Some of you may have seen this coming. Last week, I observed in passing that I was only just over eight thousand words shy of hitting the frickin’ two million mark for everything I’ve ever posted on the site as BRK. And, of course, I just couldn’t restrain myself from smacking that carnival strongman bell with my big mallet at the earliest possible moment. My usual goal is five thousand words per update, but this week I just happened to write not one but two chapters of my Patreon–commissioned story, “Resolutions”, together totaling just over 9,200 words and nudging me solidly past a pretty staggering milestone. Not that all of those words are great by any means, but even taking Sturgeon’s Revelation into account there’s still got to be at least a couple hundred thousand words in the pile that I can feel reasonably proud of. (Unless you read Sturgeon as asserting that 90 percent of authors are crap, in which case there’s no doubt I belong with the rest of the fertilizer.) Either way, writing for Metabods means a lot to me and has given me incomparable joy over the years, and I’m happy to have the excuse to thank my past self for putting in all that work—and to express my heartfelt gratitude to all the people who’ve enjoyed my stories with me, then and now.
Lots more this week, too, including the conclusion to “The Ixlutani” and a savory mix of continuations and new beginnings. Hope you find something you appreciate, and remember to comment and upvote the stories you like so that authors know what works.
This week’s Friday Flashback collected stories set wholly or partially in Canada, and it’s not all werewolves and lumberjacks, I promise. Deep thanks to my Patreon supporters; if you’re interested in potentially joining the BRK Patreonite gang, here’s the link. The next update is a week hence, 21 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.
Posted: 14 August 2021
This week’s new stuff:
- Resolutions, Parts 6–7 by BRK CockUp Balls Cock HyCum HyMusc Libido MuscUp Musc New Years Nonc Mental Retcon Self SizeDn SizeUp Sugg TongueGr Ray wakes up to discover that the changes he thought he’d applied only to Danny had once again rebounded on himself as well. How the heck would he keep the whole conference from devolving into a nonstop fuckfest—and what was he going to do about the now behemoth-sized Brock?
- Bar wishes by NerdyCorgi Merg There’s a new bar in town, and Eric believes that this will be the place that he’ll get to hook up with someone and, in the long run, form a relationship with. Little did he know that if you wish upon a bar’s private room, even fantasies can come to life.
- The bodyguards, Parts 7–8 by Alakazam1988 BellyUp Bro CockUp Grad Balls Cock Inc Infl MuscUp Gut Musc NipC NipCum PSD SizeUp Twins The twin bodyguards’ unquenchable thirst for growth starts to have unexpected side effects for their employer, too.
- Dylan by TreborNawoc Absorb BellyUp Bro Cock XAbs XArms XCock XLimb Naga Str Vore Dylan and his extra-laden body are always hungry, so when his friend suggests an all-you-can-eat crawl he’s immediately on board.
- The house always wins by Meddler Incs AgeUp MuscUp Musc Retcon 2Gay The things you find in a circus…
- Hunky stripper Derek by Amouri Cock Nude PublicOrg A hot and horny male stripper entertains and dances at a private party fully nude and hard.
- The Ixlutani, Part 9 by Lloyd Irving Bi CockUp CockDn CTheft Taller Het Cock Libido MuscDn Musc PSD SizeDn SizeUp 2Gay Supn Tf Kyle and Ben find a new normal for themselves, and over time their complementary attributes start to attract attention.
- Make the fur fly, Part 13 by LordTronimator AlwHard Fur CockUp Grad Balls Cock 2Animal HyCock HyCum Nonc Nude PublicOrg Retcon Tf After their encounter with the demonic owner of the costume shop, the boys find that they’ve grown too large to possibly fit in the car so they discuss their plans.
- Synthetic reality, Parts 5–8 by brazboy App Cockfuck CumMilking Balls Cock MusBr Worship Musc PSD Nude PublicOrg Retcon Augusto gets more valuable information on what is going on.