Site Update: 2 May 2020

My contribution to the update this time around is a set of varied vignettes based on scenes requested by my Patreon sponsors. The idea is that they’re once-scene shorts, and some of them conform to that; a few I couldn’t help but flesh out a bit more. Basing stories on patron suggestions is oddly liberating, though, like boarding a train at random from the station and seeing where it takes you.

The new stuff this week also includes another big batch of stories from contributors, with lots of tastes and interests addressed. Hope you enjoy, and as always please upvote and comment on the stories that amuse, arouse, intrigue, or beguile you.

Next update is 16 May. In the meantime be well, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Saturday Flashback: April 2015

For this week’s archive binge, a look at what was posted five long years ago.

The next update is 2 May, and it’s time once again for all of my contributions to be one-scene vignettes of the sort that patrons can suggest on my Patreon. I’m getting better at telling a story in one scene without getting carried away, though it’s still a skill I need to hone further. I’ve already written one of them and it’s only 1200 words—very short, for me. Fingers crossed!

In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 25 April 2020

Site Update: 18 April 2020

A couple of commissions today—more of my pizza hotties story, plus a scene involving two FBI guys and a man on a horse.

This week’s update comes with a bumper crop of stories from every corner of nichedom, so there should be something you like. Please upvote and comment on stories you like so the writers hear about what goes over best. Included with the latest Richard Jasper stories, I should note, is a continuation of “The Change”, which was already on the site, plus an edited version of the original story, so both are included in the update.

The next update is 2 May. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 18 April 2020

Saturday Flashback: A Few Extra Abs

Tight, chiseled abs are made for admiring, and on a guy what I admire I want to see more of. Whenever I see a six-pack, I’m thinking, my tongue would love for that to be an eight-pack. And when I see an eight-pack, all I can think is, give me one more row and I’ll love it even more. So for this week’s archive binge, I’ve pulled a few stories that feature hard-carved, washboard abs that continue one or two sets of bricks further than you usually get to enjoy.

Next update is 18 April where I’ll have some commissioned stories and some other stuff too. Humble and continuing thanks and gratitude to my Patreon supporters, who make possible the amount of writing I’m able to indulge in. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


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Posted: 11 April 2020

Saturday Flashback: March 2013

A look back this week at what I was posting seven years back. Funny, I used to think of the “before times” as anything before the shock of November 8, 2016; now, of course, “before” is six weeks ago. But I can remember working on the site in 2013, and I remember these stories and others I wrote and posted around that time. It’s a good memory. I’ve put a lot of love into this site and into the stories I write, and nothing’s going to change that.

Speaking of the archives, last week we passed 1500 stories live on the site. That’s a pretty hefty preserve of alternative smut.

Next update is 4 March. Until then, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

  • The adventures of Corey Harddwick by BRKXArm XLimb  A screen actor’s try at a big stage role was already weird, before the moment where he discovered he was exceptionally well armed for the role.
  • Brent and Jax by BRKCGrow Cock HyCock XCock Retcon Sugg  Jax comes back from vacation extremely jazzed about something that happened to him, leading to a very strange conversation with his buddy Brent about how all the guys on campus seem to be changing lately.
  • Hey by BRKXArm XCock XLimb  That book of spells sure has a lot of funny words in it.
  • Above average by ZielCGrow Cock HyCock Cum HMusc MGrow Musc Retcon  Alan starts out as just your average college boy. Then a strange, magical artifact comes into his life, and he starts becoming bigger—almost remembering the ways things were, when his muscles and cock weren’t, with each orgasm, more and more above average. As the effects spread, Alan knows he must understand what’s happing to him and his friends—and also that he must be the biggest, most muscular, most hypercocked stud of all.
  • The body spray by CoalthFur Hair Grad Cock MGrow Musc  Bodybuilder Kevin, needing a little armpit spray, spots a strange brand of deodorant in the gym vending machine and decides to give it a try.
  • Bulking by ProteusMGrow Gut Musc  Sometimes, when people have a crush on their hunky roommate, they act on it by secretly trying to make the guy progressively hotter.
  • The G by Braun1Cock Hypno MGrow Musc  Working at the gym in a small town you get to admire the local muscle on the sly. But when someone comes along who’s muscled to the point of being inhuman, all bets are off.
  • Geno-type, Part 8 by ZielCGrow Cock HyCock Infect  Jake and Tyler are enjoying the hell out each other and their massive equipment, totally unaware that someone else might be enjoying the sight of them together as well.
  • Medicine show, Part 151 by Fafhrd and Longbow9Bi CGrow Virgin Het Cock HyCock Infect Self Series  Mahmout feels the effects of what’s happening to his junk. He tries to get somewhere safe but ends up giving Kevin an unexpected eyeful.
  • A new coffee by LinkinMGrow Musc Grow  Jake comes home to the sight of Mike’s amazing transformation. Mike wants the same thing for Jake, but then gets more than he bargained for.
  • Raiders basketball by VanderAnderBi Het Cock Self  Trying out for the school basketball team involves more than being really good at basketball.
  • The ski trip by Allan CedarXArm XCock XLimb Twins  A group of multilimb guys get to know each other better in a secluded ski cabin.
  • Spice, Part 43 by Mr. X and Mad DogCGrow Dad Hair Grad Cock Scent MGrow Musc Grow  The morning after the competition, Phil wakes up feeling heavier. He is. Even without the extra muscle, though, Peter is already seeing him in a new light.

Posted: 28 March 2020

Site Update: 21 March 2020

Patreon supporters who pledge at $15 or more can suggest ideas for vignettes—one-scene stories, generally 1,000 to 2,000 words—and that’s what this update is on my end: three shortish, one-scene tales requested by patrons. (I can never write anything that’s actually short, but these come closest.) I had a great time doing them. And to ensure I take care of my patrons on the regular, as well as to give myself a change of pace from my usual longer fare, I’m guaranteeing vignette updates every other month. I want to hear from you for the next one!

I thought I would be kind of shy this week in terms of contributions, but it turns out this is a pretty hefty update, with a wide range of stories from dark to light and across lots of taste spectra. Please upvote and comment on the stories you like—we authors use your feedback to shape what we write next.

The next update will be 4 April. In the meantime stay home, and stay safe. And thanks for visiting the site.


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Posted: 21 March 2020

Saturday Flashback: Celebrity Status

This week’s archive binge collects stories where the rich and famous get caught up in meta-man transformations. Some are famous already, others become famous thanks to their new physique and amped up magnetism, but all of them get to deal with the extra problems of experiencing hot masculine upgrades right there in the public eye. (Ew, maybe not right in the eye. And now I’m picturing Miss Coco Peru leaning forward and sneering, “It burrrns…”)

The next update is 21 March and will be all vignettes inspired by Patreon requests. If you’re a patron in one of the suggestion tiers, make sure to message me with what you’d like to see depicted in a one-scene ministory! In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

Site Update: 7 March 2020

Up this week is a new chapter for the commissioned story “Finding Owen”, the sequel to “Love/Shift”. Owen’s one of my favorites, just because he’s vibrant and cheeky no matter the circumstances. It makes me want to give him a good story, so I hope he likes where this one is going. If you happen to be interested in commissioning me, you can sign up for one of the commissioning levels at my Patreon, either as a one-time thing or monthly. Next time I’m going to be responding to some recent Patreon suggestions from the other tiers, so if you’re a patron, or become one, make sure to message me on Patreon with what you’d like to see! And once again to all my patrons, I extend my humble and sincere gratitude for helping fuel my drive to create my own special worlds where four-armed men and tree-sized cocks and lascivious werebears and all sorts of unlikely things are as everyday as electric cars and clickbait.

Lots of good stuff this week, so huge thanks to our contributors as well. Remember upvotes and comments on the stories you like are always welcome feedback for the authors. If you feel like you’ve got a story that would work on Metabods, feel free to send it in—if it’s been posted elsewhere, or it’s never been shared before.

The next update is 21 March. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!


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Posted: 7 March 2020

Site Update: 22 February 2020

A lot of contributions this week, so it’s a big update; plus three chapters from me, two in my jinn story “Shadow and Flame” and a more frivolous messing-with-guys-to-make-’em-hotter story as well. Beyond that I am needing to get some post-posting sleep, so all I have left to say is that the next update is 7 March, and to thank my brill, knockout and generally wonderful Patreon supporters and all you folks for visiting (and commenting and upvoting). Enjoy the site.


This week’s stuff:

Posted: 22 February 2020