s tongue cleaning his head, lapping up what was left over, while his lips caressed his long shaft. He stifled a moan, looking up desperately to make sure nobody had heard but he could barely focus on his surroundings as Dylan wasn’t letting up.

He could feel his face becoming red as he slouched embarrassedly, keeping his eyes on the monitor of his computer and trying not to focus on the insane long-distance head he was getting. That proved to be a futile effort as Dylan expertly sucked Matt’s cock. He saw a text message pop up on his phone, it was from Dylan.

“luv a captive audience <3”

Matt scrambled to text back “pls stop, u know im noisy”

A few seconds of that sucking sensation passed before Matthew felt Dylan stop. Breathing a sigh of relief, he looked back at his computer and read an email asking him to call one of the company’s clients. He dialled their number on the landline phone at his desk and someone quickly picked up.

“Hello, this is Matthew Anderson calling from—uggghhh”

And he felt it again, Dylan sucking his cock. Looking down at his own mobile phone he saw a new message from his boyfriend.

“tough shit, u gotta learn to control urself”

Matthew’s eyes were wide in fear, knowing he had to keep talking while his boyfriend gave him head from miles away.

“Um, sorry about that. I pulled a muscle yesterday and it’s still acting up.”

He hoped that explanation would suffice, it was unclear to him how sexual his moan sounded. He had to keep talking, stifling every moan he could, it took four minutes to persuade the client to let him transfer them to his boss. Four minutes of fear, pleasure and mortifying embarrassment. As soon as he was free, he slammed the phone down and hurried back to the (thankfully still empty) toilets where he finally let out a primal moan and came down Dylan’s throat.

He knew now that he’d have to start being more careful about where he leaves his cock, especially now that Dylan knows the kind of fun he can have with it when Matt’s at work.

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