Saturday Flashback: Nice Toes

The archive retrotour this week is for stories that take a minute just to appreciate a guy’s toes. Some of these guys will involve nice feet of the ordinary, five-toed variety, and some will have a few more toes than the usual hottie. None of these stories are about toes; they just have a moment where the toes come into focus for a sec. Sexy toes, either in the usual complement or augmented, are fun of course because you can imagine your crush or a cute celebrity quietly having them, and maybe having the secret unexpectedly discovered (looking at you, Harry Styles).

A note on last week’s update: as previously tweeted, one of the stories posted last week hewed to real and tragic events in a way I did not understand at the time of editing. Now that the issue has been called to my attention I’ve taken the story offline, and I apologize to anyone who was upset or offended.

Next update is 16 February. Thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!

Saturday Flashback: Cousins

There’s stuff about brothers, and even about dads. But what if you want just a smidge of family connection? For this week’s journey through the archive I decided to see which stories involve some cousin-on-cousin lovin’. (Note: some of these do also involve other forms of family interaction, so make sure to check the tags if you only want cousins.)

The update is next week, 2 February. Some good stuff is planned. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

  • The Christmas ghost of FitzHardinge Manor by BRKXmas CGrow Cock Immort Invis Merm Musc MGrow Grow Supn Tf Viol  A sometimes dark tale of a young man consigned to the guardianship of witches, only to be turned by a sex-starved, secrecy-obsessed sorcerer-suitor into a being unheard and unseen, capable of sharing the pleasure of touch, but bound to a single day of the year; and how from these ashes he rises to find what he can become in this new life that has been forced upon him.
  • Hard to hide by BRKCGrow Cock Merg Musc MGrow  Jooyong is working his uncle’s demolition site when he encounters a man in need of protection, but it’s more complicated than your average plea for help. For one thing, the man who needs help is not an ordinary man. And the kind of help he needs is something Jooyong isn’t even a little prepared for.
  • Mutation, Part 4 by BRKCGrow 4Legs Cock HyCock XArm XCock XLeg XLimb XPec Rep Stack 3Legs  Vince’s hypercocks have grown so out of control, they’ve spilled out of his his third-floor bedroom and are actually blocking the doorway to his cousin Cal’s bedroom—much to Cal’s annoyance.
  • Training Tony by BRKBACock CGrow Cock HyCock XCock Musc 2Gay  New story involving a magnetically sexy young Italian man who’s about to be a firefighter, except he and his devoted friends are sidetracked by the disappearance of his friend Frankie.
  • Bound to ben by TFWizardMusc MGrow  David and Ben are friends and cousins, but while David is athletic and likes working out, Ben hasn’t had the drive to keep himself fit. That changes when David gets put in charge of Ben’s body.
  • Company guys by FanTCManCGrow Dad Hair Cock Musc MGrow  You can’t even imagine how excited Joey and I were, excited and scared, when Dad said he was going to give us the formula he’d been sampling. We were going to be models for what he called the Company.
  • Possession by erotic wordsmithMind  Seth’s gift for astral travel lets him land in other people’s bodies. His bigger, meaner cousin Ben’s, for example.
  • The salt, Part 5 by RdyRogerBro CGrow Taller Grad Cock Musc MGrow Grow Series  Cousin Greg from the UK comes to visit, and quickly becomes a new source of temptation for Trav.
  • Space clones by Josh Dugan4Legs XArm XLimb Rep  A brilliant cousin, like his spaceship, is full of himself, but there’s room for one more.
  • Spice, Part 22 by Mr. X and Mad DogCGrow Grad Cock Musc MGrow Grow  Dan’s cousin Phil comes to visit and is pretty amazed to see how big the teen hunk has gotten.
  • Stupid cupid, Part 7 by baboonfanFant Musc MGrow Grow Vamp Were Wings  Lucas’s cousin Miles reluctantly agrees to come to the monster barbecue.

Posted: 26 January 2019

Saturday Flashback: He’s Got Legs

I love to admire strong, masculine legs—gym-grown and firm, dusted with a bit of hair, emerging from a pair of loose shorts or hugged by soft, dark jeans. Manly legs are fantastic. But I will admit that when it comes to my stories, while I spend a lot of time appreciating what’s going on between them, legs themselves sometimes get short shrift from me (especially when there’s only two of them). My attention always tends to drift from a guy’s junk, up those long, carved abs to… Ugh! See what I mean?

For this week’s archive trawl I tried to find stories that take at least a moment and, amidst all the other meta goodness, spend a little time appreciating long, beautiful legs, sculpted thighs, diamond calves, and all the rest of the noncrotch below-the-waist hotness a meta guy has to offer.

No update this week, as promised! I feel bad, but the good news is I’m making mad progress on my big non-sexy writing project. The next update will be 2 February. As always, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 19 January 2019

Saturday Flashback: January 2014

This week’s flashback takes us back five years, to January 2014. The big news back then was that Also Known As (a.k.a. AKA) gave me the go-ahead to post all the stories of his on Metabods that I hadn’t posted already, including the whole run of the Transform series, sequels, and side stories as well as a whole lot more. I’ve listed a few representative stories below as part of this throwback post, but really you need to check out his author page to appreciate just how prolific he’s been with all the hot, hung, and very randy men he’s produced over the years. Unfortunately, I uploaded all that material in one giant surge back then, and some of those stories got lost in the mix and may need a little more love.

As noted in the previous update I’ll be on sabbatical next week because of a non-smutty writing deadline (though there will be a flashback), so the next update will be 2 February. As always, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 12 January 2019

Saturday Flashback: Ruler-Busters

SATURDAY FLASHBACK: First off, I’m sorry to say this week’s update is postponed to next week. I try not to deviate from my biweekly schedule, but I couldn’t carve out the time I needed to write what I planned to this week. On the plus side, that means you get an extra flashback!

This week’s archive binge is ruler-busters—stories about guys who are 13 or 14 inches. That could be the measurement hard, or soft, naturally or as a result of growth. I’ll try to focus on guys who stay at the just-past-footlong stage, rather than those who gain that status momentarily on the way to bigger and better things—but some of the stallions do keep growing.

The next update will be 8 December. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!

Saturday Flashback: Football Studs

Like a lot of Americans, one of the things I associate with Thanksgiving is football. The weather around late November seems like the perfect time to play or to watch: crisp, cool air, with wool hats and thick, colorful sweatshirts in the stands and, if you’re playing, that gratifying feeling of getting warm from exerting yourself on the field. Watching on TV with family after all of the talking and eating is done is pretty great, too. Especially as doing so comes with getting to watch those football-jock butts and those well-shaped legs as they pelt down the field, and those tantalizingly gym-built arms that come into view when a quarterback puts everything into a throw or a receiver reaches out for an impossible catch. And then there’s the locker-room interviews, and all the steamy showering and toweling off your imagination can conjure up.

In commemoration of all that, this week’s off-week archive binge is about hot football studs, most of whom are being made even hotter by whatever meta-transformation is going on in their lives. Hope you like. And yes, I love watching soccer hotties too, and there will definitely be a flashback coming that’s wrapped all around those very fit boys in the snug shorts and tight jerseys.

Next update: 1 December. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

  • Needham High Mavericks, Parts 1-4 by BRKCGrow Grad XCock Musc MGrow Rep  Motivating the team has been taken up a notch.
  • Above average by ZielCGrow Cock HyCock Musc MGrow  Alan starts out as just your average college boy. Then a strange, magical artifact comes into his life, and he starts becoming bigger—almost remembering the ways things were, when his muscles and cock weren’t, with each orgasm, more and more above average. As the effects spread, Alan knows he must understand what’s happing to him and his friends—and also that he must be the biggest, most muscular, most hypercocked stud of all.
  • Away game, Parts 1-2 by spacevladMusc MGrow Gut PSD Grow  College freshman Adam is the smallest guy on the football team. On an away game road trip, he gets paired up to room with Wyatt, the biggest offensive lineman on the team. Adam tries to control himself as they are forced to share a bed, but Wyatt’s massive body is hard to resist.
  • Ben gets huge, Parts 1-8 by spacevladGiant Musc MGrow PSD Grow  Matt, a kicker on a college football team, befriends Ben, a burly, bearish, muscular offensive lineman with a desire to get bigger. Matt is … able to help him with that.
  • The bet, Parts 1-4 by JayPatMusc MGrow Grow  A simple operation can turn you into a hunk as hot as the football players you dream about. Do you even ask what the downside is?
  • The Black Knights, Parts 1-4 by Meddler IncsMusc MGrow Symb Series  Once you join the infamous college team known as the Black Knights, there are only three things that matter: lifting, fucking, and football.
  • The Black Knights: Brandon by Meddler IncsCGrow Cock Musc MGrow Symb Series  “So ya wanna be a jock, bro?” Baker asks. Yeah, Brandon so wants to be a jock.
  • The Black Knights: Coming home, Parts 1-4 by Meddler IncsCGrow Cock Musc MGrow Nonc Grow Series  When an ex-football player, now a local newspaper reporter, investigates The Black Knights, he gets more than he bargained for.
  • Danny gets big, Parts 1-3 by StudMsclMusc MGrow  Danny is unexpectedly given some brown paper packets that are supposed to turn him into everything he wishes he were. He quickly learns that changing your body changes your life in unexpected ways.
  • The good freak by Also Known AsCGrow Cock Musc MGrow Grow  Kevin Peters is a cheerful, very fit young man who happens to be getting bigger and hotter in every way, much to the bemusement (and secret arousal) of his doctor. Soon the guys around him are growing too, and Dr. Donaldson discovers even he’s not immune…
  • Growing boys at UMich, Parts 1-4 by icissCGrow Cock Musc MGrow  Those football jocks in the UMIch gym are about to get a whole lot hotter.
  • Jake: hand-drawn giant, Parts 1-7 by spacevladInfect Musc Gut Grow  Drawing massive, muscle-hunk football stars seems like a safe enough hobby—but what if your drawing takes on a life of its own?
  • The local football team by Josh DuganXCock XLimb 3Legs  A toy ray gun actually works pretty well.
  • Seven eleven, Parts 1-2 by SiliconDogTaller Musc  Seven-eleven isn’t just his height—everything about this football giant is up to 11, including his libido.
  • Spare by Double-USuit Musc MGrow  Dan, a muscular football jock, attempts to recruit his friend, Tom, for a football tournament after his team ends up short a man. When Tom declines, pleading a lack of skill and stamina, Dan offers Tom something that he ultimately can’t refuse.
  • Summer research, Parts 1-12 by spacevladDumb Hair Giant Cock Musc MGrow PSD Grow Viol  Dave, an ambitious researcher at a well-known university, hires an eager-to-grow football player to test an experimental growth supplement. The experimental growth supplement works much better than anticipated and Grunt gains over 50 pounds in just a week, though with some troubling side-effects.
  • Two jocks lovin’ by PeterbiltMusc  A super jock goes to another jock’s house and straight up to his room, because he can’t wait any longer to spend naked time alone with the hottest guy on the team.

Posted: 24 November 2018

Saturday Flashback: Ghosts, Goblins, Vampires, and Werewolves

With Halloween coming up, I collected some stories for the archive flashback that involve spooky supernatural types—ghosts and goblins, vampires and werewolves, witches and warlocks, that kind of thing. Not all of these are Halloween-specific, though; after all, you can run afoul of a harpy or a lycanthrope any time of year. Just ask my uncle——wait, never mind, I’m not supposed to tell that story.

Next update: 3 November. Thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 27 October 2018

Saturday Flashback: October 2014

This week’s off-week archive binge reels us back four years to October 2014. I notice from Wikipedia that 2014 was the “International Year of Small Island Developing States”; and given how “Bull’s Strength” recently ended up, this make me think about all of the various small islands, many of them populated by muscle giants, frisky winds, and other unusual masculine phenomena, might be found navigating the site. Metabods isn’t just a place, it’s a diaspora of remarkable men found in tall cities, bucolic countrysides, and sunny, secluded isles full of bare chests, saucy grins, and as much beyond-bod as you can handle.

Next update: 20 October. I’ll save any Hallowe’en festivities for the update after that, on 3 November. So if you’re thinking of writing something about hunky warlocks or lascivious zombies, that’s where it’ll appear.

In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 13 October 2018