Saturday Flashback: March 2015

This week, we’re going back to March 2015. It’s just four years ago, but so much has changed. But enough about my super-secret genital growth serum experiment (eighteen months and over 12,000 inches in the New York metro area alone!). I can’t tell you any more, but I will say that when you’re in the store buying buying beer, maybe go for one of the local brews next time. Red can, starts with R. But I can’t say any more.

Next update: 30 March. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 23 March 2019

Site Update: 16 March 2019

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I realized too late that I maybe should have held my recent update of “Twinning: The College Years” for today, since that started as a St. Patrick’s Day story…though come to think of it my actual Irish character didn’t appear in those latest chapters, so maybe it’s just as well.

Instead I have two new chapters of “Cadence”, advancing the bond between my ancient Roman and his sexy state trooper while laying in some strands that will allow for more revelations about what’s rocking Luke’s centuries-long rhythm in coming chapters. Plus a new story, “Touch”, which could end up developing in a couple of different ways as Kevin and Kellen’s mutual enjoyment deepens.

Also in this week’s update are some great new stories and several old favorites, so please, dive in and make sure to comment on and upvote the stories you like.

My love and humble thanks to my Patreon supporters, without whom I wouldn’t be writing nearly as much or with as much motivation as I am.

Next update is 30 March, and I’ve already got some interesting plans. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 16 March 2019

Saturday Flashback: Get Your Dance On

Sometimes meta guys turn up in quiet, private places—and sometimes they happen right there on the dance floor surrounded by boisterous crowds of hot, appreciative guys. For this week’s flashback we’re going club-hopping, looking for transformed men in discos, gay clubs, and rockin’ shindigs, all getting their groove on and finding an eager partner or ten.

Next update is 16 March. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 9 March 2019

Site Update: 2 March 2019

After a long build-up, the Patreon werebear commission story finally reaches a moment of truth: the rising of the full moon. In commemoration of this, there’s two chapters of “Love/Shift” instead of one, and there’s still a bit more story to tell.

You, too, can commission a story if you subscribe on Patreon at one of the higher levels, and we find a story idea we’ll enjoy exploring together. (If you visit this site, you probably already have a sense of the various kinds of metaguys I like writing about. And no, they don’t all have four arms—just look at my werebear buddies, Max and Glenn, and their hot jock boytoy Owen.) You can do one month at that level for a one off (as happened with the cannabis/yoga/multi story “Metatation”), or keep it going chapter by chapter (as with “Love/Shift”).

After the unexpected continuation of “Centurion of light” a couple weeks back, this week’s update contains yet another unexpected return—this time, it’s the sprawling magic/growth story “Public relations.” Plus lots of other stuff for lots of different tastes and curiosities.

Keep going with the comments and star ratings on the stories you like—the authors really appreciate it. Next update is 16 March. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.


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Posted: 2 March 2019

Saturday Flashback: February 2009

That’s right, this week’s archive binge takes us back to the chapters that debuted on the site ten years ago this month. Surely the internet didn’t exist back then! Had anyone even invented the boytaur yet? (Answer: yes.)

Next update: 2 March. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 23 February 2019

Site Update: 16 February 2019

For this week’s installment of “Twinning” I fully intended to get the guys out of the house and roaming that day festival the next town over, but the story totally side-tracked me with a completely different subplot. Writers may have things in mind for what they want to do, but sometimes the characters assert themselves and take over the narrative. (Hmm, now that’s an interesting idea for a story. A little like “Duck Amuck”, but with smutty metaboys and wry creator-characters shenanigans. There are some stories on the site that tend in that direction; “Jake: The Hand-Drawn Giant” comes to mind. But a site called Metabods really ought to have a fun, “meta” story where the characters put one over on the author and vice versa, right?)

Meanwhile, “You and I”, as you can probably tell, is a story sketch based on the same long-ago series of chats as the previous chapters. I found it and fleshed it out (so to speak) when I realized I wouldn’t have time to properly finish the latest chapter of the werebear story, “Love/Shift”, planned for today. That will be in the next update instead.

Heartfelt thanks to those of you who’ve joined up over on Patreon. It really makes a big difference in my ability and drive to turn my dreams and imaginings into pixels and electrons flowing between me and you. I’m making a point of posting for patrons over there about what’s coming up, and I really love to get feedback on what you want to see via messages and replies.

It’s a short month, so the next update in 2 March. This year is going by quickly, at least for me. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 16 February 2019

Saturday Flashback: Nice Toes

The archive retrotour this week is for stories that take a minute just to appreciate a guy’s toes. Some of these guys will involve nice feet of the ordinary, five-toed variety, and some will have a few more toes than the usual hottie. None of these stories are about toes; they just have a moment where the toes come into focus for a sec. Sexy toes, either in the usual complement or augmented, are fun of course because you can imagine your crush or a cute celebrity quietly having them, and maybe having the secret unexpectedly discovered (looking at you, Harry Styles).

A note on last week’s update: as previously tweeted, one of the stories posted last week hewed to real and tragic events in a way I did not understand at the time of editing. Now that the issue has been called to my attention I’ve taken the story offline, and I apologize to anyone who was upset or offended.

Next update is 16 February. Thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!

Site Update: 2 February 2019

Every once in a while, some kind of fit comes over me and I have these three-day marathon writing sessions where a complete, almost novella-length smut-story forms in my head and I have to get it all out and into my computer no matter what. The one I remember most vividly was the one from two years ago that resulted in “Secret Santa” (15k words)—an exciting and very enjoyable ordeal. This time the final product turned out to be the “Four Jocks” story you were probably not expecting: “The Four Jocks: Knights of the Round Table.” And yes, they do play the Game, or an early medieval version of it, but there’s a lot more going on as well.

“Knights” ended up being even more massive than “Secret Santa” (5 parts, 18k words), but the nice thing about these bouts of must-get-it-written-itis is that this latest story, like “Santa”, has a beginning, a middle, and (most shockingly when it comes to my writing on this site) a conclusion. That’s one of the reasons I’m posting it all with this update rather than parceling it out: this is not a weekly serial kind of story. And I wanted to prove that I can actually end something I write here. I checked, and this is the second largest chunk of writing I’ve done in one go, after the first six chapters of “Among Us”; and since that one doesn’t, it’s the longest with an ending.

The story involves stock characters from what mytho-lit folks call “The Matter of Britain”, including Arthur, Merlin (who’s pretending to be another knight from the legend for this, named Sir Tor), Lancelot, and Gawain. The original legends and later revisions and reboots are so varied and contradictory that when writing about these fellows you’re almost forced add your own characterization; so I took some key elements associated with the characters and shaped them to work with the story I had in mind. It’s not based specifically on Geoffrey on Monmouth, Malory, T. H. White, or whoever else you might be thinking of; and though obviously having seen movies like Excalibur (highly recommended) and series like the BBC’s Merlin (tepidly recommended) will have conditioned my perception of these characters to a certain extent, for best results you probably should not be imagining Bradley James, Nigel Terry, Jamie Campbell Bower, Charlie Hunnam, Graham Chapman, or anyone else from a big or small screen adaptation as Arthur, and likewise down the character list. Fair warning. I mean, I understand it can be difficult not to think about Bradley James once you start (or Graham Chapman, for that matter, though perhaps for different reasons), but give it a shot.

There are anachronisms aplenty, but that’s part of the fun. Some are baked in and part of the mythos, like high-medieval stone castles and armor in early-medieval, pre-Anglo-Saxon Arthurland. The rest are stuff like modernistic banter and idiom, because, bottom line (and no pun intended there), this is about hunky hunks fancying each other.

This update is huge even without the knights, too. Lots of new stuff, including some unexpected treats. Check out the list of thirty-plus new chapters below and you’ll see what I mean. Don’t forget to comment and upvote the stories you enjoy, so the authors get some much-needed feedback.

Huge and humble thanks to my Patreon supporters. I received an influx of new patrons with the new year, and I’m so pleased to have you with us. Having solid supporters gives me the push not just to write and keep writing but to work on being a better writer than I used to be. The downside to that is some chagrin at my earliest stories, some of which are still on the site, but that’s a downside I can live with.

The next update is 16 February. In the meantime, thanks for visiting… and enjoy the site.


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Posted: 2 February 2019

Saturday Flashback: Cousins

There’s stuff about brothers, and even about dads. But what if you want just a smidge of family connection? For this week’s journey through the archive I decided to see which stories involve some cousin-on-cousin lovin’. (Note: some of these do also involve other forms of family interaction, so make sure to check the tags if you only want cousins.)

The update is next week, 2 February. Some good stuff is planned. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

  • The Christmas ghost of FitzHardinge Manor by BRKXmas CGrow Cock Immort Invis Merm Musc MGrow Grow Supn Tf Viol  A sometimes dark tale of a young man consigned to the guardianship of witches, only to be turned by a sex-starved, secrecy-obsessed sorcerer-suitor into a being unheard and unseen, capable of sharing the pleasure of touch, but bound to a single day of the year; and how from these ashes he rises to find what he can become in this new life that has been forced upon him.
  • Hard to hide by BRKCGrow Cock Merg Musc MGrow  Jooyong is working his uncle’s demolition site when he encounters a man in need of protection, but it’s more complicated than your average plea for help. For one thing, the man who needs help is not an ordinary man. And the kind of help he needs is something Jooyong isn’t even a little prepared for.
  • Mutation, Part 4 by BRKCGrow 4Legs Cock HyCock XArm XCock XLeg XLimb XPec Rep Stack 3Legs  Vince’s hypercocks have grown so out of control, they’ve spilled out of his his third-floor bedroom and are actually blocking the doorway to his cousin Cal’s bedroom—much to Cal’s annoyance.
  • Training Tony by BRKBACock CGrow Cock HyCock XCock Musc 2Gay  New story involving a magnetically sexy young Italian man who’s about to be a firefighter, except he and his devoted friends are sidetracked by the disappearance of his friend Frankie.
  • Bound to ben by TFWizardMusc MGrow  David and Ben are friends and cousins, but while David is athletic and likes working out, Ben hasn’t had the drive to keep himself fit. That changes when David gets put in charge of Ben’s body.
  • Company guys by FanTCManCGrow Dad Hair Cock Musc MGrow  You can’t even imagine how excited Joey and I were, excited and scared, when Dad said he was going to give us the formula he’d been sampling. We were going to be models for what he called the Company.
  • Possession by erotic wordsmithMind  Seth’s gift for astral travel lets him land in other people’s bodies. His bigger, meaner cousin Ben’s, for example.
  • The salt, Part 5 by RdyRogerBro CGrow Taller Grad Cock Musc MGrow Grow Series  Cousin Greg from the UK comes to visit, and quickly becomes a new source of temptation for Trav.
  • Space clones by Josh Dugan4Legs XArm XLimb Rep  A brilliant cousin, like his spaceship, is full of himself, but there’s room for one more.
  • Spice, Part 22 by Mr. X and Mad DogCGrow Grad Cock Musc MGrow Grow  Dan’s cousin Phil comes to visit and is pretty amazed to see how big the teen hunk has gotten.
  • Stupid cupid, Part 7 by baboonfanFant Musc MGrow Grow Vamp Were Wings  Lucas’s cousin Miles reluctantly agrees to come to the monster barbecue.

Posted: 26 January 2019

Saturday Flashback: He’s Got Legs

I love to admire strong, masculine legs—gym-grown and firm, dusted with a bit of hair, emerging from a pair of loose shorts or hugged by soft, dark jeans. Manly legs are fantastic. But I will admit that when it comes to my stories, while I spend a lot of time appreciating what’s going on between them, legs themselves sometimes get short shrift from me (especially when there’s only two of them). My attention always tends to drift from a guy’s junk, up those long, carved abs to… Ugh! See what I mean?

For this week’s archive trawl I tried to find stories that take at least a moment and, amidst all the other meta goodness, spend a little time appreciating long, beautiful legs, sculpted thighs, diamond calves, and all the rest of the noncrotch below-the-waist hotness a meta guy has to offer.

No update this week, as promised! I feel bad, but the good news is I’m making mad progress on my big non-sexy writing project. The next update will be 2 February. As always, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 19 January 2019