Getting home by teleport is tough enough, but it's even more of a hassle when the teleporter is malfunctioning and doesn’t register that you’ve already been reconstructed on the other side.
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Woody decides to try the new fad of rendered fantasy companions, wondering if there’s any way they can live up to the hype, much less his own particular fantasies.
Cody and his extra-large cock have a premium gig going, until a few random words to the wrong person turn him into the magical nephew of a very real supernatural being—and this year, Uncle Kris needs his help.