Tales of the Blue Banana
The universe is an unfathomably complex natural machine, designed to function safely and reliably for billions of years, able to cope with any contingency, lending its incalculable weight to stability and endurance. The universe is built for the longest haul imaginable and beyond.
But as anyone who dates regularly knows, a nonstop diet of safe and steady is smart but boring. You gotta shake things up every once in a while—tear up the town with a night you’ll never forget, even if you’ve gone back to the stability of what’s good for you in the long run.
The universe has stuff like that, too. Little trips and triggers strewn through the cosmos that create scary little vacations from the safe and steady, in lots of different and random ways.
One of these … is the blue banana.
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6 stories found. Total word count: 35,679.
- 1 The blue banana by BRK AlwHard CockUp Cock Self MuscUp Musc SizeUp Sugg Series M/M Mike unknowingly eats an artifact of the universe. Added Jan 2015 3,507 words 34,085 views 4.7 stars (46 votes)
- 2 The blue daiquiri by BRK CockUp Cock XCock XHead XArms XLimb MuscUp Musc Handsomer Taller Series M/M Another artifact of the universe makes an appearance, this time at a loft party to celebrate the pilot Henry scripted, Ice City, going to series. If only Henry were having as much success figuring out his feelings for his sweet but ordinary-looking roommate, Gavin. Added Oct 2017 9,647 words 8,320 views 5.0 stars (12 votes)
- 3 The blue shoebox by BRK Cock XCock XLeg XLimb 3Legs Sugg Ghost Supn Series Leo, the aggrieved grad student barista, is having a really no good, terrible, shitty day. And that’s without someone having randomly mailed him a package containing a single, inexplicable, for-some-reason-blue banana. Added Aug 2018 5,381 words 6,690 views 4.0 stars (9 votes)
- 4 The blue paramour by BRK CockUp Cock HyCock Self XAbs XCock XHead XArms XLimb 3Legs Stack PointyEars Taller Retcon Sugg Ogres Series Quint, a high-end sex-line agent, likes to explore his callers’ secret fantasies with them. But things go a little differently after a lunch that happened to include a certain artifact of the universe. Added Aug 2019 5,132 words 5,223 views 5.0 stars (9 votes)
- 5 The blue smoothie by BRK CockUp Balls Mental HyStr MuscUp Musc Sugg Super Fly Series Yuri, a personal trainer, is already having a rushed and stressful day when he meets his first client, a young nurse who looks like he’s never lifted so much as a paper clip. On top of that, the banana he grabbed from the stash at the gym’s juice bar to make his morning protein shake was blue for some reason. Added Jun 2020 3,238 words 8,400 views 4.8 stars (17 votes)
- 6 The blue pumpkin by BRK AlwHard CockUp Cock HyCock HyCum XArms XLimb XTongue Rep MuscUp Musc Str Taller Mcock Inc Twins Merg Supn Hallow Series Dominic is sure his blue pumpkin jack-o’-lantern will be a hit. What he doesn’t know is what will be brought forth when he lights the candle within… Added Oct 2020 6 parts 8,774 words 4,949 views 5.0 stars (14 votes)