Saturday Flashback: Witches and Warlocks

You never know what a witch might be getting up to, especially if he’s horny. Always meddling with something, that lot. In this week’s browse through the archives we’ll explore just what diversions those witches and warlocks have been amusing themselves with, with consequences mostly for unsuspecting intimates and the occasional innocent passerby. All’s fair in spells and sorcery.

The next update is… drumroll please… next week, 8 August. In the meantime, many thanks for visiting, and please enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 1 August 2020

Saturday Flashback: July 2017

This time, I’m taking the archive trawl back three years, to July 2017. It’s another interesting mix of stories, including installments in some longish stories running at the time. Hope you like. The next new-stories update is still 8 August, and I’ve got a few things planned. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 25 July 2020

Saturday Flashback: Beard Love

For this week’s trip through the archives I’ve collected a few stories featuring guys with thick, manly beards. Some have had ‘em all along, while others acquire them quite suddenly. And guys with beards aren’t all bears and lumberjacks, either. Of course, sometimes around here a regular guy or a twink or a twunk gaining a beard might mean they’re turning into a lumberjack or a bear, literally or figuratively. Either way, sometimes you just want that brush of facial hair across your hot, sensitive skin—or to be the one trailing your soft bristles across the object of your desire.

My month off is passing quickly. Next new stories update is still 8 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 18 July 2020

Saturday Flashback: July 2016

This week’s flashback takes us back to July 2016, four long years ago as the time-crow flies and a lot longer by the path we’ve had to take; and an interesting and diverse crop of stories is surfaced thereby. In IRL news I’m making good progress on my smutless July 2020 project, so you’ll definitely have the new stories updates back on 8 August. I am so looking forward to it. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 11 July 2020

Saturday Flashback: Fourth and Inches

Today is Independence Day here in the States. Now, a flashback day falling on a major holiday is usually a slam dunk in terms of setting a theme, but there aren’t actually a lot of stories in the archive that relate to the American Revolution or colonial independence, funnily enough. If today were a new-story day, I might have tried to write a Founding Fathers cock growth tale almost certainly to be called “Pursuit of Happiness” (backup title: “And Called It Macaroni”). It’s probably just as well for all of us that story didn’t get written.

Anyway, as I noodled around with various searches I realized that most of the references to the Fourth of July on Metabods are about fireworks, and are using the idea (ahem) metaphorically. So I decided to go with that, and put together a sampling of stories where fireworks are what happens inside when things are going especially well. A few even connect to the holiday, though very tangentially. It’s almost as tenuous and random a melange as the idea I nearly went with, which was a list of stories involving characters named George, Thomas, Alexander…

As noted last week, this month is flashbacks only as I complete an urgent nonsmut writing project. The next update is 8 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 4 July 2020

Site Update: 27 June 2020

My offerings to the update gods this week are four one-scene stories inspired by suggestions from my Patreon supporters—my regular bimonthly vignette party. I haven’t gotten any better at making these stories brief, like they’re supposed to be, but that’s partly because I really got into telling these tales and had a good time with all four of them. I hope you like. Either way there’s lots of other good stuff posted below as well, so check ‘em out and remember to upvote and comment on the stories you like most so the writers get the good feedback that helps foster more of the stories you want to see.

I have made the difficult decision to take next month off from Metabods (and other things) in order to focus all my attention on completing a high-priority nonsmut writing project with a fast-approaching and unbreakable deadline. The next real update, consequently, will be 8 August, but I will continue to post Saturday Flashbacks every week in the interim, and I’ll carry on accepting new stories. I’m also suspending my Patreon for the month of July only. Once we hit August I’ll be back and then some, with at least two nice and juicy new stories for that first post on the 8th, plus all the rest of the stuff I always have. I know schedule interruptions are a drag, but I’ll do my best to make you very happy campers with I get back on the horse in August.

In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 27 June 2020

Saturday Flashback: Filial Affection

It’s a bit obvious choosing Father/Son lovin’ for this week’s archive binge, I’ll admit, seeing as how tomorrow is Father’s Day here, but just at the moment it seems unavoidable and predestined. It really should be Son/Father anyway, because my favorite version of this trope is the adult son who finds his ruggedly handsome dad irresistible, and he’s not sure what to do about it… until it starts to become clear that dad feels the same way.

Anyway, the next update is 27 June, and it’s a vignette party—one-scene stories from me suggested by my Patreon followers. If you’re in the suggestion tiers and you haven’t let me know what you want to see, make sure to DM me. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 20 June 2020

Site Update: 13 June 2020

This week I have two stories I had a lot of fun spending time on. One is three new chapters in the Patreon-commissioned pizza-boys-getting-grown-with-special-cannabis story, “One Hot Summer”. The other is two chapters of a new story called “The CVN Link”. I had the basic idea a while ago, but this week I finally had an angle on how to make it a story. I hope you like them both.

Some of you might have noticed some glitches with the most-read lists on the home page last week. It turns out that a setting on the SQL database was flipped to a stricter option sometime on May 30 without my knowledge, the main effect of which was that, thanks to a bit of sloppy coding on my part that had slid by under the old regime but was now no longer executing successfully, new rows weren’t being inserted into the page views table whenever someone landed on a story page. I fixed that and a few related laxities to prevent similar issues going forward, and fortunately all that resulted was that I lost a week of site view statistics, which only means anything to the one person on earth who cares about them (that would be me).

Many thanks to my patrons and to all of you. The next update, on 27 June, will be another vignette party—all short, patron-suggested one-scene stories. So if you’re a Patreon supporter at the right level, make sure to message me your request. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 13 June 2020

Saturday Flashback: Triple Kisses

For this trip through the erotica banks I’ve assembled a bunch of stories involving three-way kisses. In this case I’m keeping it to triple kisses involving three different guys—there’s a whole separate thing with multihead guys that I’ll do another time. Three guys sharing a make-out session is hot enough all on its own, and really needs to happen more in real life.

Next update in 13 June. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 6 June 2020

Site Update: 30 May 2020

Another bumper crop of wide-ranging contributions this week, plus three chapters from me: “Flashmob” parts 11-12, plus a little exercise in escalation called “Read Aloud”. Things have been very crazy recently but this summer should be quiet enough for me to spend some time fixing up things around the site I’ve neglected, so if there’s a feature you’d like to see or a problem you’d like to fix please reach out either by DMing me on Twitter or using the contact form.

As always, huge and humble thanks to my Patreon supporters, without whom I wouldn’t have the opportunity to write as much as I do. Oh, and I passed a thousand followers on Twitter. I know that means pretty close to zip, especially compared to people who actively engage on Twitter and Instagram and other platforms, unlike me (who has time for that??), but I do take it as a sign that there are people out there whose indifference to the site is gratifyingly mild. Anyway, thanks for following me on Twitter—it is a good way to get notified of updates and other stuff going on with the site. And thanks to you, yes you!, for stopping by the place.

Next update is 13 June. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 30 May 2020