Saturday Flashback: Witches and Warlocks

You never know what a witch might be getting up to, especially if he’s horny. Always meddling with something, that lot. In this week’s browse through the archives we’ll explore just what diversions those witches and warlocks have been amusing themselves with, with consequences mostly for unsuspecting intimates and the occasional innocent passerby. All’s fair in spells and sorcery.

The next update is… drumroll please… next week, 8 August. In the meantime, many thanks for visiting, and please enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 1 August 2020

Saturday Flashback: July 2017

This time, I’m taking the archive trawl back three years, to July 2017. It’s another interesting mix of stories, including installments in some longish stories running at the time. Hope you like. The next new-stories update is still 8 August, and I’ve got a few things planned. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 25 July 2020

Saturday Flashback: Beard Love

For this week’s trip through the archives I’ve collected a few stories featuring guys with thick, manly beards. Some have had ‘em all along, while others acquire them quite suddenly. And guys with beards aren’t all bears and lumberjacks, either. Of course, sometimes around here a regular guy or a twink or a twunk gaining a beard might mean they’re turning into a lumberjack or a bear, literally or figuratively. Either way, sometimes you just want that brush of facial hair across your hot, sensitive skin—or to be the one trailing your soft bristles across the object of your desire.

My month off is passing quickly. Next new stories update is still 8 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 18 July 2020

Saturday Flashback: July 2016

This week’s flashback takes us back to July 2016, four long years ago as the time-crow flies and a lot longer by the path we’ve had to take; and an interesting and diverse crop of stories is surfaced thereby. In IRL news I’m making good progress on my smutless July 2020 project, so you’ll definitely have the new stories updates back on 8 August. I am so looking forward to it. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 11 July 2020

Saturday Flashback: Fourth and Inches

Today is Independence Day here in the States. Now, a flashback day falling on a major holiday is usually a slam dunk in terms of setting a theme, but there aren’t actually a lot of stories in the archive that relate to the American Revolution or colonial independence, funnily enough. If today were a new-story day, I might have tried to write a Founding Fathers cock growth tale almost certainly to be called “Pursuit of Happiness” (backup title: “And Called It Macaroni”). It’s probably just as well for all of us that story didn’t get written.

Anyway, as I noodled around with various searches I realized that most of the references to the Fourth of July on Metabods are about fireworks, and are using the idea (ahem) metaphorically. So I decided to go with that, and put together a sampling of stories where fireworks are what happens inside when things are going especially well. A few even connect to the holiday, though very tangentially. It’s almost as tenuous and random a melange as the idea I nearly went with, which was a list of stories involving characters named George, Thomas, Alexander…

As noted last week, this month is flashbacks only as I complete an urgent nonsmut writing project. The next update is 8 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 4 July 2020

Saturday Flashback: Filial Affection

It’s a bit obvious choosing Father/Son lovin’ for this week’s archive binge, I’ll admit, seeing as how tomorrow is Father’s Day here, but just at the moment it seems unavoidable and predestined. It really should be Son/Father anyway, because my favorite version of this trope is the adult son who finds his ruggedly handsome dad irresistible, and he’s not sure what to do about it… until it starts to become clear that dad feels the same way.

Anyway, the next update is 27 June, and it’s a vignette party—one-scene stories from me suggested by my Patreon followers. If you’re in the suggestion tiers and you haven’t let me know what you want to see, make sure to DM me. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 20 June 2020

Saturday Flashback: Triple Kisses

For this trip through the erotica banks I’ve assembled a bunch of stories involving three-way kisses. In this case I’m keeping it to triple kisses involving three different guys—there’s a whole separate thing with multihead guys that I’ll do another time. Three guys sharing a make-out session is hot enough all on its own, and really needs to happen more in real life.

Next update in 13 June. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 6 June 2020

Saturday Flashback: May 2014

Here’s a taste of what was going up for the first time on the site six years ago in May 2014. Even I had forgotten a couple of these and was all, “Oh, yeah!” looking through the update history. The next update is 30 May, and in the meantime thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 23 May 2020

Saturday Flashback: Age Differences

The theme for this week’s archive harvest is age differences of various kinds. Some are your older guy/younger guy couples separated by a decade or more; sometimes it’s just a few years between them; and sometimes one of them is older than he seems because of age-regression, godhood, or other such shenanigans. This time I’m leaving out father-son dalliances, as they’re their own kind of age-difference story.

The next update is 16 May. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 9 May 2020

Saturday Flashback: April 2015

For this week’s archive binge, a look at what was posted five long years ago.

The next update is 2 May, and it’s time once again for all of my contributions to be one-scene vignettes of the sort that patrons can suggest on my Patreon. I’m getting better at telling a story in one scene without getting carried away, though it’s still a skill I need to hone further. I’ve already written one of them and it’s only 1200 words—very short, for me. Fingers crossed!

In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 25 April 2020