There are two lists every college freshman wants to top: one is that of students accepted into their preferred university; the other one is just known as ‘the list’.
Due to a disease driving most cattle extinct, dairy has become an extreme scarcity. Max Blanchard, a young farmer, has been trying to get his prized cow to produce milk with little success. However, one fateful concoction finally yields fruitful, but when happens as a result of drinking it is more than Max could have ever imagined.
James awakens to find himself strapped to a table in an ominous room with a masked, muscular man who has more than enough candy to share. This candy has some massive side effects, whether James wants it or not.