Site Update: 27 June 2020

My offerings to the update gods this week are four one-scene stories inspired by suggestions from my Patreon supporters—my regular bimonthly vignette party. I haven’t gotten any better at making these stories brief, like they’re supposed to be, but that’s partly because I really got into telling these tales and had a good time with all four of them. I hope you like. Either way there’s lots of other good stuff posted below as well, so check ‘em out and remember to upvote and comment on the stories you like most so the writers get the good feedback that helps foster more of the stories you want to see.

I have made the difficult decision to take next month off from Metabods (and other things) in order to focus all my attention on completing a high-priority nonsmut writing project with a fast-approaching and unbreakable deadline. The next real update, consequently, will be 8 August, but I will continue to post Saturday Flashbacks every week in the interim, and I’ll carry on accepting new stories. I’m also suspending my Patreon for the month of July only. Once we hit August I’ll be back and then some, with at least two nice and juicy new stories for that first post on the 8th, plus all the rest of the stuff I always have. I know schedule interruptions are a drag, but I’ll do my best to make you very happy campers with I get back on the horse in August.

In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 27 June 2020

Site Update: 13 June 2020

This week I have two stories I had a lot of fun spending time on. One is three new chapters in the Patreon-commissioned pizza-boys-getting-grown-with-special-cannabis story, “One Hot Summer”. The other is two chapters of a new story called “The CVN Link”. I had the basic idea a while ago, but this week I finally had an angle on how to make it a story. I hope you like them both.

Some of you might have noticed some glitches with the most-read lists on the home page last week. It turns out that a setting on the SQL database was flipped to a stricter option sometime on May 30 without my knowledge, the main effect of which was that, thanks to a bit of sloppy coding on my part that had slid by under the old regime but was now no longer executing successfully, new rows weren’t being inserted into the page views table whenever someone landed on a story page. I fixed that and a few related laxities to prevent similar issues going forward, and fortunately all that resulted was that I lost a week of site view statistics, which only means anything to the one person on earth who cares about them (that would be me).

Many thanks to my patrons and to all of you. The next update, on 27 June, will be another vignette party—all short, patron-suggested one-scene stories. So if you’re a Patreon supporter at the right level, make sure to message me your request. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 13 June 2020

Site Update: 30 May 2020

Another bumper crop of wide-ranging contributions this week, plus three chapters from me: “Flashmob” parts 11-12, plus a little exercise in escalation called “Read Aloud”. Things have been very crazy recently but this summer should be quiet enough for me to spend some time fixing up things around the site I’ve neglected, so if there’s a feature you’d like to see or a problem you’d like to fix please reach out either by DMing me on Twitter or using the contact form.

As always, huge and humble thanks to my Patreon supporters, without whom I wouldn’t have the opportunity to write as much as I do. Oh, and I passed a thousand followers on Twitter. I know that means pretty close to zip, especially compared to people who actively engage on Twitter and Instagram and other platforms, unlike me (who has time for that??), but I do take it as a sign that there are people out there whose indifference to the site is gratifyingly mild. Anyway, thanks for following me on Twitter—it is a good way to get notified of updates and other stuff going on with the site. And thanks to you, yes you!, for stopping by the place.

Next update is 13 June. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 30 May 2020

Site Update: 16 May 2020

This week’s (only slightly delayed) update includes a ridiculously large number of new chapters—56, to be exact, and only two of them from me: a turning-point chapter of one of my commissioned stories, “Finding Owen,” in which Owen collects a few pieces of the puzzle at no small cost; and “Three-Legged Bros”, which I tried to send to the other end of the spectrum tone-wise. Hope you like!

I humbly thank my Patreon supporters, who make my relative fecundity possible. This is also the chief means of commissioning me if the whim should strike you (remember, you can unpledge later, so it’s not a life commitment). Please upvote and comment on stories you like, as the feedback does make a difference for the authors who contribute here.

Next update is 30 May. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 16 May 2020

Site Update: 2 May 2020

My contribution to the update this time around is a set of varied vignettes based on scenes requested by my Patreon sponsors. The idea is that they’re once-scene shorts, and some of them conform to that; a few I couldn’t help but flesh out a bit more. Basing stories on patron suggestions is oddly liberating, though, like boarding a train at random from the station and seeing where it takes you.

The new stuff this week also includes another big batch of stories from contributors, with lots of tastes and interests addressed. Hope you enjoy, and as always please upvote and comment on the stories that amuse, arouse, intrigue, or beguile you.

Next update is 16 May. In the meantime be well, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Site Update: 18 April 2020

A couple of commissions today—more of my pizza hotties story, plus a scene involving two FBI guys and a man on a horse.

This week’s update comes with a bumper crop of stories from every corner of nichedom, so there should be something you like. Please upvote and comment on stories you like so the writers hear about what goes over best. Included with the latest Richard Jasper stories, I should note, is a continuation of “The Change”, which was already on the site, plus an edited version of the original story, so both are included in the update.

The next update is 2 May. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 18 April 2020

Site Update: 21 March 2020

Patreon supporters who pledge at $15 or more can suggest ideas for vignettes—one-scene stories, generally 1,000 to 2,000 words—and that’s what this update is on my end: three shortish, one-scene tales requested by patrons. (I can never write anything that’s actually short, but these come closest.) I had a great time doing them. And to ensure I take care of my patrons on the regular, as well as to give myself a change of pace from my usual longer fare, I’m guaranteeing vignette updates every other month. I want to hear from you for the next one!

I thought I would be kind of shy this week in terms of contributions, but it turns out this is a pretty hefty update, with a wide range of stories from dark to light and across lots of taste spectra. Please upvote and comment on the stories you like—we authors use your feedback to shape what we write next.

The next update will be 4 April. In the meantime stay home, and stay safe. And thanks for visiting the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 21 March 2020

Site Update: 7 March 2020

Up this week is a new chapter for the commissioned story “Finding Owen”, the sequel to “Love/Shift”. Owen’s one of my favorites, just because he’s vibrant and cheeky no matter the circumstances. It makes me want to give him a good story, so I hope he likes where this one is going. If you happen to be interested in commissioning me, you can sign up for one of the commissioning levels at my Patreon, either as a one-time thing or monthly. Next time I’m going to be responding to some recent Patreon suggestions from the other tiers, so if you’re a patron, or become one, make sure to message me on Patreon with what you’d like to see! And once again to all my patrons, I extend my humble and sincere gratitude for helping fuel my drive to create my own special worlds where four-armed men and tree-sized cocks and lascivious werebears and all sorts of unlikely things are as everyday as electric cars and clickbait.

Lots of good stuff this week, so huge thanks to our contributors as well. Remember upvotes and comments on the stories you like are always welcome feedback for the authors. If you feel like you’ve got a story that would work on Metabods, feel free to send it in—if it’s been posted elsewhere, or it’s never been shared before.

The next update is 21 March. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 7 March 2020

Site Update: 22 February 2020

A lot of contributions this week, so it’s a big update; plus three chapters from me, two in my jinn story “Shadow and Flame” and a more frivolous messing-with-guys-to-make-’em-hotter story as well. Beyond that I am needing to get some post-posting sleep, so all I have left to say is that the next update is 7 March, and to thank my brill, knockout and generally wonderful Patreon supporters and all you folks for visiting (and commenting and upvoting). Enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 22 February 2020

Site Update: 8 February 2020

As promised, a second update with more new stuff from me. Two weeks of BRK smut in a row. In a way it’s part of a thank you for bearing with me while I got slightly overloaded the last six months or so. I have more stuff planned for the site over the next few months to make it a better place to hang out and enjoy stuff you don’t find elsewhere.

Speaking of which, among this week’s additions is the final chapter of Tereshky’s growth/mutation/horror story “Hollyville”, so if you haven’t been following that one go back and start from the beginning, and then try not to imagine it happening in your street, tonight, the moment you close your eyes for sleep…

Next update is 22 February. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 8 February 2020