Weekly Update #229: 7 June 2025

This week’s plan involved not one but two commissioned stories, both of which got pushed back to future updates, so I ended up writing a new story entirely outside of my commission schedule. I’ve been wanting to return to “Flashmob”, but instead of continuing that story I decided to go with a sequel following one of the original unanswered threads of that story: namely, the original intended recipient of the camera, Christian, Jake’s brother’s mousy roommate. Plus, lots more fresh content from our amazing contributors. Dig in and see what you like, and remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The next all-prompted Vignette Party is June 21! All of my “suggestion-level” Patreon supporters ($15+) can prompt for one-scene stories. Join up or log in and DM me at patreon.com/metabods by the Wednesday before to be included.

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories from June 2019; check that out if you missed it. If you have a story about men that are more than ordinary, I’d love it if you shared it with us. The next update is a week hence, on 14 June. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

The Next Vignette Party is June 21

The next all-prompted Vignette Party is coming up soon! All of my “suggestion-level” Patreon supporters (those at $15+) are eligible to send me prompts for one-scene stories that I then write up for a special Metabods Update—which this time is set for June 21. If you’re not in this group, you can be! Join up or log in and DM me at patreon.com/metabods. What kinds of sexy guys do you want to hear randy tales about? Tell me and I’ll make it happen! DM me your prompts by the Wednesday before to be included.

Weekly Update #229: 31 May 2025

This week’s offering from me is a new installment of the Patreoncommissioned story “Cum Dosing.” Plus, lots more fresh content from our amazing contributors. Dig in and see what you like, and remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories that gathered a high vote count particularly rapidly; check that out if you missed it. Deep gratitude to my Patreonites for making what I do possible. If you have a story about men who are more than ordinary, I’d love it if you shared it with us.

The next update is a week hence, on 7 June. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


Friday Flashback: Quick Risers

Having noticed a recent new story achieving full-thumb status with impressive rapidity, this week I crunched some numbers and collected a set of “fast-thumb” stories that achieved 4.5-average star ratings at 5 votes or more with particular rapidity. (I may add a badge for this achievement.) Hope there’s something you like, or browse the archives where thousands of smutty stories await.

The next weekly site update is tomorrow, 31 May. In the meantime, have fun exploring, and thanks for visiting the site.

Weekly Update #228: 24 May 2025

Two stories from me this week, both commissioned on Patreon: one a continuation of the viral video story “Best self” from the last Vignette Party, and the other the start of a new ongoing tale involving ordinary guy Seth meeting someone not-so-ordinary. Plus, lots more fresh content from our amazing contributors. Dig in and see what you like, and remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

Contributions welcome! If you have a story about men that are more than ordinary, I’d love it if you shared it with us. Deep gratitude to my Patreonites for making what I do possible. The Friday Flashback this week collected unsurfaced stories meriting a little love and attention; check that out if you missed it.

The next update is a week hence, on 31 May. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

Friday Flashback: The Unsurfaced XXIII

This week we’re collecting stories that haven’t been surfaced before in a Friday Flashback, drawing from tales in the archive with decent reader ratings, 2500+ word counts, and middling view counts.

Check that out, or browse the archives where thousands of smutty stories await.

The next weekly site update is tomorrow, 24 May. In the meantime, have fun exploring, and thanks for visiting the site.

Weekly Update #227: 17 May 2025

This week’s offering from me is a direct-commissioned continuation of the O.G. BRK story “The Dudes,” only a full decade and a half after its original inception and first inclusion on this site. 2010 skiddoo! Plus, lots more fresh content from our amazing contributors. Dig in and see what you like, and remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories involving hot guys with hoodies; check that out if you missed it. Deep gratitude to my Patreonites for making what I do possible. If you have a story about men that are more than ordinary, I’d love it if you shared it with us.

The next update is a week hence, on 24 May. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

Friday Flashback: Hoodie Boys

This week we’re collecting stories involving hot guys in hoodies. There’s something about a good hoodie, showing the swell of the pecs, the curve up the upper arms, the way the hood frames a sexy face with a crooked smile…

Check that out, or browse the archives where thousands of smutty stories await.

The next weekly site update is tomorrow, 17 May. In the meantime, have fun exploring, and thanks for visiting the site.

Weekly Update #226: 10 May 2025

This week’s offering from me is a new installment of the Patreoncommissioned story “The Four Ds.” Plus, lots more fresh content from our amazing contributors. Dig in and see what you like, and remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories posted or updated in May 2020; check that out if you missed it. Deep gratitude to my Patreonites for making what I do possible. If you have a story about men that are more than ordinary, I’d love it if you shared it with us.

The next update is a week hence, on 17 May. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!