The nightly ritual

by Cail Smith

Two men finally come to an agreement about their bedtime activities.

Where to begin? Well, Andrew and I were hit by the Merge Wave at party. Lucky us. We didn’t know each other initially, turns out he was a friend of a friend or something like that. I can say with 100% certainty that we know almost everything about the other now. Too much in fact. Probably because we have spent every waking moment together for three and a half years and I don’t see that changing anytime soon. 

Our layout is the bog standard two heads on the same set of shoulders, the left half the remnants my old body while the right is his. We share our private bits which has caused more than a little controversy. You see, Andrew’s libido is quite a bit higher than mine. Not only that, he was unemployed prior to our fusion and with all that free time he fell into the habit of beating his meat up to five times a day. Excessive and weird if you ask me. 

Clearly that wasn’t going to fly anymore. We used to fight regularly about boundaries and when it was an appropriate time to relieve ourselves. It reached a fever pitch one night as I was comfortably drifting off to sleep. I became dimly aware of Andy slowly reaching for our cock and taking in hand despite knowing that we both had to get up early tomorrow. Enraged, I reached for the “intimate time” shoe box I kept in the drawer by the bed and withdrew a set of handcuffs. Andy and I have not been laid in a very long time (for obvious reasons) so he had no idea about the sex stuff I kept in there and his surprise was evident as I slapped the cuffs on both of our hands. 

“What the hell, dude?” he yelled as tried to yank his hand away from mine. I’ve always been stronger however and demonstrated this by holding our bound hands firm. I wasn’t fucking around. “Listen, I’m over your shit.” I said, raising my voice. “From now on, we wear these at night, and we beat off when I want to and not a second before. Is that clear?” I glared at him, unflinching.

He bitched and moaned for a bit before finally going to sleep. He complained the second night too when I produced the handcuffs but over time he learned to accept the situation. Now I suspect he even enjoys the tension, though he would never admit it. It seems like our arrangement has worked out quiet nicely so far. Tonight was one of the many evenings I decided I was going to tease him. 

I felt our cock stiffen. Not surprising because it had been a few days since we last touched ourselves. Andy reflexively tried to reach for our shared member but I stopped him short. He huffed out of annoyance. “Come on man!” 

I nibbled lightly on his ear and whispered, “Mmmmm, maybe tomorrow.” 

He gasped. “Please?” he said through clenched teeth. I moved my hand over and started rubbing his nipple, enjoying the feeling of him futilely bucking our hips slightly. “Hmmmm, I don’t know...” I spoke softly directly into his ear. 

He arched his head back into the pillow, desperate. “We... we can listen to your music tomorrow. I promise. Whatever you want.” 

Oh, now he was bargaining? This was too much fun. We were rock hard now and aching for release. I slowly allowed him to move his hand lower with several excruciating pauses. When he was finally allowed to grasp our dick, I moved my middle finger to our shared asshole and rhythmically fingered it as his strokes reached the top of our shaft. This back-and-forth seesaw motion continued for some time while a few kisses were thrown in for good measure. At the moment of climax, I bit his lower lip, and we blew a load all over our stomach and chest. We laid there for a while catching our breath and giggling. Sometimes being conjoined ain’t that bad, I suppose.

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