Saturday Flashback: Rated M for Mature

As announced in last week’s update, extra work commitments this week made writing pretty much impossible, so the update that should have happened this week has been pushed back to next week. The plan is to include some extra writing in contrition.

In the meantime, enjoy an extra Saturday Flashback, this time touring a sampler of stories that appreciate the sexy mature man, including dads, daddies, and yer general silver-tinged hunk with a glint in his eye telling you he knows exactly what to do with you. It’s not as big a thing around these parts as you’ll find elsewhere, but there are a few of them about if you’re looking.

The next update is 26 October. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 19 October 2019

Saturday Flashback: October 2016

This week’s flashback is a quick look back at new chapters from three years ago, including some stories you might have missed or not looked at lately. Have at ’em!

The coming week is going to be nuts in terms of both of my real-life jobs and my non-smut writing project (which is past deadline), and I don’t see how I’m going to have time two write effectively (or set up the rest of the update). So I am reluctantly pushing the next update back a week to 26 October. As compensation I intend to contribute solid new chapters for at least two stories that week, so stay tuned.

In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 12 October 2019

Site Update: 5 October 2019

This week’s story from me was once again not what I intended to write for this week, but while I was stuck on that one I was tooling around on Twitter and found the inspiration for the story I wrote instead, which developed an idea I’d been toying with for a while. Hope you like. Lots of other interesting stuff from our contributors, too, once again a nice mix of new and veteran writers.

I haven’t been able to do a lot of behind the scenes stuff on the site, either, but I’m expecting more time to free up next month if I’m lucky. I do have a list, and if you see something that needs fixing please let me know via the contact form or DM me on Twitter.

Next update is 19 October. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 5 October 2019

Site Update: 21 September 2019

An unanticipated milestone has turned up, and I have to admit I’m a little agape. With this week’s update, I have passed a career count of 1.5 million words in my writing as Brian Ramirez Kyle. That’s as many as four Brothers Karamazov. I’m not Dostoyevsky, of course—I’m more on the level of the poets the Vogons would torture you with if you were very lucky before you were thrown out an airlock—but a million and a half words feels like an accomplishment nonetheless. Joking aside, what really matters is that I’ve loved every minute, and wouldn’t change a bit of it. Here’s to a million and a half more!

I definitely don’t have a lit-course classic to share with you on this auspicious occasion, more’s the pity. I do have two stories this week, though it isn’t the line-up I had planned. The first story, “The Quiet One”, was the result of a Patreon supporter’s suggestion of a mouthcock coming-of-age story; and when I started thinking about it it all fell into place and the story sort of wrote itself. No mouthcocks in Dostoyevsky—not even Tolstoi was that kinky. Ovid, though—I bet there’s a mouthcock or two in there somewhere. And I’m willing to bet that was the secret appeal of Lady Chatterly’s gamekeeper. It doesn’t say he doesn’t have one, does it?

The plan was to include another patron request, this one for the continuation of an existing story (hint: it’s set in Vermont!), but I ran out of time this week in a big way, so that’ll have to wait for next update. Instead I have a weird insertion-into-fantasy-world story that sort of fell out of my head last night. Sorry about the mess.

Thanks to all my supporters at Patreon and to all of you, that’s right, you. You are awesome and every single one of those million and a half words were written just for you, because that’s how the magic of internet fantasy erotica works. How about that? You’re awesome, and I’m genuinely glad to share my worlds and my men with you.

Next update is 5 October. Remember to comment and upvote the stories you like. Thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 21 September 2019

Site Update: 7 September 2019

Sorry I’m late this week—real life interfered, and I wasn’t quite done with what I was writing for this update.

Included this week are two new chapters from me—one, by commission, is a continuation of one of my oldest stories, “The Box”; and the other is, after several requests, more of my jinn story, “Shadow and Flame”.

I haven’t forgotten about the next stage of site redesign, i.e., extending the new setup already in use on the story pages to the rest of the site. Right now it’s looking like October for that and a few other minor fixes. Email or DM me with anything you’re seeing that’s in need of a little percussive maintenance.

Next update is 21 September. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 7 September 2019

Site Update: 24 August 2019

Congratulations are in order for Anon Amon, whose epic hypercock/hypermuscle growth story “All Good Thingsthis week reaches 100 cum-filled chapters with no sign of slowing down. Only “Medicine Show” has achieved this level of prolixity, and as that story was written for the LPSG and reprinted here with the authors’ permission, “All Good Things” becomes the first story author-submitted to Metabods to broach a three-digit chapter count. Given how driven some of those characters are to get crazy huge (especially between the legs) it seems an appropriate milestone. (The most I’ve gotten to is 16 chapters. Clearly I’m not trying hard enough!)

As you may have noticed, last week I went live with a new site design that was meant to be a little cleaner and more streamlined. Star voting and everything else should be working normally, but some tweaks will continue to surface as we go. So far the new design is limited to just the home page and the story pages, and I’m afraid there will be a wait for the other pages (search, story listing, about, etc.) to catch up to the new design as I’ve got other projects I have to finish first. If you encounter problems with the new design, first try clearing your browser history and force-reloading to reset the stylesheets. If the page still isn’t loading right on your system, please contact me or DM me on Twitter.

Two stories this week from me. One is a sequel to the werebear story, “Love/Shift”, this one following the fun-loving Owen as he tries to figure out his own fate. This story is commissioned via Patreon, and if you want you can do the same. The other new BRK item this week is a Blue Banana story, mainly because I wanted an excuse to write some multilimb this week.

Next update: 7 September. Don’t forget to upvote and comment on the stories you like, as at really helps me and the other folks who share their stories with you. Thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 24 August 2019

Saturday Flashback: I Screwed an Alien

This week’s flashback theme is sensual encounters with extraterrestrial dudes. They sure know how to cook ’em in the Antares Nebula.

Next update: 24 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

  • Among us by BRKAlien Amputation Cock 2Anim Mind Musc Were  Nathan Yates is an ordinary boy who’s just graduated from high school and whose biggest concern in life in trying to figure out why the hottest guy in school is making passes at him. That is, until he’s thrown into a story he knows intimately from his favorite cult graphic novels, and becomes embroiled in a conflict that reaches across worlds and universes.
  • Beyond contact by BRKAlien XAbs XArm XCock XLeg XLimb Rep 3Legs  The trick to contacting aliens turns out to be sending only your mind. What you look like when you get there, though, isn’t quite what you’re used to.
  • Boytaurs from Outer Space! by BRKAlien Btaur 4Legs Cock XArm XCock XLeg XLimb Musc MGrow Twins  When Sev, the commander of a Taurian survey mission, judges Earth suitable for cultivating an aggressive alien grain, the danger to Earth’s ecosystem drives the idealistic Elek to rebel and flee with some valuable equipment. When a conflicted Kiyy chases him, they both encounter the strange inhabitants and discover that humans and Taurians find each other mutually captivating.
  • B.D.E. by ZielAlien CGrow Balls Cock HyCock Cum  While orbiting a nearby planet, the ship detects an unusual energy signature. Parker and Quill are sent down to investigate, but things take a turn for the smutty when Parker’s suit is compromised.
  • Blink and it’s gone by Double-UAlien Musc MGrow  Mark is amazed he’s able to land a date with Connor, the unbelievably hot stud who approached him out of nowhere. But things get complicated when it turns out that Connor is not who he appears to be.
  • Empire by LenZeligAlien Beast Bi Bro CGrow Dad Taller Het Cock Mind Musc MGrow Nonc Self Share Grow Slave 2Gay Tksg Twins Series  A massive consolidation of the entire “Bill’s Education” universe, incorporating the previously separately posted “The Surfer”, “The Rescue”, “Spring Break”, “Pickup Trouble”, and “School Days”, “Empire” is the wide-ranging tale of easy transformation and even easier sex across all boundaries—friends, family members, genders, even species—as a fortunate crop of humans stumble into a wider universe of size, muscle, double-digit-length cocks and much, much more and discover the true meaning of shared, radical, uninhibited pleasure.
  • The landing by C.W.P.Alien CGrow Cock  Mulling the pointlessness of his life on a vacation to Alaska, Chris is thrilled to encounter a pair of extremely well endowed aliens.
  • The night he came by Charles WestfallAlien CGrow HyCock Musc MGrow  Thomas encounters alien visitors with equipment even bigger than his.
  • The shape of things to come by MykkhalAlien Goo Shift Tf  The growing intimacy between Tom and Harry is disrupted by the revelation that Harry isn’t who—or what—he appears to be.
  • Summer breeze by DaveAlien CGrow Cock Tf  Swim hunk Mike is asked to employ his recently improved body and unstoppable libido in the service of intergalactic peace.
  • What happens on Venus by Malice SlashloverAlien Det XCock  Garrett has a lot of questions about the Venusians he’s living with as an exchange student, but the one he most wants an answer to is — why do Venusian guys have three cocks?

Posted: 17 August 2019

Site Update: 10 August 2019

For this week’s update I wrote two new chapters of “Touch”, both on the long side. (About 13k words total.) Hope you like.

Next update is 24 August. I’ve had reports of trouble voting using the star system, and I will get that sorted as soon as I can. There are a bunch of things I want to do to clean up and streamline the story pages, with the voting thing as a priority. You can still comment on stories you like, and the writers appreciate it.

Humble thanks to my Patreon supporters—I really appreciate everyone who gives my writing a boost that way no matter the level and helps me carve out time to do it.

That’s it for now. Thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 10 August 2019