Saturday Flashback: Smoochies

The deadline for that IRL writing project that’s been disrupting my schedule the last couple months was Friday. Good news: it’s over, bad news: I didn’t have time to write a word of smut this week. So one last postponement, and next time you’ll definitely get a double-helping from me… plus all the great stuff from the site’s contributors that I’ve got backed up in my in-box. In the meantime: guys smooching! I’ve tossed together some of the highest concentrations of making out, snogging, and just plain kissing on the site. Can’t hate that, right?

Next update is 1 February. Until then, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 25 January 2020

Saturday Flashback: January 2013

It’s the future, and we don’t have flying cars—but we do have archives of chasm-filling proportions. For this week’s retrospective I’m going back to January 2013, when Apple Maps was a joke, the base-breaking royal was the Duchess of Cambridge, and Oprah got Lance Armstrong to come clean about being dirty. There’s a lot of interesting stuff from back then—including a weird plotline coincidence about wizards, kings, and royal conspiracies. Take a look through stories you might not know or maybe forgot.

Next update is 25 January. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 18 January 2020

Saturday Flashback: XXXmas

As announced on Twitter, I ended up with a load of extra shifts this week at one of my jobs, and that plus the exam week workload at my other job means no time for me to BRK, much to my chagrin and personal disappointment. Consequently the update scheduled for today is postponed one week to 28 December. I wish it weren’t so, and I do apologize. In the meantime, I’m posting an extra flashback of holiday-themed sexy. Tune in next week the update as planned, and in the meantime thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


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Posted: 21 December 2019

Saturday Flashback: International Affairs

Most of the stories I write are set by default in my home country, the United States, and many of the stories submitted to Metabods are situated here as well, though that’s been less and less predictably the case over the years. (I should do one of those maps by IP address and see where all the site visitors are coming from.) In the wake of the very American Thanksgiving holiday we just celebrated here, I thought I’d make today’s archive binge a selection of stories where the action isn’t automatically taking place in the land of baseball, apple pie, and Manifest Destiny. It doesn’t hurt that we Americans, parochial as we often are, tend to lust after the exotic, making the men of foreign climes potentially extra-special in all the ways Metabods loves to celebrate.

Stars or thumbs: The final results of the stars or thumbs Twitter poll were 2 to 1 for switching from stars to a thumbs up, with 71 votes cast. The tally on the Patreon poll was 7 to 1 for thumbs-up voting, with 16 votes cast. There were also some interesting comments going both ways, and some useful suggestions. I’m taking this as it being reasonable for me to go ahead and do this if I choose to, but there are flaws in both approaches that I’m aware of and that I’ll need to consider before proceeding. Thank you very much to everyone who voted—as always I truly appreciate the feedback on the site.

Future updates: Special, heartfelt thanks to my Patreon supporters, who help make writing possible. The next update is 7 December. Fellow authors! The update after that is on the 21st, just before Christmas (I checked!), so if you’re mulling any holly-and-misteltoe shenanigans of your own I’d love to include them then along with my own holiday contributions. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 30 November 2019

Saturday Flashback: No Shirts, No Problem

This week’s trip through the Metabods back catalog revisits stories that include that special kind of well-defined, delicious hottie who never wears shirts, whether out of preference (shirts just don’t feel right somehow, you know?) or necessity (they just don’t make shirts for guys with a hundred-inch chest and a 27-inch waist). Shirtlessness is a recurring theme in a lot of my work, of course, going back to the very beginning (one of these is one of my earliest posted stories), not to mention a lot of other writers on the site, so this is just a sampling. Now, get scoping!

Last week I goofed and said the next update, which is on the 23rd, would be Thanksgiving weekend. I was even looking at a calendar as I typed up the post, but the realization hit a few days later that I was a doofus and that Thanksgiving is the 28th this year. So, to clarify, the next update will be 23 November, the Saturday before Thanksgiving. Sorry for the confusion.

In the meantime, thanks very much for visiting and enjoy the site. Don’t forget to upvote and comment on stories you like—even with older stories it helps the writers known what works, and it helps other visitors find stories that they might like.


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Posted: 16 November 2019

Saturday Flashback: Ghosts and the Like

I didn’t do anything on the site for Halloween this year… mostly because the update didn’t fall on the holiday weekend, possibly also because I now weirdly tend associate ghosts with Christmas thanks to a certain dark Yuletide tale I keep returning to. So I reckoned the least I could do was round up some ghost stories for this week’s archive troll. Here we have ghosts, spirits, spooky houses, and other folks who shoulda oughta be dead but ain’t. Enjoy, and have pleasant post-All Hallow’s dreams of smolderingly sexy ghosts doing it. As long as you’re not imagining John Astin’s Judge character from The Frighteners. Do not imagine him fornicating with Michael J. Fox, or Chi McBride, or anyone else from that movie because picturing that will create unhealable festering lacerations in spacetime. So, yeah.

Next update is 9 November. In the meantime, thanks for siting, and enjoy the visit!


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Posted: 2 November 2019

Saturday Flashback: Rated M for Mature

As announced in last week’s update, extra work commitments this week made writing pretty much impossible, so the update that should have happened this week has been pushed back to next week. The plan is to include some extra writing in contrition.

In the meantime, enjoy an extra Saturday Flashback, this time touring a sampler of stories that appreciate the sexy mature man, including dads, daddies, and yer general silver-tinged hunk with a glint in his eye telling you he knows exactly what to do with you. It’s not as big a thing around these parts as you’ll find elsewhere, but there are a few of them about if you’re looking.

The next update is 26 October. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


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Posted: 19 October 2019

Saturday Flashback: October 2016

This week’s flashback is a quick look back at new chapters from three years ago, including some stories you might have missed or not looked at lately. Have at ’em!

The coming week is going to be nuts in terms of both of my real-life jobs and my non-smut writing project (which is past deadline), and I don’t see how I’m going to have time two write effectively (or set up the rest of the update). So I am reluctantly pushing the next update back a week to 26 October. As compensation I intend to contribute solid new chapters for at least two stories that week, so stay tuned.

In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 12 October 2019