For this week’s gallivant through the glorious grist of our gentlemanly gests, I’ve collected an assortment of stories featuring guys named Joe, the archetypical generic masculine name—despite the fact that we have the name Guy. Maybe that’s too on the nose. It does raise the question, though: how did Joe end up being the generic moniker for a nonspecific dude? Also: Guy derives from the ancient Latin name Gaius, and the Latin word for “guy” was something else—vir for maleness (whence virtue and virility), or homo in reference to a mortal man possessed of reason and morality. So did the Romans talk about someone being an “average Gaius”? Food for thought.
The next update is tomorrow, 31 July. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting.
Posted: 30 July 2021
This week’s flashback:
Flashmob, Part 9 by BRKNoShirtsTallerCockXCockMuscUpMuscRep Having left the dorm room with the Keiths in search of answers, Jake comes face to face with an angry basketball star and two towering, muscled, and ridiculously hung copies of his fuck-up of a brother. Meanwhile, the other three Joes muse on how it all seemed like a good idea at the time.
Back in the saddle by James KyCent Levon loves it when his boyfriend, Joe, tends to him in his centaur form, but controlling his needs is not always easy.
Grow lamp 2: Peter principle, Part 4 by Dream BigCockUpTallerCockHyPherMusc Peter realizes he’s somehow making guys horny for him, an effect that’s producing all kinds of conflicts for his straight roommate Joey. He resolves to try to act normal until he figures things out, but when he gets to class his body starts acting up again.
Magic ass by LankyteenCockUpVirginCock Shy Dave has an ass that isn’t just amazing—it’s magical, and Joey is determined to make sure he knows it.
Second puberty by JayPatBiCockUpViolCockHyPherHyStrLibidoMuscUpMuscSizeUp Finding out you’re a product of genetic engineering and about to go through your second puberty is shocking enough, but the unforeseen repercussions with school, family, and friends are what really change everything.
Another diverse crop of contributions this week, hopefully with something you’ll like. My contribution this week is a continuation of the Patreon-commissioned “Resolutions”, with Ray discovering more and more ramifications of the changes he’s induced in his sexy boss Danny and, inadvertently, himself.
As I noted on Twitter, I found out recently that on some browsers the stories were only showing the first page when you went to print or save to PDF. I tried various means of massaging the code to get around this, but I couldn’t find a good solution. In the end what I did instead was create an additional, bare-bones version of the story page for printing and PDFing, with no Bootstrap or anything else but basic HTML and simple styles. To load this page, click on Print/PDF in the bank of buttons just under the tag routers. One other small change: I added an “Update History” section at the bottom of the story page with links to Updates and Flashbacks that story has appeared on, in case you are curious about the stages of a story being posted, or you’re looking for what else was posted or surfaced along with that story. Note that this only goes back to the Spring 2016 site migration. It’s not that I don’t have records of when each story and chapter was posted going all the way back to the beginning, but there are no news posts to link to from before that particular transition.
This week’s Friday Flashback celebrated seven-foot-tall guys, so check that out if you missed it. Humble and sincere thanks to all of my awesome Patreonites—and if you want to support the site or my writing that’s a good way to do it. The next update is a week hence, on 31 July. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.
Bottoms up by ZielAlcoholCockDnCockHumLibidoNonc Chess, a haute and hung twink, is too proud and too big to bottom which is a shame given how nice his ass is! But things change when he visits a trendy new club for his birthday.
The heart is a muscle, Part 5 by MikeytronGradMuscUpMusc Brock, Matt, and a special guest enjoy a sexual romp, then Brock reflects for a bit on moral philosophy during the afterglow.
The Ixlutani, Part 6 by Lloyd IrvingBiCockUpCockDnCTheftTallerHetCockMuscPSDSizeDnSizeUpSupnTf Forced to move in with Ben after breaking up with Olivia, Kyle is able to make some progress deciphering the Ixlutani lore and figures out the basics of what happened to them in the cave. His attempts to find his new sexual normal, however, don’t advance as smoothly.
My roommate’s soft spot, Parts 1–2 by brazboyCockMcockXCock Guilherme’s tall, handsome,and muscular roommate seems like the perfect guy, but he has a big secret that not everyone can really accept—not even himself.
For this week’s climb through the clutter of our collective clandestine closet I’ve selected ten stories about guys whose heights hover a head higher than most humble humans. If you’re into taller guys, there’s something about that next rung past the norm that’s truly compelling. Eight feet, nine feet, ten feet—gay and macro erotica still group guys that tall under “plausible size difference”, but your seven-foot fantasy guy might actually be just around the next corner, ready to show you his long, lanky frame or his furry-chested lumberjack brawn right there in the Walmart hardware aisle or a few seats further back on the bus to your daydreams. (For those of you reading this who are seven feet tell, feel free to chuckle, but you know it’s true…)
Next update is tomorrow, 24 July. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting the site.
The bet by JayPatMuscUpMuscSizeUp A simple operation can turn you into a hunk as hot as the football players you dream about. Do you even ask what the downside is?
Naked by Also Known AsCockUpCockHyCumMuscUpMuscPSDNudeSizeUp Dave’s new dorm roommate, Lance, is naked. Always, constantly, deliciously naked. He’s also, huge, hung, and constantly horny. But what really changes everything is the unexpected effect that Dave has on Lance—and what Lance does to Dave.
The new job by hyperboiBroCockUpGradCockHyCockHyMuscIncMuscUpMuscSizeUp Out-of-work engineer Jake takes a job at an isolated mansion, where he’s overpaid for just guarding a gate and letting through mysterious trucks. He and his coworkers are getting slowly bigger and hornier, too, and all this seems really great except for a certain nagging doubt—and a terrifying warning from the hugest of his fellow guards.
A big bag of smut again this week. My story, a new Patreon commission, involves an expedition to a secret island where all kinds of changes will take place, and it was a lot of fun to set up. I hope you like it, and the rest of this week’s stuff too. Don’t forget to comment and upvote the stories you like so the authors hear back on what works.
The Friday Flashback this week involved stories about characters who go clubbing and the strange things that happen when they do, so go ahead and check that out if you missed it. The next update is a week hence, 24 July; in the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.
Esgrow by ZielCockUpTallerCockMuscUpMuscSizeUp Gil is the quintessential dweeb. Just a short, scrawny, number-crunching nerd… until he decides to make some modifications to a certain legal document.
Pan-Galactic Human Fan Club by bluesuedewhoAlienAndrCockMuscMentalPSDSizeDnSocMed2GayStr Super-straight dude Charley gets abducted by a bunch of human-loving alien hunks. The beefy space bros keep telling him that humans are all naturally obsessed with sculpted muscles and huge dicks, but that’s crazy talk. So what if Charley occasionally slips away to jerk off to the thought of servicing giant alien dicks? That’s totally normal, right?
Tit hype, Part 4 by Writ BroCockUpCockMusBrMuscUp Seo-jun enjoys the life of a PecX celebrity, which comes with personal appearances, new clothes, and a very eager young assistant.
For this week’s finagling of formerly featured folderol I’ve collected ten stories that have gone clubbing for the night. Expect shirtless torsos, a bit of glitter, dirty grinding, and lots of hard bodies in all senses of the term.
Next update is tomorrow, 17 July. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.
Posted: 16 July 2021
This week’s flashback:
Games by BRKCockUpXDigCockXCockXLimbSizeUp Dave totally forgot that when he got his new powers, and started granting all his buds three wishes, he let me keep the third one secret. And that secret wish just happens to be the ability to fuck around with Dave’s wishes. There was so much fun to be had with that particular capability.
Above average, Part 28 by ZielAssUpCockUpCockHyCockHyCumHyMuscMuscUpMuscRetcon Kyle drags John to a gay club called Members Only as part of a two-pronged plan. He wants to get the massive but shy football god out of his shell; and, now that they have the box, he wants to explore all its possibilities.
The bonding by NBCK99AgeDnCockUpTallerCockMuscUpMuscRetconSizeUpSugg Roy is reluctant to meet up with Cody, the hottie he’d met online—even more so because they’re meeting up at a dance club, and Roy didn’t do clubs. But Cody manages to get Roy to see things his way, though not without some surprises for Cody, too.
The chameleon kid by smitch69IncRepTwins It was simple and I had been doing it for years. It was always a rush when I took the shape of someone new.
grUV by quickquezzedCockUpCockHyCockMuscUpMuscSelfSizeUp Friends go out clubbing by the water and make a hunky new friend, Brad, who likes to swim and looks great in just a red speedo. Brad has a secret that he hadn’t planned to show his new friend, but things soon get pleasantly out of hand.
Serial muscle by Richard JasperSuitHallowCockMuscUpMuscNoncRapeSupn Not the author’s usual fare, including as it does rape and murder (and lots of both). Detective Hank Fairly is trying to figure out who’s behind the bizarre murder of multiple handsome young gay men around the country. Originally a Halloween offering.
Big update this week, with lots of different kinds of stories from our contributors—including what I’m told is the final chapter of the awesome “Hulkster and Hoppy” saga, in this phase at least. I didn’t get as far as I’d hoped with my own offering this week, thanks to four days of landlord-mandated construction work in my apartment, but I’m planning on coming back to “An Air of Detachment” as soon as I can.
No major site renos this week, though I did update the Metabods history page to reflect recent changes. This week’s Friday Flashback was built around stories featuring guys with getting a boost to their libidos, so check that out of you missed it.
The next update is a week hence, on 17 July. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.
Posted: 10 July 2021
This week’s new stuff:
An air of detachment by BRKDetXDigMerg Special Agent Greg Simmons receives some surprising evidence in the mail in relation to the Berlinger kidnapping case, which he’s not even on yet. Intriguingly, not only is it a piece of the puzzle—it’s also a piece of the victim.
The heart is a muscle, Part 3 by MikeytronGradMuscUpMusc The mysterious Legend of the local gym is an already superhumanly huge bodybuilder, and he just keeps growing as the months go by. The mere mortal meathead staffing the front desk has some trouble coping.
Winter potluck by brazboyBallsCockPSDPandem Six friends who haven’t seen each other since the onset of the pandemic finally gather for a big thematic potluck! Everyone brings something to share, but some items are fresher than others…
For this week’s slink through the site’s sexy stacks of salacious stories, I’ve collected ten tales that feature increased or induced mega-libido, because sometimes a lack of control over that drive that demands carnal pleasure is exactly what you crave the most. This Flashback, by the way, is the result of another new and useful tag, Increased Libido, proposed via the tag suggestion page. Candidates for this and the other new tags mentioned in the previous update are appreciated.
The next update is tomorrow, 10 July. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for stopping by.
Posted: 9 July 2021
This week’s flashback:
Navy experiment by BRKCockUpXDigCockLibidoXAbsXArmsXCockXLimbMuscUpMuscMentalPSD3Legs The new protocol of vaccinations on the U.S.S. Tulsa developed by Dr. Tosk had very deliberate side-effect: your body is affected by whoever you lust for. Tosk plans for the sailors to start lusting after his impressive form—but who does Tosk lust for?
His cock gets huge by Jack HardwoodCockUpBallsCockHyCockHyCumLibidoMuscUp Male model Pietro washes up on a remote island inhabited by a society of men where everyone wants their cock to be as big and fat as humanly possible. Pietro just wants to go home, but his almost constant boner is getting bigger and bigger, and he doesn’t know how much longer he’ll be able to walk.
Just a little bigger by Dream BigBiBreastUpCockUpTallerGradHetCockLibidoMuscUpMuscSelfTf Drew has two problems: he’s got a crush on his two best friends, Vic and Sarah, and he’s self-conscious about being short and skinny. He’s not prepared for the changes that develop in both departments on their fateful post-graduation trip to New York City.
Second puberty by JayPatBiCockUpViolCockHyPherHyStrLibidoMuscUpMuscSizeUp Finding out you’re a product of genetic engineering and about to go through your second puberty is shocking enough, but the unforeseen repercussions with school, family, and friends are what really change everything.
What happened by Dream BigBiCockUpCockLibidoMuscUpMuscTf When Daniel meets up after college graduation with his high school friends Chris and Jane for a beach vacation, it turns out Chris has some important news: first, he’s into both of them, and second, he’s got access to his family’s secret body transformation serum, and he’s willing to share.
For this week’s rove through the riveting and resplendent reveries of relatively recent eroticists, I’ve collected ten stories from July of 2018. Not that long ago, but something seems to be wrong with the cultural passage of time lately. It’s hard to identify with an era in which the royal family included Meghan Markle and the Supreme Court didn’t include Brett Kavanaugh, though at least the dissonance adds nostalgia to archived stories from the long-ago not-so-long-ago.
I’m on vacation for the Fourth of July weekend, so the next update is 10 July. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting the site!
The Servonyx exclusion by BRKAgeDiffAndrCockUpXArmsXLimbMuscUpNoncSizeUp Uncovering some corporate skulduggery leads to dire consequences for Beck. Nearly killed in a suspicious crash, he soon finds himself halfway around the world trapped in a physically enhanced pleasure humaniform… in the keeping of a handsome Russian plutocrat. Pleasure is easy to unlock in this new existence, but escape and revenge will be a lot harder to manage.
The e-journal by hyperboiBroCockUpBallsCockIncXBallsXCockMuscUpMuscNonc Tyler’s birthday is not going well: no one can come, not even his parents, and his big brother is being an obnoxious bully as usual. Plus he’s horny as heck. At least his best friend gave him a gift: an e-journal. He decides to write in it not about the way things are, but the way he wants things to be.
Grow lamp 2: Peter principle by Dream BigCockUpTallerCockHyPherMusc Peter Chang, now taller, thickly muscled, and prodigiously hung thanks to Jeremy and Tom’s impossible grow lamp, now must get used to the attention his new body draws… and the unexpected after-effects of his exposure to the lamp’s mysterious growth magic.
A weekend trip to remember by kaoskiosHairierMuscUpMuscPSDSizeUp Roberto was hoping to have a weekend away camping with his hot coworker. But after a mixup, Roberto finds himself with Sab, his coworker’s friend. Sab seems normal… but is he getting bigger? And hairier? It must be Roberto’s imagination.
Two stories from me this week: a recrudescence of “The Elevator Ride” and new installments of the Patreon-commissioned “One Hot Summer”. With this installment, “One Hot Summer” breaks its tie with “Love/Shift” to become, indisputably, the longest story I’ve written for the site at 76k words. There’s a bit of Pride theme here and there in this week’s submitted stories, but mainly this is just a big, honking wagonload of new contributions compared to the usual size of my weekly updates, with a lot of variety and all kinds of sexystuff. I hope you find something you enjoy—and if you do make sure to upvote and comment to let our beautiful contributors know what’s striking a chord with the visitors to the site.
Tag-related site upgrades. In the last week or so I’ve instituted four big changes related to story tags. (a) First, I reestablished the ability to suggest tags that you feel might be missing on any particular story. To avail yourself of this feature, look for the “Suggest Tags” button under the header info at the top of the story. I’ll review suggestions periodically and implement any of the ones I agree with. (b) Second, I’ve started consistently sorting the tags across the site according to the groupings they appear in on the tag tree page, and I’ve also color-coded these groupings differently on the story pages so you can see at a glance the tags that are closely related (muscle, extras, means of change, supernatural, etc.). To me, on stories that had a lot of tags the tag routers were starting to blur together in a big pile of pine-colored buttons, and the color-coding I think helps alleviate that and thereby make the tag routers more useful advisories to coming content and aids in finding stories with elements you want to see more of. (c) I finally fixed the tag and author routers so that when you are stepping through them using the “previous story” or “next story” buttons and get to the terminal points of the story list for that tag or author alphabetically, instead of there being no button the “previous” and “next” buttons now wrap around to the other end of the story list. (d) I’ve added a few new tags, namely: Cockfucking; Tongue Growth; Voice Deepening; App; Djin/Jinn/Genie; Gay Pride; X-Ray Vision; Prehensile Cock; Set in the Future; Ancient Era; Medieval Era; 19th Century; Early/Mid 20th Century; and Set during the Pandemic. I populated these as I went along based on archive search results and my own spotty memory of relevant stories, but the ones set in the past in particular are tough to find by keyword search. If you know of or happen across any stories rightfully belonging to one of these new tags, please drop me a line or use the Suggest Tags feature on that story’s page to advise me of the missing tag, and I’ll be immensely grateful.
The Friday Flashback this week was also Pride-themed, collecting a batch of stories already in the archives that involve or touch on it, so check that out if you haven’t already done so. I’ll be taking the weekend of the Fourth off from Metabods, so the next update will be two weeks hence, on 10 July. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.
Abyssus Abbey 2, Part 8 by Pen DarkeFurDemonsHorrorCockHyCockIncubMuscPrehenSupn After guiding Tuco through the complexities of fixing the fates of the damned, Mammon is intrigued enough by Tuco to offer him a mutually pleasurable proposition. Tuco’s manner of return to the Abbey, however, is not according to plan.
The heart is a muscle, Part 2 by MikeytronGradMuscUpMusc Three years after Brock, his musclebound room-mate, taught him to lift, Ben enjoys an intimate moment with his boyfriend before reuniting with the big man himself.
New normal by brazboyCockUpTallerCockHyCockHyCumInfectMusBrMuscUpPSDPandemSizeUp Pedro is a Brazilian university student who returned to live with his roommates after one and a half years living with his family during the pandemics, but everything is not the same. His roommates Carlos and Henrique will not tell him what exactly has changed, wanting him to see it with his own two eyes.
An unexpected side trip, Part 6 by votdatViolVirginCockHyStrMuscNonc Tyler has no trouble setting up his new genetically enhanced lover’s new identity in the States. But with Tyler’s work as risky as ever, and Cody starting a new life in a strange world full of new possibilities, both men are thinking about the future.
A whole new world, Part 3 by MarcusB00AlienCockUpViolCockHyCumHyStrMuscUpMusc Gavin takes care of Caleb and tells him a crazy story that seems believable given the circumstances Caleb is in. Caleb then realizes that if he can win Gavin’s trust, he might be able to help Caleb more than he had expected.
For this week’s sojourn through the site’s collective subconscious, I’ve collected a set of stories that touch on Pride and related phenomena like Pride parades and rainbow flags. I’ll grant you that some of these involve Pride being integral to the story, while others are brief, tangential mentions or metaphors. Sometimes Pride itself is like that: we can be caught up in it some years, and other times we’re just happy to know it exists in the background. (Did I just invoke a schmalzy real-world analogy to paper over the unevenness of my Friday Flashback Pride collection? You bet!) Anyway, as a proud gay man I extend my honest gratitude to the folks who fought back at Stonewall and everywhere else, and I wish you all a happy and proud LGBTQ+ness or Proud Ally-ness.
The next update is tomorrow, 26 June. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting.
Pride by NBCK99CockUpPrideHairierTallerCockMuscUpMuscPSDSizeUpDeeperVoice Jake attends his first Pride parade with his boyfriend Ross and is a bit overwhelmed, so they step into a bar—where it turns out the impressively hot and muscular patrons and staff take a shine to the new arrivals.
