TransformiMate: Product presentation

by Cockatrice

 TransformiLabs unveils their latest transformation device: The TransformiMate. A product presentation you don’t want to miss!

Added: Sep 2022 Updated: 22 Oct 2022 10,247 words 2,388 views 5.0 stars (4 votes)

Disclaimer

This story is quite literally focusing entirely on transformation, especially the more bizarre kind. If that is not your cup of tea, I’m afraid there is not much else to it. If you are still interested, feel free to give it a read.

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Introduction

[The scene takes place in a large hall, like those used at conventions. The stage is currently empty, while the audience waits for the presentation to begin. The audience is composed entirely of men. Most are dressed somewhat formally since the presentation itself is exclusive to business partners and journalists and only broadcast to the public. Eventually Tony, a man in a dark gray tuxedo with a bowtie, possibly around 30, enters the stage.]

TONY
Gentlemen, I welcome you all to this wonderful evening. Today we from TransformiLabs are going to present our latest product: The TransformiMate.

It is definitely something you don’t want to miss out on, because the TransformiMate will revolutionize transformation. You could say it ‘transforms’ transformation. [audience chuckles]

So, welcome to this evening’s product presentation by TransformiLabs. I am Tony and today I am your host.


A Lot of Ado

TONY
Now, before we actually dive right into the presentation itself, I want to give a quick introduction of transformation and its perks. While I am sure most of you already know all about transformation and want to get to the fun part, we do expect a sizable portion of the audience to not be familiar with transformation yet. Which is fine, of course. That’s exactly why I am here and give this introduction.

So, what is transformation? To put it simply, transformation is the change, rearrangement or modification of the human body into a new configuration, shape or form.

There are currently seven different categories of transformation, although I will go into more detail what each category does when we get to showcasing them.

But for now, let’s say that transformation could grow you new body parts, change existing body parts into others, make them disappear, etc. There’s quite a lot of different possibilities.

One thing I want to mention is: All body parts are human. We cannot change or add a body part that is of animal origin, or an inanimate object, like a fleshlight.

Now, as for the benefits. You see, when the human body is transformed it is very common for anatomy to change so drastically that the body could not work under natural circumstances. If the head disappears, various vital organs are gone.

This is where meta space comes in. When a person gets transformed, we will ‘store’—or maybe it’s more accurate to say ‘outsource’—that person’s body processes and consciousness into meta space. By doing that the transformee gets rid of the need to maintain their body in the traditional fashion. You will no longer need to eat, drink or even breathe and your body will not produce any waste products.

As all body processes will be located in meta space, this also means you cannot get sick anymore and, probably most noteworthy, you will stop aging.

[Tony scans audience]

I see some necks crane up at that last point. So, I assume we do have quite a few people here who are new to the whole transformation business. But yes, that is indeed one of the more, let’s call it, ‘motivating’ perks of transformation.

A common concern at this point is ‘What happens if meta space breaks down. Nothing lasts forever, after all.’ And the answer is… meta space kinda does. You see, despite its name, time and space do not exist in meta space. Everything we put there will always exist—and will always have existed—in it. Try not to wrap your head around it, I heard even physicists get headaches from that. [audience chuckles] The point is, that we can quite literally guarantee you that everything related to meta space is absolutely safe. The only thing you do have to worry about is the heat death of our own universe, but that’s still a ways off.

Now, why haven’t more people actually undergone a transformation? Well, the answer is probably a little bit more complex, but we at TransformiLabs have found that the most common reason given for canceled appointments was: No time.

You see, up until now, getting transformed was a very involved process. It could only be done on site, using these enormous machines. So you need to make an appointment, set aside an entire day to visit the transformation clinic, and then when you are done, you actually have to learn how to use your new body, depending on the changes.

But that is now a thing of the past.


The TransformiMate

[Tony produces a small hand-sized device, looking roughly like a simple TV remote, but with a screen]

TONY
Enter the TransformiMate.

Yes, you see right, thanks to meta space this small device can do everything our room-sized transformation machines can do, except better. You can transform yourself, or your friends, on the fly. No wait time. No appointments. You simply just go through the easy-to-navigate menus and pick what you want and with a simple button press, there is your new body.

And even better, the TransformiMate utilizes a new algorithm that automatically rewires your nerves so you can use your new body as if you had always had it, no more awkward fumbling around and learning how to walk.

Although, for everyone who actually likes that aspect of transformation, there is an option to turn that off.

By the way, important disclaimer: As before, all transformations done with the TransformiMate are permanent and cannot be undone, so choose carefully. Having that said, we have vanishingly few complaints and the few that we have are more along the lines of ‘I actually wanted something else, but this is good too.’ so make of that what you will.

Speaking of choosing carefully though, the TransformiMate uses the same business model as we have done for our transformation clinics. This means the price depends on how accurate you want to have it. The entirely free option is three transformations, completely at random. You simply sign up for it on our website and then you’ll receive your very own TransformiMate in the mail a few days later free of charge.

Then, once you have your TransformiMate, depending on how far you want to narrow it down, it gets increasingly more expensive. If you want to exclude one category you don’t like, that’s only going to be about fifty bucks, but if you want to have one specific transformation, the costs could—depending on how rare the transformation is otherwise—go into the thousands or tens of thousands. The current most expensive transformation, which will make its debut here today, is just short of one hundred thousand.

Note that you can pick different pricing options each time. If your friend wants the random experience, they can get it for free, but if you have your sights set on a specific transformation, then you can choose that for yourself. The pricing is not per device, but per usage.

For those wondering, the entire pricing system is our compromise with the various governments to maintain our monopoly. Understandably they do not want an unregulated transformation market. Nobody wants to repeat the Great Change. But in return we have to offer a free transformation option.

Now that we have heard about the perks and the process of how to get transformed, we still haven’t yet answered the question why anyone would want to do that. Especially since it’s permanent, this is going to be a pretty big decision, even with all the perks attached.

And while I cannot answer this question, we have invited eight guests today who can, or at least who can provide their own reasoning. You see, the thing is that the detailed reason is different for everyone, so we hope that among our 8 guests, one or two of them will resonate with you and help you come to a decision.

We also know that many of you are people in high paying jobs, CEOs, managers. And you may be worried about transformation affecting your job performance. ‘How will I do my job if my arms turn into cocks?’ or ‘Will business partners think twice before making a business deal with someone who has four legs?’

So we went a step further and instead of simply dragging 8 test subjects on stage, each of our guests today is a CEO of their own—successful—company. We hope that this will allay any fears for your career should you choose to get transformed.


Some More Ado

TONY
One last thing, before we dive into the presentation proper: You should have a form in front of you. If you are interested, fill it out—it shouldn’t take more than a minute—and from all participants, one will be chosen who will receive a free transformation at the end of the show.

We will not tell you what this transformation will be, so it’s a surprise, but it is not random. Instead it will be handpicked. So if you like that idea, feel free to fill out the form and maybe I’ll see you on stage at the end of the show.

But now without any further ado, let us meet our first guest, Cole.


Cole

[A man, likely around 30, dressed in a gray suit with a dark blue necktie enters the stage.]

TONY
Cole, thank you for coming.

COLE
Thank you for having me.

TONY
Cole. I’m pretty sure many people here already know you, but for all the viewers out there, tell us a little bit about yourself.

COLE
Well, I’m the CEO of Viridia Design, a visual media design company. Our main focus nowadays is creating logos, but we also design advertisements or special fonts. Basically, if you need something visual to be designed, we’re doing that.

TONY
All right, Cole, when we were gathering candidates to present the TransformiMate today, you chose Part-Change. [Tony turns to the audience] Part-Change is the first of the seven transformation categories, well, the first we are presenting at any rate. As the name implies, Part-Change transformations change a body part, or parts, into something else. The arms could turn into cocks, the pecs could turn into a butt. Stuff like that. [Tony turns to Cole again] Cole, is there any particular reason why you chose Part-Change over the other transformations?

COLE
I mean, I’m a designer, that’s how I started out before I became a CEO of a multi-million company. And as a designer, you know that sometimes you have to redesign your work, or someone else’s. I like to say that a designer is mainly a re-designer, because original designs are rare. Even if you do something new, often you take inspiration from elsewhere. The most useful skill for a designer to have is to take something that exists and spin it into something new.

Additionally, time marches on and so do trends. So you don’t really get around to redesigning. And, well, I just apply the same principle to myself.

TONY
So you’re looking to redesign yourself?

COLE
I guess that’s a way to put it, yeah.

TONY
However, the thing is that these changes are permanent. How do you want to keep redesigning yourself in the future?

COLE
I mean, there’s more ways to redesign yourself than transformation. People have done it all the time before it was a thing. I’ll manage.

TONY
All right, Cole, as with most transformees today, you will receive three transformations. They are largely random, but we decided to have one guaranteed transformation changing a body part into a cock and one changing a body part into a butt. And the third could be anything.

COLE
Sounds good to me.

TONY
Very well. Cole, are you ready for your first transformation?

COLE
Sure am!

TONY
Then here we go. [Tony begins typing on the TransformiMate] I will actually use the TransformiMate for all transformations today to show that all the things we show here can easily be done with it.

All right, I’m done. Three. Two. One.

[Cole’s hands seemingly grow and elongate, quickly reforming into a foot at the end of each arm.]

TONY
As you can see, Cole’s hands turned into feet. We call this particular transformation ‘wrist feet’.

[Cole holds up his hands/feet so the cameras and audience can get a better look.]

COLE
I’m glad I got some hands-on experience while I still could. [audience laughs]

TONY
Normally, a transformation will also change the clothes to match the transformation. However, since people are a little bit split on wrist feet—some people prefer them naked, others like wearing shoes on them—we decided to not do anything here. However, we did get your measurements before, because we knew this could happen, so if you want, we could put on some shoes on your wrist feet.

COLE
I would actually like that, yeah.

TONY
All right then. [Tony waves to the backstage, from where two men arrive, each carrying a sock and dress shoe, matching the ones Cole is already wearing. The two begin putting on the socks and shoes on Cole’s wrist feet. After they are done and are leaving the stage, Cole inspects his wrist feet.]

COLE
Now this is actually nice. It really looks like feet now. Before it was like my hands were just weirdly shaped. Does that make sense?

TONY
I guess now it’s a bit more obvious they’re feet?

COLE
Yes, exactly. I love that. Why get transformed if you don’t want to show it? If my hands are feet, I want to treat them as such.

TONY
Makes sense to me. Anyway, Cole, that was basically your wildcard, as the change didn’t result in either a cock or a butt. Which means that the next two changes will be, well, that.

COLE
Sounds good.

TONY
Well then, Cole, are you ready for your second Part-Change?

COLE
Yes.

TONY
Here it goes. Three. Two. One.

[Cole’s crotch seemingly begins to swell until it settles into two mounds side by side stretching the fabric of his suit pants, which now have the same structure in the front as the butt of his pants, including back pockets.]

TONY
Now, I don’t know how easy it is to see on the monitors, but Cole’s crotch has just turned into a butt.

[Cole turns side-ways to show off his two butts in the front and back.]

COLE
Now this is cool, actually.

TONY
You prefer having a butt over a crotch?

COLE
I mean, I’ll get a guaranteed cock with my third transformation, right? And I’ve always been a butt guy, so I can appreciate this. Excuse my French, but double derriere, what’s not to like?

TONY
Hah. All right. That means you have one more transformation. Are you ready?

COLE
Yes, let’s do this.

TONY
All right. Three. Two. One.

[Cole’s nose elongates into a slightly curved tube protruding from his face, finally settling into an erect cock, complete with glans.]

TONY
And that, gentlemen, is a cocknose, although technically speaking it’s only a cock where the nose used to be. You can’t use it as a nose.

COLE
I can actually feel it throbbing.

TONY
That means it’s working! [audience laughs]

COLE
I think this is actually going to be really fun.

TONY
I’ll take it you will enjoy your new body?

COLE
Greatly, yes.

TONY
Okay, but before you leave, let me ask you one question.

COLE
Sure.

TONY
Do you think your changes will negatively affect your work performance?

COLE
[laughs] No, I don’t think it will. Typing will be a bit more annoying now, but what are toes but stubby fingers? At any rate, as the CEO I mostly do administrative work anyway, being in meetings, having calls with business partners. And when I really need something to be done, I have my assistants, so really, this should not affect my work at all.

TONY
Well then, thanks for being here, and we will see you at the end of the show!

COLE
Sure. [Cole waves his wrist feet as he leaves for the backstage area]

TONY
Part-Change, an interesting way to bring some fresh air into your life. One round of applause for Cole please.

[applause]

At any rate, now it’s time to meet our next guest. Let’s welcome Jacob.


Jacob

[Another man, Jacob, dressed in a black suit, with a gray necktie, enters the stage. His age is around 30.]

TONY
Jacob, thanks for coming.

JACOB
Good evening.

TONY
Jacob, you’re also a CEO. Tell us about yourself.

JACOB
Of course. I’m the CEO of Tisne. We make everything from rings to necklaces, even piercings. We recently partnered with a watchmaker as well. Basically, everything that isn’t clothing but makes the man, we sell it.

TONY
Thank you. Now, you have picked Extras as your transformation category.

[turns to audience]

Extras is pretty straight forward. Basically, it grows new body parts. It is in a lot of ways very similar to Part-Change and sometimes the distinction is a bit fuzzy, but ultimately, in an Extras transformation you won’t lose any existing body parts.

[back to JACOB]

TONY
Before we start, I would like to ask why you chose Extras.

JACOB
That’s a good question, actually. [thinks for a moment] Mmh, I’ve always had some latent interest in transformation ever since I heard about it but it wasn’t big enough to actually make the decision. I guess what won me over in the end were the perks, which you outlined earlier. Umm, the thing is that I didn’t want to lose any body parts or have them changed into something else, so Extras was the only real option for me, but between the price for choosing only one category and the whole transformation process, I guess I just put it off time and time again. Then I heard about this… thing where you were looking for people to help presenting the newest product with a category of their choice, and I jumped at the chance. And now I’m here.

TONY
Hah, all right. As for your transformations: Just as we did with Cole, we will do one guaranteed butt and one guaranteed cock, and the third transformation will be a wildcard, although the transformations can happen in any order.

JACOB
Sounds good.

TONY
All right then. Jacob, are you ready for your first transformation?

JACOB
Absolutely.

TONY
Then here it goes. Three. Two. One.

[Jacob’s frame seems to swell, the chest expanding and the arms and legs becoming thicker. After only a second, it is clear Jacob has become much more muscular, on the level of a bodybuilder. The clothes meanwhile remain intact, having grown together with the muscle mass, albeit stretched taut.]

JACOB
Looks like all my time in the gym has finally paid off. [audience laughs]

TONY
Okay, so, you got your wildcard on the first try, just like Cole, interesting. [to audience] This is one of the less straightforward Extras transformations, because it doesn’t grow a new body part, but instead grows an existing body part… bigger. There’s multiple, some for specific parts, but this is basically the full body version, growing all muscles. [to Jacob] This is technically a bit of a change, I suppose, but do you like it?

JACOB
[flexes arms to investigate his new muscles] Yeah, it’s basically a bit of a change, true, but it doesn’t transform anything into something else, which is what I wanted to avoid, so it’s all fine. I’ll take it.

TONY
Great. That means the next two transformations will be an extra cock and butt. Are you ready for your second?

JACOB
Yes.

TONY
All right. Three. Two. One.

[Within a second, Jacob’s legs split into three, leaving him with three legs side by side]

TONY
…Or that happens.

JACOB
So, does that count as an extra butt or cock?

TONY
Both, actually. If you turn around, [Jacob turns around to show off a butt with three cheeks] you have an additional butt as well, or at least an additional hole and cheek. The middle cheek is shared.

JACOB
[Jacob turns back around] Now that’s pretty awesome. Two for one.

TONY
By the way, because I know we’ll get a lot of questions about that: The middle leg is neither a left nor a right leg, but, well, a middle leg. We can’t see it right now, but the foot is symmetrical with a big toe in the middle and two toes on either side.

JACOB
Even the shoe looks different.

TONY
Yeah, a transformation will usually provide proper clothing as well.

JACOB
Now I need to buy my shoes in triplets…

TONY
That’s a very good point I forgot to mention earlier with Cole’s pants: For those who don’t know, TransformiLabs has a clothing shop where you can buy any clothes for any type of transformation in any size at the standard retail price of the unmodified clothes. We even offer modifications to existing clothing, which is free to everyone who has undergone a paid transformation. Otherwise, there will be a fee. [turns to Jacob] Back to Jacob, you got very lucky with that transformation as you got both a cock and a butt in one, which means your third transformation will be another wildcard.

JACOB
Guess today is my lucky day. [audience chuckles]

TONY
Right, are you ready?

JACOB
Yes.

TONY
Then here we go. Three. Two. One.

[A cock grows from Jacob’s throat, complete with a pair of balls below.]

JACOB
[Feels the cock with one arm.] What is that? It feels like—

TONY
A cock, with a complete set hanging from your throat.

JACOB
Oh, it’s like an in-built necktie.

TONY
I guess that’s one way of looking at it. Do you like it?

JACOB
It’s certainly something new. Can make for some interesting positions in the bedroom. [audience chuckles]

TONY
That I can imagine. But let me ask you: Do you think your transformations will negatively affect your work performance?

JACOB
No, I doubt it. I still got everything I need, which is precisely why I picked Extras in the first place, so I think I’m good. I may need to get a new chair though, one that’s a bit wider.

TONY
Hah, that’s true, yeah. Anyway, thanks for coming and we’ll see you again at the end of the show.

JACOB
See you later! [Jacob flexes his arms towards the audience as he leaves for the backstage area.]

TONY
Thanks to Jacob for being a little bit extra. [audience laughs and applauds]

Before we move to the next candidate, I want to take this opportunity to mention that we only restrict each candidate to one transformation category for presentation purposes. Naturally you are free to mix and match as you like with your own transformations. The free version will draw randomly from the whole pool anyway.

The only transformation exempt from this is conjoinment, as you can select and unselect it for free.

And speaking of which—as in ‘conjoinment’, not ‘free’—that brings us to our next guests. Let’s meet Ben and Francis!


Ben and Francis

[Two men enter the stage, each, again, around the age of 30. Both are wearing tuxedos, one dark blue, the other black. Each has a black bowtie.]

TONY
Welcome, gentlemen. [Gestures to the man in the dark blue tuxedo] Ben.

BEN
Good evening.

TONY
[To man in black tuxedo] And Francis.

FRANCIS
Hello.

TONY
I see you two dressed yourself for… An occasion.

FRANCIS
Well, we decided on Black Tie today, because… Well it goes a bit into the whole thing, the transformation and all.

BEN
It’s all connected… Conjoined? Anyone?

FRANCIS
There was an attempt. [Audience laughs]

TONY
First things first, tell us a little bit about yourselves.

BEN
We’re Co-CEOs running a wedding planner company ‘EfBee Weddings’. Ef and Bee being our initials—

FRANCIS
My suggestion was Beef Weddings, but our marketing team didn’t like that, for some reason. [audience laughs]

BEN
The thing is that we recently merged our own separate companies. And you can probably already tell that it might have something to do with why we chose conjoinment.

TONY
All right, before we cover that in more detail, let’s go over Conjoinment itself. [to audience] Conjoinment is basically the merging of two or more men into one body. Each will retain their own consciousness, so the minds are not merged. There are two different types of conjoinment: Equal-conjoinment and host-conjoinment.

In an equal-conjoinment, both parties are equally in control of the body. These types of conjoinments are always symmetrical and depending on body part or conjoinment, each conjoinee has control over their own part, or they have shared control over a certain body part. In a two-headed conjoinment, for example, both parties can only control their own arm, but each can control the entire lower body.

In a host-conjoinment, on the other hand, one person becomes the host, and then the conjoinee gets merged into the host. The scale is different per conjoinee. In some, the conjoinee ends up as just a face on the host’s body, but there is also one host-conjoinment where the conjoinee has their entire upper body attached to the host. Naturally in a host-conjoinment, only the host has control over their body, and the conjoinee can only control their own body parts.

Okay, now back to you two, Ben and Francis. Please enlighten us, why did you choose Conjoinment?

BEN
As I said before, we recently merged our two companies and we decided to stay Co-CEOs. Unfortunately, having two CEOs in the same company, well—

FRANCIS
There’s some additional taxes you have to pay in that case.

BEN
Exactly, and that’s why we consulted some legal advisors and asked if the taxes would apply if we shared the same body. And interestingly enough, they wouldn’t.

FRANCIS
So we decided to get conjoined. And since we’re running a wedding planner company we decided to wear tuxedos, because it’s like a marriage.

BEN
A business marriage.

FRANCIS
Something like that.

BEN
The joke has layers. [audience chuckles]

TONY
All right, you two specifically asked for an equal conjoinment.

FRANCIS
Yes.

BEN
It’s just, that the whole reason we wanted to stay CEOs was that both of us still have equal say in everything. And we think if one of us ends up the host, then they would likely also take over most business decisions.

TONY
Makes sense. Now, since it’s not really possible to do multiple conjoinments, unless I guess you have more than two conjoinees, which we don’t, there will only be one transformation for you.

FRANCIS
That’s how it is, sure.

TONY
All right then. Ben, Francis, do you take each other as your Co-CEO, to work together during good times and bad, to attend the same meetings, [audience begins to chuckle] to share the same office and to analyze yearly figures together until, well, forever.

FRANCIS
I do.

BEN
Yes.

TONY
Then hereby I declare you two conjoinee and conjoinee.

[There is a flash of light and the silhouettes of both men can be seen reshaping. When the light disappears after a second, both men have merged into two lower bodies merged at the hip, facing each other, but bent forward, so that the hip stumps are conjoined. The lower half closer to the audience is wearing dark blue pants, while the one in the back is wearing black pants. From the upper part of each butt a head is attached by a short neck, facing the same direction as the butt, outwards. The necks still have a white collar and a bowtie.]

TONY
And that, gentlemen, is what we call a reverse king conjoinment. Reverse, because the regular king conjoinment would be two upper bodies, instead of lower ones, similar to how kings are portrayed on playing cards.

BEN
[Looking down at his butt and inspecting the rest of his body] So much for wearing a tuxedo.

TONY
How do you two like it?

BEN
I think it’s kind of neat. Francis what do you think?

FRANCIS
I—actually, can we turn a little bit?

BEN
Sure. [The conjoined pair rotates their body a bit so that they stand sideways to the audience.]

FRANCIS
This is certainly not what I expected, but I’m not hating it. [He looks down and wiggles his butt.] It certainly brings the best out in me.

TONY
All right, I hope you two enjoy your new shared body, but let me ask you one question before you leave. Do you think this will negatively affect your work performance?

BEN
Well, it certainly means some rearranging of the schedule, we can’t really split meetings between us anymore, but that was to be expected anyway.

FRANCIS
No arms means we need to make more use of our assistants, but that’s not a big deal.

BEN
Yeah, I think we’ll manage just fine.

TONY
Well, in that case, I congratulate you two and we’ll see you at the end of the show.

BEN
Ciao.

FRANCIS
Bye.

BEN
Who goes first?

FRANCIS
You go first, and I follow right behind. [Francis winks at audience as the merged due leaves for the backstage area]

TONY
A big applause for Ben and Francis who take teamwork to the next level.

[applause]


Break

TONY
And now, before we move on to the next candidates, we’ll have a short break of ten minutes, so grab those refreshments, maybe some snacks or fresh air, whatever you feel like.

I also want to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the raffle. Remember, the winner of the raffle gets a free surprise transformation at the end of the show. If you feel adventurous or just really love free stuff, don’t miss out on it. Filling out the form really only takes a minute.

Otherwise, I’ll see you in ten minutes here at the TransformiMate product presentation by TransformiLabs. I am Tony and today I am your host.

Reintroduction

TONY
Welcome back to tonight’s product presentation.

For those at home who have tuned in during the break, tonight, we from TransformiLabs are presenting our newest device, the TransformiMate.

[Tony holds TransformiMate into camera] The TransformiMate revolutionizes transformation as you can now do it anywhere, anytime you want.

We have already showcased three of the seven transformation categories, but four more categories remain. Which brings us to our next guest.

But before we do that, I want to quickly remind the audience of our raffle. Remember, the winner gets a free, handpicked transformation at the end of the show. If you like surprises I really don’t think you want to miss out on this one.

But now, let’s welcome our next guest, Spencer!


Spencer

[A serious looking man in a dark blue pin-striped suit and a blue necktie appears on stage. His age is probably early thirties.]

TONY
Spencer, thanks for coming.

SPENCER
Good evening.

TONY
For those who tuned in recently, all of our guests tonight that we invited are CEOs, which includes Spencer. Why don’t you introduce yourself?

SPENCER
Sure. I own my own business broker company called Empor.

TONY
You work as a business broker?

SPENCER
Yes.

TONY
I’m fairly sure most here in the audience know what a business broker is, but for our viewers at home, what does a business broker do?

SPENCER
So, when a company wants to sell… itself. Or rather, the stakeholders want to sell the company, or specific rights, but don’t know yet to whom, then they need to find an interested party. Ideally you want two, so they outbid each other. That is the first service we provide. The second service comes when a seller and a buyer have found each other and are negotiating the terms. Usually they do that between the two of them, but frequently enough they require a mediator, which is where we step in.

TONY
And there’s enough demand for that to finance an entire company?

SPENCER
We’re not a very big company, it’s true, although it is in part because we focus on few high quality clients over quantity. Many business brokers focus on the connecting task, bringing buyer and seller together, because that directly brings in the money, but I think the mediation part is a lot more sustainable in the long run, because a good service in that area means your clients will return.

Nevertheless, business brokering is a much bigger thing than the mainstream is aware of. Especially in our modern digital age some companies specialize in creating companies or franchises just to sell them off. Companies can be as much a product as anything these days.

TONY
Interesting, thanks for the insight. But now back to our presentation. You picked Detachment.

[to audience]

Detachment is fairly straightforward. This type of transformation detaches body parts from the body, though the transformee remains in control of them. There are two types of detachment: Blank and slotted, but we will go through both during our presentation.

[back to Spencer]

Spencer, tell us why you picked Detachment.

SPENCER
Yeah, there’s actually a good reason for that. As I already said, I take the mediation part very seriously and my clients have come to expect a certain quality from me. I tend to my high profile clients personally and I can’t just stop that. However, the company has grown quite a bit in the past years, so what do I do, right? So I was thinking, what if there was more of me to go around?

And then it hit me.

What IF there was more of me to go around? Like, pieces of me? And yeah, that’s why I chose Detachment.

TONY
All right. You actually made a very specific request for your transformations, so the whole presentation won’t be much of a surprise to you, although there are some random elements. One thing that I want to mention though, is that you have requested two transformations, but we will do three. One of them will be overwritten by a follow-up transformation. We’re just doing that to showcase the blank detachment.

SPENCER
Sounds good to me.

TONY
Excellent, then, shall we start with your first detachment?

SPENCER
I am ready.

TONY
Great, then please get seated, because Detachment can be tricky, even with the TransformiMate’s new functions.

[Spencer sits down]

Three. Two. One.

SPENCER
[feels his midsection] Feels like… [Spencer pushes against the chair’s fabric, which lifts up his upper body, sliding backwards against the armrest. The stump reveals naked skin.] Yeah. [Spencer’s lower body stands up and walks around]

TONY
This is what we call a blank detachment. As you notice, the stump on both ends is covered with smooth skin. Spencer can still control his lower body. How is it, Spencer?

SPENCER
Interesting. But I’m not sure I’m big on the blank stump.

TONY
Fair enough. As I said it was merely for demonstration purposes, because next we will override the blank stump with a slotted stump. Are you ready?

SPENCER
Yes.

TONY
Three. Two. One.

[The stumps on Spencer’s lower body and upper body change, the lower body now sports a cock standing erect on the stump, while the upper body’s stump has an asshole in the middle.]

SPENCER
[feels asshole on the bottom of his torso] Now that’s more like it.

TONY
This is called a slotted detachment, because, well, the transformee can slot themselves back in, using the cock and the hole. Where a blank detachment does not allow the transformee to reattach their body parts, this is possible with slotted detachment, effectively becoming modular. Note that both the cock and the asshole on the stumps are fully functional.

SPENCER
Yeah, my clients are going to have a lot of fun with these.

TONY
Before we’re going into detail into how you’re planning to use your new body, let’s finish up this transformation, shall we?

SPENCER
Yes, let’s do it.

TONY
All right. Three. Two. One.

SPENCER
[Brings hands to neck] Mmh, this feels good. [Begins pulling on head, slowly lifting it up, until it slides out of the cock that’s positioned between his shoulders. Spencer tilts his head to look down] Ah yeah, jackpot!

TONY
Why do you say that?

SPENCER
I was hoping to get the asshole on my head stump. This way I can negotiate with my clients while they use me. My mouth is free and I can look them in the face. Neither would be possible if my head stump had the cock instead. This is all I wanted.

TONY
Well, I’m glad you like it. You said you wanted more pieces of yourself for mediation. How exactly is a lower body and a torso going to help with this?

SPENCER
Well, obviously for proper mediation and negotiation I will always need my head. I will not be able to talk to all of my clients at the same time, but they want to be tended to just the same. And my torso and lower body can do just that. I think I will mainly use them for parties that I believe will be able to iron out things between themselves. You wouldn’t believe how well business meetings work if people are fucking.

TONY
Well, I actually do. Transformation is becoming increasingly popular among the executive world for that reason. Anyway, Spencer, I take it I don’t need to ask whether this affects your work performance?

SPENCER
No, I don’t think so. As I said, I specifically requested this to improve my work performance.

TONY
All right. Then I have to ask you to reassemble yourself and I’ll see you at the end of the show.

SPENCER
Of course. [Spencer slides his head back onto his cock on his torso, moaning a little bit, as his lower body walks over. He then heaves his upper body off the seat and slots it onto the lower body, moaning again.] Man, putting myself together feels like fucking myself.

TONY
Gentlemen, a round of applause for Spencer, who puts the part in party.

[audience applauds but groans can be heard as well, as Spencer disappears offstage]

Come on, it was a good one. It was a good one. I have to come up with these on the fly. You’re lucky I already filter out all the bad ones in my head. You’re getting the curated experience.

[audience laughs]

Anyway, no time to waste, let’s move to our next guest, Quinton.


Quinton

[A man in a gray suit, wearing a gray necktie enters the stage. His age is around 30, possibly late twenties.]

TONY
Quinton, thanks for coming.

QUINTON
Thank you for inviting me.

TONY
Quinton, tell us a little bit about yourself.

QUINTON
Yeah, well, I’m Quinton, and I run my own company called Trelludo. We specialize in what we call game-adjacent software. Basically, software that supports or augments a game experience beyond the actual game itself, such as launchers and modding tools. We also provide frameworks for game developers to use, like chatroom functionality, etc.

TONY
All right, you chose Rearrangement for your transformation.

[to audience]

Rearrangement is the, well, rearrangement of the body into a different configuration. There are two categories. Swaps exchange the position of two body parts, while rotations change the orientation of a body part.

[back to Quinton]

Quinton, can you tell us why you chose Rearrangement?

QUINTON
Umm, [let’s out a heavy breath as if thinking] no. [laughs] But seriously, umm, I don’t really have a special story to tell how this transformation lets me do my job better or why it would be thematically appropriate. I just like transformation, sorry. [laughs again] And I really like Rearrangement, so I decided to go for that.

TONY
That’s fine. After all, part of the reason you were all invited was to show that Transformation and career are not mutually exclusive. If it was always complimentary, we wouldn’t need to convince anyone.

Anyway, Quinton, because there are two categories of Rearrangement and it’s often fairly involved, you will only get two transformations: One guaranteed swap and one guaranteed rotation, although they could be in any order.

QUINTON
Sounds good.

TONY
Excellent, then shall we start?

QUINTON
Yes, please.

TONY
Then here it goes. Three. Two. One.

[Within a second, Quinton’s head gets pulled into his body and emerges again from his crotch.]

TONY
And this is what we call a crotchhead.

QUINTON
Now this is a new vantage point…

TONY
This particular rearrangement is considered a swap, but it’s actually a special case. As you can see, his head did not really switch places with his crotch, as there is nothing between his shoulders. Instead his head merged into his crotch.

QUINTON
Wait, that- does that mean- [feels his head] Oh wow, this feels good.

TONY
Exactly, your head now feels -and operates- as a cock. This also means you will ejaculate out of your mouth when you orgasm.

QUINTON
Oh wow, that’s… That’s kind of interesting. But, I’m ready for my second transformation.

TONY
Right. Since you had a swap just now, your second rearrangement will be a rotation. Ready?

QUINTON
Yes.

TONY
Three. Two. One.

[This time it’s hard to tell that a transformation is happening, though the upper torso reshapes somewhat. The most visible change is that the suit jacket closes up at the front.]

TONY
All right, I suppose it’s really difficult to see right now. Quinton, can you turn around a bit?

[Quinton turns around, enough to see his back where the suit jacket now looks like it did in the front, with a necktie and all.]

TONY
So, what actually happened is that Quinton’s upper torso flipped front to back, except for his arms. It’s not just his suit of course. His pecs and belly are now in his back.

QUINTON
[Feels his back, which now looks like his front, with his arms.] Well, getting dressed in the morning will be a bit more difficult now.

TONY
That I can imagine. Better learn how to blind tie a necktie.

QUINTON
Heh.

TONY
And how do you like your new body otherwise?

QUINTON
It’s good. I like it. Having your head on your crotch definitely allows for some fun and a flipped torso is ‘rearranged’ enough without being too obtrusive in daily life. Overall, I would give this three stars. [laughs]

TONY
Why thank you, but before you leave, let me ask you the question of questions: Do you think this transformation will negatively affect your work performance?

QUINTON
No. The biggest inconvenience is my head being down here, but it’s not a big deal. I’ll manage just fine.

TONY
Well then, thank you and we’ll see you at the end of the show.

QUINTON
Thanks.

TONY
A round of applause for Quinton, who decided to shake things up a little. [Quinton disappears behind the stage]

And now, let’s meet our next guest, Marcos!


Marcos

[A man dressed in a dark blue suit enters the stage. The jacket is unbuttoned and the tie is dark blue with red stripes. He looks to be in his early thirties.]

TONY
Marcos, thank you for coming.

MARCOS
It’s good to be here.

TONY
I can tell you are excited.

MARCOS
I mean, yes, but that’s also just who I am.

TONY
That’s a very good point, maybe introduce yourself a little.

MARCOS
With pleasure. So, I’m Marcos and I run my own business as a life coach. In a nutshell, I don’t teach people how to be happy.

TONY
[Short pause] Ok, I’ll bite. You don’t teach people how to be happy?

MARCOS
No, because happiness is a fleeting emotion. Contentment is not. And I teach people how to be content over being happy.

TONY
All right, back to transformation. You have chosen Reduction as your category.

[to audience]

Reduction is fairly simple: It’s the removal of body parts. It should go without saying that there are no ill effects to any sort of detachment. In addition, sight and hearing will always be preserved, in any circumstance, even if the transformee loses his head.

[back to Marcos]

Marcos, tell us, why did you pick Reduction. It seems an odd choice.

MARCOS
Maybe, but the reason is that I have a number of maxims I follow, and teach. One of them is ‘Less is more.’ This does not mean you have to turn to an ascetic life, but there is power in getting rid of something you don’t need or use. It is freeing.

TONY
And that applies to parts of your body.

MARCOS
Well, [laughs] it’s a bit more complicated than that. It’s also in parts a bit of self-advertisement going on. But in general yes, it’s a literal interpretation of the less-is-more maxim.

TONY
Very well. Reduction is a very special case, so we will do a slightly different approach. Instead of enforcing a number of reductions, we will instead attempt three, but if a reduction cannot happen, it will ‘fizzle out’ and not be replaced by another one. This means it’s theoretically possible you’ll lose only one body part-

MARCOS
I don’t lose it, I let go of it. [laughs]

TONY
All right. Or it could happen you get reduced to, say, only your head.

MARCOS
So everything is possible. Exciting!

TONY
That’s right, are you ready for the first reduction?

MARCOS
You know it.

TONY
Here it goes. Three. Two. One.

[Marcos’s body below his neck shrinks until only his head is left. From his neck stump grow eight squirming tentacles tipped with a cockhead each. Marcos is still wearing his shirt’s collar and necktie.]

TONY
What’s going on tonight? I feel like the algorithm is spitting out only special cases.

MARCOS
[Looking at one of his cock tentacles in front of his face.] Not that I’m complaining.

TONY
This, gentlemen, is literally the only reduction that’s a little bit more than a reduction and Marcos gets it on his first try. We call this a head cocktopus, because Marcos has been reduced to only his head with eight cock tentacles growing from his neck stump. In the center of his neck stump,which we can’t see right now is an asshole.

MARCOS
[Moves one of his cock tentacles to the bottom of his neck stump] Oh yeah, holy moly. I’m like a full set, cocks, ass and mouth and not much else. Basically all the essentials. [audience laughs]

TONY
Normally we would do two more transformation attempts now, but there are none that would go through, since you’re already a head. So I guess we can call it done here.

MARCOS
I see.

TONY
Isn’t this the perfect expression of ‘Less is more’?

MARCOS
It really is. I hardly could have planned it better myself.

TONY
I take it you like it?

MARCOS
I love it! This is amazing. And I can still easily do my job. Would have been much harder if my head had disappeared or something.

TONY
Well that actually brings me to my question I ask everyone: Do you think this will negatively affect your work performance?

MARCOS
No, not at all. In fact, this might even open up new opportunities. I could mail myself in a box to a new client to the other end of the world. And with eight cocks and two holes I wouldn’t even get bored.

TONY
All right then. Marcos. Thank you for being here.

MARCOS
Thank you for the transformation!

TONY
No problem. And I guess we’ll see you at the end of the show.

One big applause for Marcos, who showed us that being less of a man does not mean you are less of a man!

[Marcos waves with one of his tentacles to the audience before slithering off stage.]

And now, let’s meet our final invited guest tonight. Let’s welcome Ryan!


Ryan

[A man in a black suit and black necktie enters the stage. His age seems to be late thirties, possibly early forties.]

TONY
Ryan, welcome. I hope you had a good evening so far.

RYAN
It’s been an interesting watch.

TONY
That I can believe, yeah. Anyway, I assume almost everyone in the audience knows you, or at least your company, based on how everyone is dressed, but for the audience at home, maybe introduce yourself a little.

RYAN
Of course. I am Ryan, founder and owner of Nero Apparel. We make high quality suits, tuxedos, anything and everything formal.

TONY
All right, Ryan, your transformation will be very special, because it actually makes its debut tonight. You will be the first person who is not a test subject to undergo this transformation. And not only that, but you also suggested this particular transformation to us, which prompted us to actually make it and add it to the catalog.

Before we go into all that however, let me briefly outline the category. Ryan here chose Bodymorph, which is fundamentally very similar to Part-Change. In fact, both used to be one category before we decided to split it up. The difference is that Bodymorph changes more than just a single body part, but actually changes most of the body. For that reason we will also only do one transformation for Ryan.

Ryan, I guess in your case you didn’t specifically choose a category, but can you tell us what made you come up with this transformation?

RYAN
I mean, I could, but that would spoil the transformation, right?

TONY
Oh, you want to keep it as a surprise?

RYAN
I assumed that was the plan, yes. [laughs]

TONY
Actually, yeah, let’s do that. All right, Ryan, are you ready for your Bodymorph transformation?

RYAN
As ready as I can be.

TONY
Very well. Three. Two. One.

[Ryan’s torso starts to swell until it is slightly more than twice as wide as it used to be, with the shoulders moving with the width. Instead of a normal torso, his body is now two massive oval shapes filling the height from his neck to the beginning of his legs. He is still wearing a suit jacket, though due to his wide body it now hangs open at the sides. Meanwhile his main body is covered in fabric up to his collarbone. The entire piece looks like a pair of suit pants, with a belt above his shoulders and two large back pockets on his front. In the center between both mounds is a fly running down the valley between both ovals. This new piece seamlessly transitions into the legs. Ryan is still wearing his shirt under the giant pants, and the necktie.]

TONY
Ryan, what do you think?

RYAN
[Investigating his new body, running his hands over the oval shapes.] This looks and feels even better than I thought.

TONY
Now, to explain what’s actually going on: Ryan has been turned into a butt, but instead of a disembodied body part, his torso and pelvis have been turned into one massive butt. We call this transformation a Butt Body. And of course, his clothing changed to match.

RYAN
It even has back pockets. That’s amazing.

TONY
A zipper too.

RYAN
Oh yeah! Unorthodox, but it makes sense.

TONY
We figured so, yes.

RYAN
Do you mind if I open it to take a look?

TONY
Please feel free, this is your body after all.

RYAN
[Pulls back flap of fly and starts to unzip. Once down, he pulls the two sides apart, revealing an asscrack in the middle.]

TONY
Now you see it’s a real butt and not just some padding.

RYAN
Yeah, with an upsized asshole too. Finding a date has suddenly become much harder. [audience laughs]

TONY
All right, Ryan, enlighten us, what made you come up with this transformation?

RYAN
One second, let me just- [Ryan tries to zip up, but has trouble reaching the zip slider due to the butt cheeks in the way.] Okay, getting dressed won’t be as easy anymore. [Finally manages to catch the zip slider and pulls it up and adjusts himself.]

All right, so, some people may not know, but Nero Apparel started out fairly small. At the very beginning we specialized in suit pants only. It wasn’t until later that the name took off and we branched out into formal wear in general. And to commemorate our 10th anniversary I wanted to do something special in memory of our humble beginnings and I thought what’s more fitting than to become a giant butt? And here I am.

TONY
So it’s a big marketing gag.

RYAN
I wouldn’t call it that, but it’s definitely a big marketing gag. [audience laughs]

TONY
All right then. How does it feel?

RYAN
[Rubs his butt cheeks] It feels very soft. [audience chuckles]

TONY
Well, you’re mostly butt cheeks.

RYAN
It’s a very wonderful feeling and I’m being serious right now.

TONY
Well, I’m glad you like it. Now, let me ask you the question of questions: Do you think this will negatively affect your work performance?

RYAN
Not at all, unless I get so comfy that I fall asleep at work. [laughs]

TONY
Very well then-

RYAN
Actually, if you allow me to say one thing though?

TONY
Sure, go ahead.

RYAN
It’s kind of interesting to me that there is a lot of talk about transformation among many execs, but there’s still some sort of hesitation towards the whole thing. I feel like a lot of people, especially younger ones, are unsure about getting transformed, like they need a reason to do it.

And, I don’t mean to single anyone out, but the way Quinton earlier was talking about the reason why he chose to get transformed felt like he was nervous about admitting that he had no ‘real’ reason and I just want to assure everyone that you don’t need any reason beyond wanting to get transformed in order to get transformed. The want is real enough a reason.

People have always expressed themselves in different ways: Clothing, tattoos, hair style. Some are more permanent than others, but if you want to get transformed, there should be no one to say ‘No, you shouldn’t.’ You are you. But you are only you if you’re allowed to be you. Don’t let anyone take that away.

[Audience applauds]

TONY
Beautiful closing words. Thank you, Ryan.

RYAN
Thank you for inviting me.

TONY
Everyone, a big round of applause for Ryan. I don’t even have a joke this time. Something something, butt. [Audience claps and laughs, while Ryan disappears off stage]

If you liked the Butt Body transformation, it will be available in our online catalog starting right about now.


Winner

TONY
But now it is time to meet the winner of our raffle.

[A man walks on stage, handing Tony an envelope before disappearing again. While Tony retrieves the letter inside, he continues talking.] This is actually exciting for me as well. [He finally holds the letter in his hand.] All right, and the winner of tonight’s raffle is… Elijah!

[A seat in the audience lights up. The man sitting on it is wearing a pink shirt and blue jeans. He looks like in his twenties and is visibly, yet pleasantly surprised. He gets up and walks to the stage.]

Elijah, welcome.

ELIJAH
Thanks.

TONY
All right, Elijah, if you don’t mind, give us a short introduction.

ELIJAH
Umm, hi, I’m Elijah and uh, I work for HiSec, a security company. We sell alarms, for houses, boats, all of that.

TONY
Are you here on your own, or on a business trip?

ELIJAH
No, my boss sent me here. Specifically here, the presentation, because we’ve been looking into transformation lately.

TONY
I see, very nice. I guess he didn’t expect you to get transformed at the event though?

ELIJAH
Probably not, [laughs] but he told me, if I see anything I like I can bring it back, wink wink. So it was always a possibility.

TONY
Well then, that’s perfect. So, you won a special transformation, in fact you’ll get two. Before we begin, just a quick question, which transformation of the ones shown tonight did you like the most?

ELIJAH
Umm, good question. I thought they were all pretty cool. [thinks] The last one was very interesting, the Butt Body. Yeah.

TONY
All right, the transformation continues to be a surprise, so now would be the last moment to back out. Do you want to do this?

ELIJAH
[Thinks for a moment as he smiles at the audience, then turns to Tony again] Yes.

TONY
Very well, here comes transformation one of two. Three. Two. One.

[A flash of light and Elijah disappears. Some muffled speech can be heard.]

TONY
One second, let me just- [Tony opens his zipper and pulls out his cock, which has Elijah’s head at the end instead of a normal cockhead.] Hello there.

ELIJAH
Wait, what happened? What am- Oh shit, am I a cock?

TONY
Not just any. You’re my cock.

ELIJAH
[Visibly shocked] Holy shit… This is hot.

TONY
So you like it?

ELIJAH
Umm, yeah. I’m actually throbbing, with my whole body. Shit.

TONY
Well, glad you like it, but there’s one more surprise. If you get to be just a cock, how about being the best cock you could be?

ELIJAH
Umm, sounds awesome.

TONY
All right, you ready for round two?

ELIJAH
Yes.

TONY
Well then. Three. Two. One.

[Tony’s cock grows until it is one foot long, Elijah’s head growing with it.]

ELIJAH
Whoah.

TONY
Yeah, now this is what I call employee perks. How do you like your new size?

ELIJAH
It’s great. I’m a massive cock now.

TONY
But not too massive to be tucked away.

ELIJAH
True.

TONY
So, let me ask you too: Do you think this will negatively affect your work performance?

ELIJAH
I mean, I’ll have to do a lot more home office work from now on, assuming I’ll stay at my job with this new body.

TONY
I’m sure we can work something out.

Anyway, let’s give Elijah one round of applause please for having the courage to undergo a surprise transformation, live on stage. [applause]

And another round of applause again for tonight’s guests:

[The transformed guests from throughout the presentation walk on stage, except for Marcos who is being rolled in on a tray]

Cole!

Jacob!

Ben and Francis!

Spencer!

Quinton!

Marcos!

And Ryan!

Thank you all for watching tonight’s product presentation for TransformiMate. If you want to be transformed, simply sign up for a TransformiMate on our website and if you have questions or concerns, please don’t hesitate to contact our catalog team.

I wish you all a wonderful night!

This has been TransformiLabs. I am Tony and tonight I was your host. [Looks down at Elijah] And I’ll continue to be yours.

 

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