Weekly Update #196: 12 October 2024

This week’s offering from me is a Patreoncommissioned continuation of the SEAL trainee story “Top Dog.” And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s more below. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The next all-prompted Vignette Party is coming up soon! All of my “suggestion-level” Patreonites (those at $15+) are eligible to send me prompts for one-scene stories that I then write up for a special Metabods Update—which this time is set for October 19. If you’re not in this group, you can be! Join up at patreon.com/metabods. What kinds of sexy guys do you want to hear randy tales about? Tell me and I’ll make it happen! DM me your prompts by the Wednesday before to be included.

Call for Halloween stories: Got a spooky/sexy tale? We’ve had some great Halloween updates in the past few years and I’d love for 2024 to be just as scary. Submit now for the Oct. 26 Metabods update!

The Friday Flashback this week collected more upvoted stories that have never been surfaced; check that out if you missed it. The next update is a week hence, on 19 October. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

Weekly Update #195: 5 October 2024

This week’s offering from me is the climactic installment of my big Patreoncommissioned story about randy frat brothers getting bigger, harder, and cummier. And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s a huge amount of stuff below—75 thousand words of it, if you can believe that. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The next Vignette Party is coming up on 19 October. This is where my splendid Patreonites at the $15+ level supply a stack of prompts for one-scene stories or continuations from me. DM me now if you’re in that category and tell me what you’re hankering to see this time around, or join up if you’re not and you want in on the action!

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories that got an update five years ago in October 2019; check that out if you missed it. The next update is a week hence, on 12 October. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

Weekly Update #194: 28 September 2024

This week’s offering from me is the latest twist in the Patreoncommissioned story about some very potent cannabis and what a few crafty horndogs have done with it. And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s more below. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories set in the past; check that out if you missed it. Humble thanks as always to my lovely Patreonites, without whom I wouldn’t be able to do what I do. If you have a story you think might play well with the other stories on the site, I’d love it if you shared it with us.

The next update is a week hence, on 5 October. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

Weekly Update #193: 21 September 2024

This week’s offering from me is, for a change, not a commission: having the week off from paid requests I decided to revisit “Quinquetra,” a slightly spooky story I started four years ago and kept meaning to come back to when the timing was right. Hope you enjoy it. And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s more below. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

As you might already have noticed if you’re looking at this week’s cover art, this week I managed to pass 3 million words as an author on this site. I am proud of many of those words. Thank you for reading them, thanks to those of you who have helped sponsor them with patronage and commissions, and thank you to those of you who have shared your own stories to go alongside them. Thank you.

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories that kicked off a series; check that out if you missed it. If you have a story you think might play well with the other stories on the site, I’d love it if you shared it with us. The next update is a week hence, on 28 September. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


Weekly Update: 14 September 2024

This week’s offering from me is another double-helping of commissioned stories. In “Sexi-Phi,” Holden is getting close to the ultimate climax (in so many ways), while the prompt for “Invitation” involves a couple being joined by a third in a way that lets each salve a particular hunger. And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s a ton of stuff below. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories set under the turning leaves of Autumn; check that out if you missed it. Humble thanks as always to my lovely Patreonites, without whom I wouldn’t be able to do what I do. If you have a story you think might play well with the other stories on the site, I’d love it if you shared it with us.

The next update is a week hence, on 21 September. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

Weekly Update: 7 September 2024

This week’s offering from me is a brand-new Patreoncommissioned story about two rival Navy SEAL cadets. I had fun setting this one up, so I hope adds a little pleasure to the world. And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s more below. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories updated in September of 2020; check that out if you missed it. Humble thanks as always to my lovely Patreonites, without whom I wouldn’t be able to do what I do. If you have a story you think might play well with the other stories on the site, I’d love it if you shared it with us.

The next update is a week hence, on 14 September. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

Weekly Update: 31 August 2024

This week’s offering from me is a double-header: the end of the direct-commissioned tale “The River God”, and the latest installment in our pot-laced edible Patreon-commissioned tale “The Right Blend.” And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s a lot more below. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

Two small site-fix announcements. First, I noticed this week that for stories with two authors, the second author has been showing in the listings but not in the byline on the story page, owing to a glitch in the code I only just now uncovered and remedied. Sorry, co-writers! Second, the stats page started crashing at the start of the summer. I’ve gotten it up and running with the basic stats and charts (revealing an unexpected and significant uptick in views over the last few months, so that’s nice). I may add more charts back in later, but the page is working again.

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories with friendly androids; check that out if you missed it. The next update is a week hence, on 7 September. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

Weekly Update*: 24 August 2024

I thought I might have a chapter in an ongoing commission this week, but it wasn’t completed in time so I’ll post it next week instead. In the meantime there’s a huge dogpile of contributed stories below. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The Friday Flashback this week collected long-running stories that consistently kept it coming week after week; check that out if you missed it. Humble thanks as always to my lovely Patreonites, without whom I wouldn’t be able to do what I do. If you have a story you think might play well with the other stories on the site, I’d love it if you shared it with us.

The next update is a week hence, on 31 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

Weekly Update: Vignette Party #28

This week it’s the latest Vignette Party, with seven chapters from me prompted by my lovely Patreonites, without whom I wouldn’t be able to do what I do. I really enjoyed exploring this month’s prompts, and I hope you find something you like. And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s lots and lots more below. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The Friday Flashback this week collected some previous V-Party entries; check that out if you missed it. If you have a story you think might play well with the other stories on the site, I’d love it if you shared it with us.

The next update is a week hence, on 24 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

Weekly Update: 10 August 2024

A huge update this week with a ton of lovely contributions, and I didn’t even get to all of them. Plus more cursed-fraternity shenanigans from me. And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s more below. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The next Vignette Party is coming up on 17 August. This is where my splendid Patreonites at the $15+ level supply a stack of prompts for one-scene stories or continuations from me. DM me now if you’re in that category and tell me what you’re hankering to see this time around, or join up if you’re not and you want in on the action!

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories previously unsurfaced but worth checking out; check that out if you missed it. The next update is a week hence, on 17 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!