Okay, I swear to Saturn, the story I was writing for this week was supposed to be a simple, wacky transformation story, just a bunch of guys sitting around getting tf’ed, right? But beyond all explanation “Secret Santa” ended up swelling like an growth-serum-overdosed hypercock. I sat down Thursday morning totally planning to write a simple little story, and instead between yesterday and today I somehow ended up writing a fucking 15,000-word novella.
The good news is I had fun writing it, so, if you don’t like it—too bad, I had a blast. And it’s holiday themed (as cunningly revealed in the title), so with this and a few other holly and mistletoe-bedecked submissions I achieved my goal of the 23 December update being all nice and festive this year.
Note: Not all of the stories below are Christmas or holiday-themed, but those that are are appropriately tagged. (Want more Metabods Christmas? Here’s the whole sack.)
Next update: Friday, 6 January. In the meantime, I hope you all have safe and pleasant holidays, wherever you are. See you in 2017!
This week’s new stuff:
- Secret Santa by Brian Ramirez Kyle Bro Xmas Cock XAbs XArm XLeg XLimb Musc Rep 3Legs Series Joe meets his new crewmates at the firehouse and struggles with his desire for them, especially as their attractiveness actually seems to be increasing.
- Secret Santa, Part 2 by Brian Ramirez Kyle Bro Xmas Cock XAbs XArm XLeg XLimb Musc Rep 3Legs Series After the first kiss between himself and another crewmate, Joe hopes setting up a Secret Santa exchange will help bring things back to normal.
- Secret Santa, Part 3 by Brian Ramirez Kyle Bro Xmas Cock XAbs XArm XLeg XLimb Musc Rep 3Legs Series Joe and the rest of the crew come together for a Secret Santa exchange that fuses them together more powerfully than ever before.
- Arthur, the young titan by TonnyGiant Dom Giant Musc Grow Gabriel comes home from his morning exercises to discover a very large and beautiful man moving into the apartment next to his.
- Arthur, the young titan, Part 2 by TonnyGiant Dom Giant Musc Grow Arthur invites Gabriel into his apartment to help him install some software, and then the oversized man convinces him to share a similarly oversized meal.
- The Black Knights, Part 3 by Meddler Incs Musc The coach finds the narrator reluctant to join the team. Like that will stop him.
- Christmas wish by Riu Bro Xmas Cock HyCock Sugg Two grown-up brothers follow their childhood tradition of waiting up for Santa. Only this time, after a few shots of special whiskey, a different kind of Christmas wish is granted.
- Handsome young Saint Boytaurus by Josh Dugan Btaur Xmas XLimb A carol to the patron saint of multiple limbs, sung to the tune of “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas”.
- Have yourself a megalithic Christmas by Ziel Bro Xmas Giant Cock HyCock Grow Series A sort of sequel/follow up/spin off to Miracle on 69th Street. This time the story focuses on Calvin, a down on his luck dude who has long suffered under his overbearing and outright mean-spirited older brother, but all that’s about to change. It’s Calvin’s turn to be the “big” brother in every sense of the word.
- Ivan’s stocking stuffers by Josh Dugan Xmas XCock XLeg XLimb Rep Series Ivan’s Christmas stockings contain something you don’t usually find under the tree.
- Jason’s big problem, Part 21 by Joven Bro Balls Cock Jason manages to get to school with only a minor face-off with his brother—but the big show-down awaits when Ricky returns to the locker room. Fortunately, Thomas’s shy admiration of his new equipment is a nice distraction.
- Sam and Bolt, Part 10 by Alakazam1988 Cum CumInf Dad Hair Balls Cock HyCock NipC NipCum Self Grow Tall Realizing he’s gotten too big, Michael turns to Sam for help. Alexey, meanwhile, is more massive than ever, and he has plans of his own.
- Sam and Bolt, Part 11 by Alakazam1988 Cum CumInf Dad Hair Balls Cock HyCock NipC NipCum Self Grow Tall The aftermath: Sam, Bolt, Alexey, and … someone else.
Posted: 23 December 2016