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X-mass by ZielCockGrBallsCockHyCockHyCumMGMuscTallerGiantSizeUpXmasImages With illustrations by Seraphiel. Clive thinks he’s in for a long, lonely Christmas break. It seems everyone else has left town to spend the holidays with their family, and he’s stuck hanging out with his roommate who he barely even knows! But a mysterious gift shows up and changes everything. This is one gift that definitely keeps giving!
Carlos Bunda and the billion-dollar dildo by brazboyCockGrBallsCockHyCockHyCumMGMuscLibidoTallerGiantPSDSizeUp Carlos Bunda is Brazil’s number 1 secret agent, and is about to embark on a tense mission: rescuing the last of the four billion-dollar dildos which were lost after the fall of the Soviet Union. The task to retrieve this invaluable weapon sends him to Paris where he encounters Julien Monet, a former member of the French communist party who wants the power of the dildo for himself, not to mention the “bears”—a trio of Russian assassins desperate to recover their national secret weapon.