Welcome to part two of the January 2021 Vignette Party! These week I have two more somewhat thicker-than-they’re-supposed-to-be story scenes suggested by my lovely and beloved Patreonites. Offering A to the noble meta-gods is the fourth and final chapter of “Threefer”—one of the only BRK stories, incidentally, to inspire a spontaneous illustration on Twitter, at least that I know of. Offering B, meanwhile, is a sequel to “Read Aloud”, with an all-new set-up and characters. I had a blast writing these, and I really hope you enjoy them too.

Yesterday’s Friday Flashback, if you missed it, was all about the miracle of nanobots. They were such a thing the 90s, weren’t they? And they got run into the ground so hard by every TV show, comic book, and revisionist slashfic that now they’re passé. Which means a comeback cannot be far off. For myself, I will always be grateful to nanotechnology for having introduced me to the joy that is a shirtless Christopher Gorham.

Next update is 7 days hence on 6 February. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!

Posted: 30 January 2021

This week’s new stuff:

• Read aloud 2 by BRK  Taller XArm XCock XLimb PSD Retcon Grow Sugg   Barry’s habit of listening to gay erotica on his shift watching monitors as a security guard at a high-tech installation leads him to try the new read-aloud feature on his favorite website.
• Threefer, Part 4 by BRK  CGrow Cock Cum NipC NipCum   Quinn tries to adjust to life with two insatiable boners where his nips should be, though he’s happy to be interrupted by Cam and a buddy stopping by after work as promised.
• The formula, Part 3 by hyperboi  AgeDiff Bro CGrow Dad MGrow Musc   The night before Saturday morning swim team practice, Mike accidentally doses himself with undiluted serum, with very visible results the next morning.
• Make the fur fly, Part 11 by LordTronimator  Hard Fur CGrow Grad Balls Cock 2Anim HyCock Cum Nonc Nude Retcon Tf   Todd’s first day at school as a fully transformed teen fox turns out to be quite unusual. He and Sean decide to chat and think up a game plan for what to do about the latter’s predicament.
• My first Pokemon, Part 2 by Thatbadwriter  Fur Giant Cock MGrow Shr Grow   Seth decides to adopt a Pokémon, but the one he picks out isn&rsquot;t like the others.
• Perfectly normal by EdIam  Hard NoShirts Bro Dad Nonc Mental Retcon 2Gay   John is working on reality-bending science… but perhaps he should vet his employees a little more carefully.
• The pinball machine by Thorn  CGrow Cock   Tyler works at an arcade with a secret pinball machine that unveils itself for customers when it wants to be played with.
• A real man, Part 3 by DoubleCream  Addict CShr Dom Virgin Hairless Pher Scent Worship Musc PSD Shr 2Gay   Lucas finds out more about his body and this new world.
• Strange chemistry by sadmilkhotel  Taller Grad   Joel sees things others can’t, that is until what he sees starts to become reality.
• What’s it like by Richard Jasper  AgeDiff CGrow Hair Taller Cock HMusc Strong MGrow Musc Grow   “What’s it like” to be the world’s biggest, strongest, most muscular 17-year-old? To make hairy, bearded powerlifting muscle daddies look like little boys? To be the object of worship of all of your classmates? To have, well, you’ll have to read the rest to find out, won’t you?

It’s time for another vignette party, which is where I write short(ish), one-scene(ish) stories based on suggestions from my honorable and worthy Patreonites. Except this time around I have so many I’ve decided I need to divide the festivities into two parts. You get the first half of the entries this week, namely “Basso Profundo”, “Tubecock”, and “Me Two”; and next week will be VP2, with the rest of the requested stories. Check ’em out, and let me know what you think. And as always heartfelt and humble thanks to all my supporters on Patreon for helping make this Metabods thing possible in my crowded life. You guys rock. Big and sincere thanks to the intrepid contributors, too, who choose to share their fantasies with the rest of us. Pretty spectacular.

In case you missed it (and I accidentally posted it later in the day than I intended, purely by oversight), yesterday’s Friday Flashback resurfaced the stories that were first posted to the site in January 2012. Americans like me are probably thinking those nine years have encompassed three very different inaugurations, milestoning some radically shifting eras in modern history. I’m very curious what the civics textbooks will make of it a century or two hence, and of (as Saavik once wondered) what is yet to come. (I had to massage my noggin for several seconds to figure out which stern, female voice was saying “And what is yet to come?” in my head in such an awesomely disapproving tone. I knew it wasn’t Pelosi. Mayim Bialik? Cobie Smulders? Romana (I or II)? Kuchiki Rukia, maybe? Or… no, Saavik! That’s it, it was Saavik. Whew. Hate it when something like that is bugging me…)

Next update, a.k.a. Vignette Partay Part Bay(ta), is a week hence, 30 January. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

Posted: 23 January 2021

This week’s new stuff:

• Basso profundo by BRK  CGrow Hair Cock Mind MGrow Musc 2Gay Sugg   Andrew hates how puberty had been a lot kinder to his studly, alpha male jock roommates. Even his voice is higher. All that changes with a belated puberty upgrade—especially the part about his voice.
• Me two by BRK  Merg XCock XHead XLeg XLimb XPec Rep 3Legs Twins   Chris has some time off from his celluloid heroics as an A-list movie star and is going through fan mail when he finds a joke twin-making machine. Amused, he tries it out, with… unexpected results
• Tubecock by BRK  CGrow Pumping Cock   Morty is amazed and thrilled to discover that his new job at the hardware store turns out to involve some time special activities after hours—and it’s not iron they’re pumping.
• The Body Builder, Part 4 by Greggrth  CGrow CumInf Balls Cock MGrow Rubber Grow Str Super   Steve meets Expando, a rubbery superhero who is very willing to help him find release.
• The formula, Part 2 by hyperboi  AgeDiff Bro CGrow Dad MGrow Musc   Mike begs his genius friend Jeff to try coming up with a cock growth formula. Jeff assumes Mike doesn’t want to look too small when he goes out for the swim team, but the secret truth is, Mike’s ambitions aren’t limited to his own junk.
• Happy little accidents, Part 2 by MainAttraction  CGrow CShr Balls Cock Self Tf   Nils and Luke experiment with what the pen can do, leading to an unintended transformation reaching far beyond the two of them.
• Hic sunt dracones, Part 2 by Tym Greene  AgeDiff Lizard CGrow Cock 2Anim MGrow Musc Grow Tf   A college student finds out that his former professor (and current boyfriend) has a bit of a secret. Turns out the student has a secret too, one that will likely spell change for the whole campus.
• Honey and cum by Ro_burrr  CGrow Virgin Hair Taller Het Cock MGrow Musc Grow   Anna helps her husband with his “small problem”, with (un)foreseeable consequences.
• My first Pokemon by Thatbadwriter  Fur Giant Cock MGrow Shr Grow   Seth decides to adopt a Pokémon, but the one he picks out isn’t like the others.
• A real man, Part 2 by DoubleCream  Addict CShr Dom Virgin Hairless Pher Scent Worship Musc PSD Shr 2Gay   A douchey gym bro wakes up in another world, in another body.

New this week from me: another chapter of the commissioned story “Resolutions”, and… I know I always say I enjoyed writing the stories I post here, but I really enjoy working on this story. Something about Ray and Danny and Marcel and Blake just makes me want to keep exploring their complex relationships and what Ray is doing to them with his resolutions. All this is by way of saying: yes, I know I leave a lot of stories hanging, but fear not—I am not done with these guys!

That plus some great contributions, new and continuing, below. And if you’ve written something that involves hotter-than-normal guys, or hot guys getting hotter, why not pass it along? Submissions are very welcome.

Speaking of which, in case you missed it, yesterday’s Friday Flashback was about various kinds of doctors who find ways to make sexy guys even more so. The next update, 23 January, is a vignette party—one-scene stories suggested by my Patreon patrons, so if you want to get in on that check out my Patreon page now. While I’m on the subject let me state once again my heartfelt and humble thanks to all my Patreon patrons, without whom the steady updates and consistent volume of writing I’ve been gleefully keeping up would not be happening. And to my readers and visitors, thanks to all of you, and enjoy the site!

Posted: 16 January 2021

This week’s new stuff:

• Resolutions, Part 3 by BRK  CGrow Balls Cock New Years Nonc Mental Retcon Self   Ray and Marcel head out together with no particular plans beyond continuing to enjoy Ray’s giant cock together. First, though, Ray decides to stop by the office and pick up a certain book, eager to start writing a second round of New Year’s resolutions for his sexy boss, Danny.
• Bull’s gene, Part 4 by Opin  Taller Cum Strong MGrow Gut Musc PSD Grow   Henry takes Dean on a quick trip to test just how much cum he can produce.
• Dick note, Part 2 by Thorn  CGrow Cock   Forest discovers Noah was’t kidding when he said he was into him, and also learns a little more about the true nature of the Dick Note.
• The formula by hyperboi  AgeDiff Bro CGrow Dad MGrow Musc   Mike begs his genius friend Jeff to try coming up with a cock growth formula. Jeff assumes Mike doesn’t want to look too small when he goes out for the swim team, but the secret truth is, Mike’s ambitions aren’t limited to his own junk.
• Hic sunt dracones by Tym Greene  AgeDiff Lizard CGrow Cock 2Anim MGrow Musc Grow Tf   A college student finds out that his former professor (and current boyfriend) has a bit of a secret. Turns out the student has a secret too, one that will likely spell change for the whole campus.
• Make the fur fly, Part 10 by LordTronimator  Fur CGrow Grad Balls Cock 2Anim HyCock Cum Nonc Nude Retcon Tf   Todd reluctantly agrees to help Sean return to normal, even as he embraces his own transformation.
• The perils of fair trade 2 by Dream Big  AgeDown CGrow Cock MGrow   It’s too late to back out now; I’m just too far gone for any of it to matter, not to me at least. But you might still have a chance, if you heed my warning.
• A real man by DoubleCream  Addict CShr Dom Virgin Hairless Pher Scent Worship Musc PSD Shr 2Gay   A douchey gym bro wakes up in another world, in another body.

A lot of welcome continuations this week and few new stories as well. My contribution is four new chapters of the commissioned story “One Hot Summer”, in which we return to the twins as they reap the consequences of their little mix-up with the growth-stash-laced lasagna pans.

In case you missed it: yesterday’s Friday Flashback picked up stories from January 2016. The next update is next Saturday, 16 January. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.

Posted: 9 January 2021

This week’s new stuff:

• One hot summer, Parts 20–23 by BRK  Bro Weed CGrow Hair Taller Grad Cock MGrow Musc Nonc Mental Self Twins   Jimmy and Jason cope with having accidentally grown themselves by doing what any brothers would do—mercilessly teasing Eddie. Their real problem is clothes, though, so they decide to go into town and check out the local menswear shop where they get a bit of personal assistance.
• Bull’s gene, Part 3 by Opin  Taller Cum Strong MGrow Gut Musc PSD Grow   Henry explains how he got so big.
• Dick note by Thorn  CGrow Cock   Waking up from an odd dream, Forest awakens to find something is in his backpack.
• The locker room thief by CockTFBoi  CGrow CShr CTheft Taller MGrow MTheft Shr Grow   Riley, a personal trainer, heads into the gym to get ready for his first client of the day. Things take a strange turn when his client, Ethan, suggests a new exercise regimen.
• Make the fur fly, Part 9 by LordTronimator  Fur CGrow Grad Balls Cock 2Anim HyCock Cum Nonc Nude Retcon Tf   Todd calls Sean over to show him what he’s done to himself. It goes about how you’d expect.
• Software upgrades, Part 3 by King Dave  Xmas CGrow Taller Grad Hanukkah Cock MGrow Retcon Grow Sugg   Jacob and Ahmed decide it’s time to figure out what’s behind the changes they seem to be causing, and try to take control.
• Costumemania: The sticky super suits, Part 8 by Redouan  CGrow Dom Strong Lycra MGrow 2Gay Super   It’s a new power dynamic with Rupert in charge. Sven reacts by standing up to Rupert, but Robin seems to lose his newfound confidence.
• Tit hype, Part 2 by Writ Bro  CGrow Cock MusBr MGrow   Tyler goes to the ClinTry facility for the drug trials, and discovers just what their program is capable of.
• An unexpected inflation, Part 29 by UberPump  Bi Bro CGrow Balls Cock Cum Infl Nonc 2Gay   Keith continues his revenge on Dirk as his cock and balls inflate. As Dirks bait and tackle reach their limits and nearly burst from their massive growth, Keith relents. What ensue next is a messy situation for all involved as Dirks cock and balls explode in a violent orgasm, coating the entire sauna with cum.
• Workout by Tym Greene  Cock 2Anim Musc Nonc Tf   Sometimes it’s good to let your mind wander while you’re going through your reps at the gym…but sometimes things can get a bit out of hand…or perhaps “out of hoof” would be more appropriate…

Welcome 2021. First full update of the year starts with a commissioned story from me called “Resolutions” wherein legal secretary Ray interferes with his boss’s new year’s you-know-whats. I hope you like it; I enjoyed this one a lot and plan to continue it later this month. Plus lots more below—a real mix of different kinds of stories this week.

If you missed them, a pair of links: on Friday I posted the 2020 Year-End Roundup, including my annual lists of the top stories on the site last year by views and by votes. And over on Patreon I shared cheesy audio new year’s greetings with my patrons, to whom as always I express my humblest gratitude.

Next update is seven days hence, on 9 January. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, enjoy the site, and happy new year to all!

Posted: 2 January 2021

This week’s new stuff:

• Resolutions, Parts 1–2 by BRK  CGrow Balls Cock New Years Nonc Mental Retcon Self   Ray intercepts a seemingly magical book of fill-in-the-blank New Year’s resolutions his boss, Danny, had ordered, and starts making plans for improving Danny’s too-boring sex life.
• The Body Builder, Part 3 by Greggrth  CGrow CumInf Balls Cock MGrow Grow Super   Density helps Steve with his not-so-little problem.
• The cum factory by UberPump  CGrow Het Balls Cock Cum   A young man and his wife expand the boundaries of what it means to be a cum factory. The young stud, forced to drink the mysterious protein shake over and over again, finds it erotic to see his balls swell as a side effect. This eggs his girl to force him to drink more and push his balls to their limits.
• Jungle bar jingle bells by Tym Greene  Fur Xmas 2Anim Tf   Sometime in the fifties, in a dive bar by the Pacific Ocean, a couple’a fellas provide Santa with an extra helpful hand.
• Software upgrades, Part 2 by King Dave  Xmas CGrow Taller Grad Hanukkah Cock MGrow Retcon Grow Sugg   Jacob and Ahmed begin to realize something strange is happening and they are somehow altering each other’s realities. Will they figure out how it works, or will they get distracted in the process?
• Costumemania: The sticky super suits, Parts 5–7 by Redouan  CGrow Dom Strong Lycra MGrow 2Gay Super   Rob and Sven continue to flaunt their superhero bodies, stirring a brooding need in Rupert to strike back and put them in their places.
• To wish for cock, Part 2 by CockTFBoi  CGrow CShr CTheft Dom Cock 2Gay 2Gay   Calvin heads home after his strange encounter in the woods. After making a pit stop, he makes some unintended changes and can’t seem to make them stop.
• Tying the knot, Parts 1–2 by DracumSum  Fur CGrow CumInf Hair MGrow Tf Were   Mike got lost in the woods, during the night of a full moon. He heard a twig snap behind him. And now he’s got a new boyfriend.
• Under his wing, Parts 1–10 by Richard Jasper  Taller MGrow Musc   Frank Jones, 40, is a (gay) widower, recently out of the landscaping business and taking on a new career as a personal trainer. He’s delighted with his new neighbors, a divorcee and her 14-year-old son. The relationship that develops among the three of them is not one any of them would have expected! Just FYI: This one has a lot of muscle growth but is (unlike the author’s usual fare) a sad one.
• An unexpected side trip, Parts 4–5 by votdat  Viol Virgin Cock Strong Musc Nonc   Getting his rescued new friend, Cory, back home from the Pacific island where he’d been trained and experimented on seemed to be going smoothly, despite the serious handicap of Cory technically not existing. As they make their way cautiously back to the States, Tyler wonders if it’s going too smoothly.
• Wrong number by Dream Big  CGrow Cock MGrow   A mysterious phone call and a burst of static on the line triggers some changes.