That’s a really huge cock, bro

By Luke B. 
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“Sup bro! You ready to head to the... damn... Smells like straight up dude funk in here. Been a while since I’ve been to your room.”

“Sorry, man. I’ve been working out non-stop lately. Fucking addicted, bro.”

“Shit man, no fuck! Look at you, Greg! You’re lookin’ monstrous! I mean, I know it’s been a long while since I’ve come to your dorm and seen you, but holy shit you look like you’ve gained like 50 pounds of muscle or something!”

“Try 72, man. It’s fucking intense! It’s like every day I hit the weights I grow even more. It’s why I’ve been so addicted lately.”

“You’ve gained 72 pounds of muscle over the past four months? Fuck man, I know I haven’t seen you since I’ve been busy, but that’s insanity!”

“Ain’t it, bro? I mean, look at this shit! Nngh... look at these fucking guns! 22 inches, Don! I love it!”

“Shit, Greg, that’s like bodybuilder size! Damn bro... that looks massive. Can you flex the other one for me too?”

“Hell yeah I can, bro! Ghhnnn!”

“And you’ve got the perfect symmetry going on too, man. Fuck, you’ve made some incredible gains!”

“You know it. My chest feels so thick and heavy, bro. Like, it’s nuts. Can’t believe how much my bench has been going up.”

“Damn, bro, you’re makin’ me jealous. Now I really want to hit the weights.”

“Nah man, you can do it too. Just gotta be consistent and workout with a beast like me who’s gonna push you, haha!”

“Which is, like, the whole reason I came over here today, bro. You’re looking so swole it’s stupid and I wanna get huge like you too.”

“Aw man, ya flatter me, Don. Don’t worry, we’re gonna work real hard today and get you fucking massive!”

“Fuck yeah, bro! Let’s go do it! I want guns like that, and pecs like that, and fuck, I can even see your abs through that shirt it’s so tight, dude, haha. And I... I... fuck...”

“Bro, you all right?”

“Greg.. holy fuck, is that...? Is that your dick, man?”

“My dick? Aww fuck, sorry man, all this talk of muscle and shit got me sorta chubbing up.”

“Chubbing up? You’re not even hard yet? Bro... your fucking cockhead is poking out the bottom of your shorts!”

“Yeah man, all this working out and shit has been making me grow all over. Not just my muscles, my dick has been getting huge too.”

“From what I heard from all those chicks you bang, it was already huge before! People around campus didn’t call you Third-Leg Greg for nothing. Has it always been this big?”

“Nah bro, not this big. It was like 10 inches before, but I don’t even know any more. Haven’t checked in a while. I just know it’s big and getting bigger.”

“Fuck yeah it is! That dick is a lady-killer, bro!”

“Ain’t that the truth. Fuckin’ girls won’t go anywhere near it anymore, bro. Like we start gettin’ hot and heavy and then I whip it out and most of them scream or start laughing. Gotta be honest with ya, Don, I haven’t been laid in a few weeks now.”

“Shit, really? Sucks, man. Not even a hand job or sucking you off?”

“Nah man, they won’t even go near it. Bitches just leave me blue-ballin’.”

“Fuck that, bro. Guess bigger ain’t always better?”

“You fuckin’ kidding me? I love the size. Fuck those chicks, I’ll figure it out.”

“Yeah, but ain’t it a problem wearing shorts, bro? Like right now? Maybe you could wear a cup or something.”

“I usually do, bro, but it’s gettin’ too big for the ones I’ve got. I’ve ripped a couple of them, so lately I’ve just been free ballin’ it, haha.”

“Fuck really? Too big for jocks?”

“Yeah, man. My nuts have been swelling too. All that testosterone and lack of sex I guess. But between those and the growth, shit ain’t fitting right.”

“Fuck... and damn, bro, is this turning you on even more? I swear it’s hanging even lower now...”

“Hell yeah it is, bro! Are you kidding? Who wouldn’t want a massive cock to show off and get stared at like you’re staring now?”

“I... uh.. shit!”

“It’s okay, bro, you haven’t taken your eyes off it since you noticed, hah. Same like most of the guys in the gym showers.”

“Damn, I bet you get a lot of stares in there, yeah?”

“You fuckin’ know it, bro, and I strut in not even caring who looks. I ain’t even modest about it. Just throw the towel over my shoulder and let it hang free. No use hiding it, right, bro?”

“Guess not, dude. So.. like...”

“Yeah?”

“How, uhmm.. like, how b. big... is..”

“How big is it? Like I said, bro, haven’t measured in a couple weeks. Just been too focused on the gym and gettin’ huge. But I know it’s gotta be over a foot long now.”

“Shit, Chad, I can see that! It’s well over that now!”

“Yeah? Fuck, man, that’s hot. I ain’t even hard yet.”

“What?! Are you serious, bro?”

“Yeah, man. Just feels like a chub.”

“But it’s hanging like a full inch out the bottom of your shorts, man!”

“Yeah? Can barely see over these damn pecs. Well, guess no use hiding it, huh?”

“Shit, what are you doing, bro?”

“Just showing you what you want to see, Don.”

“Nah man, I got a girlfriend and shit.. Fuck, you’re really gonna take your shorts off?”

“C’mon, bro. I know you’re curious. Let’s just measure it or somethin’ before we head to the gym. I’m kinda curious how big I’ve gotten, you know?”

“Dude you want me to measure your cock?”

“Yeah. You wanna?”

“No! I mean, yeah, kinda, I wanna know how big that thing is too, but I’ve never touched another dude’s dick before.”

“C’mon, it’ll be easy, man. Here, take a look.”

“Shit... bro, you just dropped your shorts in front of me. That’s fuckin’ ga...goddamn. Bro, it looks even bigger. Shit.”

“Yeah man, I told you. My body’s been responding really well to these work outs.”

“Yeah, but most people’s dicks don’t grow like that!”

“I know, bro. I’m a monster!”

“Damn right you are, bro. You’re huge! Like you’ve gotten to almost bodybuilder size. You planning to compete?”

“Nah, man, no way I can now with this rod. Bet it won’t fit in any posing trunks out there, you know?”

“Fuck, good point.”

“And even if I did cram my dick into a pair, I’d probably get so turned on I’d rip out of them, hah.”

“Shit... No hiding a dick like that on stage. That’s a REALLY huge cock, bro!”

“Grrnnn.. Bro, you keep saying shit like that and it just works me up even more.”

“Fuck, Greg, I can almost see it growing bigger. Oh damn, you weren’t joking.”

“Nah, bro, it’s fucking huge, like I told ya. Girls won’t come near it. That’s why I was hoping you might help me.”

“Fuck...”

“Bro, I can tell you’re liking this. Look at that tent in your shorts.”

“Well shit, I mean, I’ve never seen a cock that big, man. It’s huge, like REALLY huge! Fuck I can’t believe you’re still not hard yet!”

“Well come over and help me measure the beast, bro. C’mon, man. Here, I even got a ruler.”

“A ruler? This ain’t gonna cover it all, bro. You got any measuring tape?”

“That’s the spirit! And yeah, I didn’t think so either. Let me get the tape.”

“Fuck bro, even your backside is massive. Those lats are huge, and you’ve got an ass to compete with the Kardashians!”

“Hah, yeah, squats for days, bro. My quads and ass have been blowing up. Gotta squat low though, bro. Squat so low the dick touch the floor.”

“C’mon man, most of us can’t do shit like that.”

“I’m just teasin’ ya, bro. I know that. And here. This’ll do better than the ruler, hah. I’d like to get a measurement on this bad boy when soft, but that ain’t happening how, so we’ll just have to see how big it is when semi hard, bro.”

“Fuck... you’re serious?”

“Fuck yeah I am, bro! I gotta know how big I am now, but I can’t quite see over these pecs to really do it well. So I need a helping hand from my bud.”

“Shit... all right..”

“Just do this for me, man. I’m gonna help you get huge too, all right? I just gotta know.”

“Fuck it. Let’s do it, bro. Might as well at this point.”

“Nnnnhhggg..”

“Holy fuck, you weren’t joking. Shit’s still soft, bro.. I ain’t ever touched another dude’s dick before, but I can tell you’re not even hard yet.”

“Fuck, bro! Sorry, just haven’t had anyone else touch it in so long. Feels real good man. Real fuckin’ good.”

“Hey man, c’mon now, I’m just helping measure it, that’s all.”

“Okay, okay. Just sayin’. So c’mon, bro, get to measuring. The curiosity is killing me.”

“Working on it. Shit there’s so much it’s hard to hold.”

“Let me help you out, bro. There. I got it by the head. That help?”

“Y..yeah. Looks even bigger sticking straight out. Fuck, man, you’ve gotta have the biggest dick on the planet.”

“We’ll soon find out, won’t we?”

“All right, so.. just put the tape at the base...”

“Ghhrr...”

“Damn...”

“Bro.. how big?”

“Shit...”

“How big is it, bro?”

“I’m over a foot and still going.”

“Fuck yeah! Now a member of the foot-long club!”

“13... 14... 15... 16... 16 and a half, dude.”

“Are you shitting me?”

“No, bro.. your dick is 16 and a half inches long, and you’re still not hard.”

“Holy fuck, this is so fucking awesome, bro! I got a 16 inch softie! These work outs are fucking amazing!”

“Shit....”

“What? What is it, bro?”

“17 inches now. Are you still getting hard?”

“Fuck yeah I am! I just found out I got almost a foot and a half of junk, bro, and you don’t think that’s gonna keep turning me on?”

“Damn... It’s just...”

“And bro, you wanna know the best part?”

“Do I?”

“Yeah, you fuckin’ do, bro. Get this. I’ve jacked off a lot these past few weeks, so...”

“...Yeah?”

“Yeah, so that means I’ve seen it hard, and I gotta tell you, it’s got a ways to go still, bro.”

“Are you fucking shitting me, bro? It gets even bigger?”

“Yeah, man.. quite a bit.”

“Fuck.. how much bigger?”

“I dunno, bro. It’s hard to judge from my angle. I’d say, I dunno... like another three or four inches?”

“Are you serious?”

“That’d make it, like.. a 20-inch dick then, wouldn’t it? Or like 21-inches of bro cock?”

“Hffff.. fu...fuck...”

“Bro, what’s the matter? Dude... did you just cum? Oh shit, you did! Holy fuck, bro, you came! You just jizzed your pants!”

“Nnnaa... god... fuck! Bro.. ghnn.. shut up...”

“No way, bro! I ain’t mad, and you shouldn’t be ashamed, but fuck! How hot is that? You came just by touching and thinking about my huge fucking dick! That’s hot, bro.”

“Shit.. my pants.. don’t tell Sheila...”

“Nah bro, I ain’t like that. She won’t ever know. But ahh... bro?”

“What?”

“You’re, like.. strokin’ my dick now.”

“Shit!”

“No, man! Don’t stop. That feels so fuckin’ good.”

“Shit, for you maybe!”

“Hey, you liked it too, bro! No denying that now. Plus, if you keep it up, we can get a measurement of it fully hard.”

“Fuck.. bro..”

“C’mon, you know you want to know.”

“I just.. you know...”

“Bro, we’ve come this far. No shame here, and I won’t tell anyone. I swear on the frat, bro. Plus I’m almost there. C’mon.”

“Fuck.. fine, bro. I’ll do it. I gotta know how big your dick is. It’s fucking crazy.”

“Fuck yeah! Good man, I knew I could count on you. Now, can you do that stroking thing again? That felt real fuckin’ nice, bro.”

“Shit, all right.. plus I can feel you getting harder. Feels weird touchin’ another dude’s dick like this.”

“Nngggh.. yeah, I know, bro. But you’re doing me a real solid.”

“Doesn’t feel solid yet, bro.”

“Hah! I see what you did there. Ah god.. fuck yeah, keep doing that. Feels like I’m almost there.”

“Shit bro, gotta admit, this is pretty fuckin’ hot. Never thought I’d cum to seeing some guy’s huge dick, but up close and personal about this, it’s just so unreal I couldn’t help it.”

“Yeah, keep talking like that and I’ll get fully hard in no time, bro. How big is it now?”

“Shit... let me line this back up.. and.. fuck... fuuuuck!”

“What? You gotta tell me, bro!”

“Dude, your dick.. it’s 21 inches long now. What the fuck..”

“Holy shit! No way! Are you joking?”

“No fucking way, bro...”

“Fucking A! That’s gotta be a record, right? Holy shit! A 21-inch fucking cock?”

“22...”

“What, bro?”

“22 inches.”

“Wait, what? It’s 22 inches now? Holy fuck yeah! Even bigger and badder! I thought like I had a little bit more in me. Feels fucking rock solid now. Fuck yeah, bro, biggest dick in the world right there in your hand. I’m gonna be a legend!”

“Bro, uhmm..”

“What is it, man? Hard up for words? God this feels so fucking good, you don’t even know!”

“No, dude, that’s not it, it’s just... your fuckin’ cock, man, it’s...”

“What about it, bro? If you can’t resist and gotta suck it, I’ll understand, hah.”

“No, it’s... it’s still getting longer.”

“Yer fuckin’ pulling my leg! It feels so hard right now. Like fucking iron!”

“Dude, I know! It’s in my hands. I can feel it! But I’ve got the tape measure on it, and...”

“What’s it at now, bro? How big is my monster meat?”

“Bro, you’ve got a 23-inch dick. It’s fucking huge, bro! It just keeps getting harder...”

“Aw shit yeah, that’s so fucking hot! Bro, you know what this means? I’m probably the first dude in the history of the world to have nearly a two-foot dick! Mmmf! Fuck! Turns me on so fuckin’ bad, bro, like you don’t even know!”

“Yeah, although I wouldn’t say ‘nearly,’ bro...”

“Shit, you serious? Are you fucking serious?”

“Dude, look for yourself. You can see the tape measure by yourself now.”

“Holy fuck... Holy FUCK! 24 fuckin’ inches of big ‘ol jock dick! 24 inches! Can you believe this shit, bro? I got a two-foot cock that’s gonna make every dude jealous!”

“Looks like.. ah fuckk... looks... gghhhaahh..”

“Fuck dude, are you cumming again? Jesus, bro, you are! You’ve cum twice just touching and looking at my fuckin’ big piece!”

“G..god... Fuck, it’s huge. And.. mmf... bro, I don’t know what the fuck is going on with your genetics, but you’re creepin’ up on 25.”

“25 inches? Bro... tell me you’re not just teasin’ me.”

“Look at it, dude!”

“Shit! Shit shit shit! Holy shit god I gotta touch it. Nnmmmff.. fuck that feels good! There’s enough room on that big fuckin’ long dick for both your hands and mine. I don’t think I’ve ever been this hard, bro, or this turned on. Just gettin’ off on how big it is is turning me on even more. Shit, I wonder if it’ll keep getting even bigger. More than two fuckin’ feet of cock, bro! Two fuckin’ feet! I can’t take this, it feels so fuckin’ good! Aaaahh!”

“Oh my god, bro... shit... you better calm down.”

“Shit, bro, I don’t want to... feels too good! Feels good having the biggest dick in the world!”

“No, but dude... it’s..”

“Fuckin’ 25 inches of cock, FUCK!”

“Yeah, but...”

“Hfff.. fuck... could probably.. suck myself off now...god fuck it feels so good to stroke..”

“Bro...”

“Got a fuckin’ hose of a dick, gonna spray the biggest fuckin’ loads, bro. Aw fuck yeah... gonna smack my knees with this fucker!”

“BRO!”

“G.. What? Fuck, bro, what is it?”

“You’re fuckin’ swelling and growing longer like crazy! What are you doing?”

“Shit, what?”

“Just look at it!”

“Ho..holy.... holy fuck.. no.. no fucking way.. are.. is that?”

“Bro, look at it! What the fuck does that say?”

“Fuck...bro, it’s... my fuckin’ jock cock is 29 and a half inches long... shit.. SHIT. Holy shit it just hit 30! I’m so goddamned turned on right now I can’t stop it! Is.. is it gonna keep getting longer? And bigger?”

“Bro, I don’t fucking know! It’s gargantuan, I... I gotta...”

“Oh fuck.. OH FUCK, BRO! Yeah, put your fucking lips on it. Oh shit, feels so great. Feels so damn great to have someone suck my big dick again. Awww shit, gonna make me cum real soon here. Fuck, bro, gonna paint the wall!”

“31.. holy shit... You’re a stud, bro!”

“Fuck yeah I am! Biggest, most horse-hung stud ever! Awww fuck! I can feel it rising up! Shit bro, gonna blow here soon!”

“You’re sporting 32 inches of monster cock, bro! Fuck! 33 now! Shit this is insane!”

“Oh shit, are you? FUCK! Oh fuck yeah, bro, take that big jock dick into your mouth. Aw shit, yeeaaahh, make your bro happy! Oh god.. oh GOD! Yeah, gonna cum down your throat, bro! Better fuckin’ be ready!”

“Mmmffsllp! MMghhghmmm”

“Ah shit ahhh SHIT! Can fuckin’ feel it rising up! FUCK HERE IT COMES! FUCKING.. BIGGEST... DICK... EVERR.. FFUUUUUCCCCKK! AWWWHH FUCK YEAH, BRO, DRINK THAT CUM! FUCK IT’S TOO MUCH FOR YA! SHIT! IT’S FUCKING COMING OUT YOUR NOSE! YEAH, CHOKE ON THAT BIG BRO DICK!”

“CooughhGGH! Ugh! Fuck, bro! It’s too much, I can’t drink any more!”

“Shit! Awww shit!”

“Fucking christ! You’re shooting across the dorm room, dude! Shit’s hitting the wall! Holy fuck!”

“Almost... there... aaaahh!”

“Bro, no way... Tape measure says 35 inches...”

“AAAAAAHHHH!!”

“35 and a half... Still fuckin’ cummin’, bro... “

“GUUUHHH.. GUHHDDDAMN!!”

“You.. you fuckin’ did it, bro.. 36 inches.. three foot cock..”

“FFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!!!”

“SHIT! Bro! What a fuckin’ blast of jizz! It was like a solid four-foot rope of cum! Oh shit, another one! God your balls look huge! Bro, this.. this is fucking insane!”

“AHH! FUCK YEAH! AHH FUCK!”

“G..goddamn... that wall.. your dresser... are coated. Looks like.. fuck, finally? You finally slowing down?”

“B..bro.. Holy fuck, bro.. Fuck... That.. was the greatest fucking orgasm of my life.. Oh my god..”

“Dude, that was probably the greatest fucking orgasm in HISTORY! You came like a hose! Look at that side of the room! Look at my clothes!”

“Fuck all that... huff... look.. Look at my dick, bro! Biggest fucking dick ever! Get a measurement! Quick! Before I start going soft!”

“Shit! Yeah, okay, hang on! 36... 37... FUCK! 38? It’s fucking almost 38 inches long, bro!”

“Fuck yeah! Aw man, bro, a 38-inch long dick! Over THREE FEET! I got a boner taller than my torso! Holy fuck!”

“Yeah, but bro... aren’t you scared everyone’s gonna be terrified of it?”

“Fuck no, bro! Cuz I got you! You got me here and you love it, and I can tell you do! You fuckin’ came two times just thinkin’ about my monster meat!”

“Three times...”

“What?”

“Three times. I came again while you were blowing that humongous load everywhere. Fuck.”

“Shit yeah, bro! That’s what I’m talking about! You’re my fucking big jock dick slut now!”

“Shit...”

“And maybe with some help, bro, maybe? Maybe it’ll get even bigger.”

“Fuck... Sheila’s gonna kill me.”

“Fuck her, bro. You’ve got a real man now.”


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