Saturday Flashback: International Affairs

Most of the stories I write are set by default in my home country, the United States, and many of the stories submitted to Metabods are situated here as well, though that’s been less and less predictably the case over the years. (I should do one of those maps by IP address and see where all the site visitors are coming from.) In the wake of the very American Thanksgiving holiday we just celebrated here, I thought I’d make today’s archive binge a selection of stories where the action isn’t automatically taking place in the land of baseball, apple pie, and Manifest Destiny. It doesn’t hurt that we Americans, parochial as we often are, tend to lust after the exotic, making the men of foreign climes potentially extra-special in all the ways Metabods loves to celebrate.

Stars or thumbs: The final results of the stars or thumbs Twitter poll were 2 to 1 for switching from stars to a thumbs up, with 71 votes cast. The tally on the Patreon poll was 7 to 1 for thumbs-up voting, with 16 votes cast. There were also some interesting comments going both ways, and some useful suggestions. I’m taking this as it being reasonable for me to go ahead and do this if I choose to, but there are flaws in both approaches that I’m aware of and that I’ll need to consider before proceeding. Thank you very much to everyone who voted—as always I truly appreciate the feedback on the site.

Future updates: Special, heartfelt thanks to my Patreon supporters, who help make writing possible. The next update is 7 December. Fellow authors! The update after that is on the 21st, just before Christmas (I checked!), so if you’re mulling any holly-and-misteltoe shenanigans of your own I’d love to include them then along with my own holiday contributions. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


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Posted: 30 November 2019

Saturday Flashback: No Shirts, No Problem

This week’s trip through the Metabods back catalog revisits stories that include that special kind of well-defined, delicious hottie who never wears shirts, whether out of preference (shirts just don’t feel right somehow, you know?) or necessity (they just don’t make shirts for guys with a hundred-inch chest and a 27-inch waist). Shirtlessness is a recurring theme in a lot of my work, of course, going back to the very beginning (one of these is one of my earliest posted stories), not to mention a lot of other writers on the site, so this is just a sampling. Now, get scoping!

Last week I goofed and said the next update, which is on the 23rd, would be Thanksgiving weekend. I was even looking at a calendar as I typed up the post, but the realization hit a few days later that I was a doofus and that Thanksgiving is the 28th this year. So, to clarify, the next update will be 23 November, the Saturday before Thanksgiving. Sorry for the confusion.

In the meantime, thanks very much for visiting and enjoy the site. Don’t forget to upvote and comment on stories you like—even with older stories it helps the writers known what works, and it helps other visitors find stories that they might like.


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Posted: 16 November 2019

Saturday Flashback: Ghosts and the Like

I didn’t do anything on the site for Halloween this year… mostly because the update didn’t fall on the holiday weekend, possibly also because I now weirdly tend associate ghosts with Christmas thanks to a certain dark Yuletide tale I keep returning to. So I reckoned the least I could do was round up some ghost stories for this week’s archive troll. Here we have ghosts, spirits, spooky houses, and other folks who shoulda oughta be dead but ain’t. Enjoy, and have pleasant post-All Hallow’s dreams of smolderingly sexy ghosts doing it. As long as you’re not imagining John Astin’s Judge character from The Frighteners. Do not imagine him fornicating with Michael J. Fox, or Chi McBride, or anyone else from that movie because picturing that will create unhealable festering lacerations in spacetime. So, yeah.

Next update is 9 November. In the meantime, thanks for siting, and enjoy the visit!


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Posted: 2 November 2019

Saturday Flashback: Rated M for Mature

As announced in last week’s update, extra work commitments this week made writing pretty much impossible, so the update that should have happened this week has been pushed back to next week. The plan is to include some extra writing in contrition.

In the meantime, enjoy an extra Saturday Flashback, this time touring a sampler of stories that appreciate the sexy mature man, including dads, daddies, and yer general silver-tinged hunk with a glint in his eye telling you he knows exactly what to do with you. It’s not as big a thing around these parts as you’ll find elsewhere, but there are a few of them about if you’re looking.

The next update is 26 October. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


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Posted: 19 October 2019

Saturday Flashback: October 2016

This week’s flashback is a quick look back at new chapters from three years ago, including some stories you might have missed or not looked at lately. Have at ’em!

The coming week is going to be nuts in terms of both of my real-life jobs and my non-smut writing project (which is past deadline), and I don’t see how I’m going to have time two write effectively (or set up the rest of the update). So I am reluctantly pushing the next update back a week to 26 October. As compensation I intend to contribute solid new chapters for at least two stories that week, so stay tuned.

In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 12 October 2019

Saturday Flashback: I Screwed an Alien

This week’s flashback theme is sensual encounters with extraterrestrial dudes. They sure know how to cook ’em in the Antares Nebula.

Next update: 24 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

  • Among us by BRKAlien Amputation Cock 2Anim Mind Musc Were  Nathan Yates is an ordinary boy who’s just graduated from high school and whose biggest concern in life in trying to figure out why the hottest guy in school is making passes at him. That is, until he’s thrown into a story he knows intimately from his favorite cult graphic novels, and becomes embroiled in a conflict that reaches across worlds and universes.
  • Beyond contact by BRKAlien XAbs XArm XCock XLeg XLimb Rep 3Legs  The trick to contacting aliens turns out to be sending only your mind. What you look like when you get there, though, isn’t quite what you’re used to.
  • Boytaurs from Outer Space! by BRKAlien Btaur 4Legs Cock XArm XCock XLeg XLimb Musc MGrow Twins  When Sev, the commander of a Taurian survey mission, judges Earth suitable for cultivating an aggressive alien grain, the danger to Earth’s ecosystem drives the idealistic Elek to rebel and flee with some valuable equipment. When a conflicted Kiyy chases him, they both encounter the strange inhabitants and discover that humans and Taurians find each other mutually captivating.
  • B.D.E. by ZielAlien CGrow Balls Cock HyCock Cum  While orbiting a nearby planet, the ship detects an unusual energy signature. Parker and Quill are sent down to investigate, but things take a turn for the smutty when Parker’s suit is compromised.
  • Blink and it’s gone by Double-UAlien Musc MGrow  Mark is amazed he’s able to land a date with Connor, the unbelievably hot stud who approached him out of nowhere. But things get complicated when it turns out that Connor is not who he appears to be.
  • Empire by LenZeligAlien Beast Bi Bro CGrow Dad Taller Het Cock Mind Musc MGrow Nonc Self Share Grow Slave 2Gay Tksg Twins Series  A massive consolidation of the entire “Bill’s Education” universe, incorporating the previously separately posted “The Surfer”, “The Rescue”, “Spring Break”, “Pickup Trouble”, and “School Days”, “Empire” is the wide-ranging tale of easy transformation and even easier sex across all boundaries—friends, family members, genders, even species—as a fortunate crop of humans stumble into a wider universe of size, muscle, double-digit-length cocks and much, much more and discover the true meaning of shared, radical, uninhibited pleasure.
  • The landing by C.W.P.Alien CGrow Cock  Mulling the pointlessness of his life on a vacation to Alaska, Chris is thrilled to encounter a pair of extremely well endowed aliens.
  • The night he came by Charles WestfallAlien CGrow HyCock Musc MGrow  Thomas encounters alien visitors with equipment even bigger than his.
  • The shape of things to come by MykkhalAlien Goo Shift Tf  The growing intimacy between Tom and Harry is disrupted by the revelation that Harry isn’t who—or what—he appears to be.
  • Summer breeze by DaveAlien CGrow Cock Tf  Swim hunk Mike is asked to employ his recently improved body and unstoppable libido in the service of intergalactic peace.
  • What happens on Venus by Malice SlashloverAlien Det XCock  Garrett has a lot of questions about the Venusians he’s living with as an exchange student, but the one he most wants an answer to is — why do Venusian guys have three cocks?

Posted: 17 August 2019

Saturday Flashback: August 2014

Take a trip back exactly five years ago, and you’ll find plenty of interestingly augmented men to greet you. Enjoy! Cover image from a morph by Sizeup.

Next update: 10 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

  • Body game by BRKCGrow Dig Cock Mcock XAbs XCock XLimb Musc MGrow Rep Grow Series  In an experimental story based on changes generated randomly by a computer program, the already well built Marcus is invited to a warehouse where he and four others play a strange game that, turn by turn, makes their bodies randomly freakier and freakier.
  • The leave-behind, Parts 1-2 by BRKDet Dig XLimb Musc 2Gay  The young manager of a Vermont B&B finds an extremely unusual, and unexpectedly erotic, item has been left behind by a departed guest.
  • Mind and body, Part 7 by BRKPermaBoner Bro CGrow Taller Cock Mind XCock Musc MGrow Grow 2Gay Sugg  Confronted by Paolo and Eugene, Jack feels the tables have been turned on him as they ask him to hypnotize them again—but he’s truly unprepared for the real surprises of the evening.
  • Above average, Part 17 by ZielCGrow Cock HyCock Musc MGrow  Determined to help the already massively muscled and hypercocked John stop growing before he gets too big, Kyle tracks down the phallic statue and the box it belongs in—encountering Alan’s horny roommate Steve along the way.
  • Acting out by Cris KaneCGrow Cock Musc MGrow  A straight actor preparing to audition for a gay role receives help getting into character from his gay friend and a couple of magic rings, but their mind-altering effects lead to unexpected outcomes for Quinn and Damon alike.
  • Big changes, Part 3 by ZielXmas CGrow Eas Balls HyCock Cum Twins ValDay  Troy’s been given an ultimatum to stop being such a shut in and actually get out of the house more. Now his been roped into going to the gym with the twins. This wouldn’t be so bad if not for the fact that he’s currently packing several feet of schlong.
  • Frank’s gym, Part 3 by Writ BroCGrow Dom Cock Musc MusBr MGrow Slave  Though James is Alec’s master, Kurt is hung even bigger and demands some servicing of his own.
  • Geno-type, Part 22 by ZielCGrow Cock HyCock Infect  After the cathartic discussion of Sam’s past experiences, the three boys find new ways to enjoy their immense cocks.
  • The new job by hyperboiBro CGrow Grad Cock HyCock Musc MGrow Grow  Out-of-work engineer Jake takes a job at an isolated mansion, where he’s overpaid for just guarding a gate and letting through mysterious trucks. He and his coworkers are getting slowly bigger and hornier, too, and all this seems really great except for a certain nagging doubt—and a terrifying warning from the hugest of his fellow guards.
  • Nu-you by Cris KaneSwap Musc 2Gay  A bored tech-conference attendee is given a demo of a life-changing new gizmo to try out.

Posted: 3 August 2019