Weekly Update: 26 November 2022

This week’s offering from me is a Patreoncommissioned story about a few handsome guys uncovering something strange on a Thanksgiving family visit. Plus there’s a lot of stuff down there of all sorts, including several extensive continuations and some new stuff too. (As if that weren’t enough, the update to “Think Bigger” also comes with new morph images seeded through the previous parts of the story.) If you have a story you think might play well with the other stories on the side, I’d love it if you shared it with us.

The next Vignette Party where my awesome $15-plus-level Patreonites give me prompts for a stack of one-scene stories, is next week! DM me on Patreon with your story prompts by the end of the month and I’ll add your story to the mix. And if you’re not a suggestion-level supporter… well, c’mon and join in!

The Friday Flashback this week collected upvoted stories from a few years back that had not been surfaced; check that out if you missed it. The next update is a week hence, on 3 December. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


Posted: 26 November 2022  

This week’s new stuff:

Friday Flashback: The Unsurf8ced

This week we’re once again collecting stories with good star-votes and mid-tier views that have never been surfaced before. Hope you find something you enjoy, and if not there’s more to choose from in the back.

The next site update is tomorrow, 26 November. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting the site.


Posted: 25 November 2022  • 

This week’s flashback:

DM me your prompts for the Dec. 3 Vignette Party

The next VIGNETTE PARTY, where my amazing $15+ Patreonites prompt me for sexy one-scene stories, is coming up fast—the last for year 25!

DM me on Patreon with the stories you want to see by Nov. 30 for the Dec. 3 update! Join up at https://www.patreon.com/metabods.

Weekly Update: 19 November 2022

This week’s offering from me is a continuation of the Patreoncommissioned story “Casey’s Mancock.” And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s more below. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

Believe it or not, it’s already time for the next Vignette Party, where my awesome $15-plus-level Patreonites give me prompts for a stack of one-scene stories. That could be you! The Party’s scheduled for the 3 December update, so DM me on Patreon with your story prompts by the end of the month and I’ll add your story to the mix!

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories about guys who get a chance to make wishes (and somehow larger cocks keep being the result); check that out if you missed it. The next update is a week hence, on 26 November. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


Posted: 19 November 2022

This week’s new stuff:

Friday Flashback: Wishbone

This week we’re collecting stories where guys get granted wishes to do with as they please. Somehow, larger cocks keep ending up happening! Weird. Hope you find something you enjoy, and if not there’s more to choose from in the back.

The next site update is tomorrow, 19 November. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting the site.


Posted: 18 November 2022  • 

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Weekly Update: 12(ish) November 2022

Sorry for the delay in posting! I hope you kept yourself occupied. This week’s offering from me is a new chapter of the Patreoncommissioned story “Mountainheart,” where Glenn is getting closer to what it means to be a shapeshifting Sheridan. And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s more below. Dig in and see what you like, and if you do remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories about randy professors; check that out if you missed it. Humble thanks as always to my lovely Patreonites, without whom I wouldn’t be able to do what I do. If you have a story you think might play well with the other stories on the side, I’d love it if you shared it with us.

The next update is a week hence, on 19 November. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


Posted: 13 November 2022

This week’s new stuff:

Friday Flashback: See Me After Class

This week we’re collecting a few not-too-recently surfaced stories featuring randy professors, either in the periphery or center stage. Hope you find something you enjoy, and if not there’s more to choose from in the back.

The next site update is tomorrow, 12 November. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting the site.


Posted: 11 November 2022  • 

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Weekly Update: 5 November 2022

Another double-stuffed update this week, thanks to a stack of nonthemed submissions last week from authors who graciously allowed themselves to be bumped to this week to make way for all the crazy amount of Halloween submissions—plus a wave of new stuff sent in this week, too. There’s even a bit of belated spooky mixed in. There’s so much smut down below, including a new story from me called “Vivid.” I hope you like it, and that you find stuff to enjoy. If you do, remember to star-upvote and comment to help others find what they’re looking for.

The Friday Flashback this week collected stories from November 2013; check that out if you missed it. Deep obeisance as always to my lovely Patreonites, without whom I wouldn’t be able to do what I do. If you have a story you think might play well with the other stories on the side, I’d love it if you shared it with us.

The next update is a week hence, on 12 November. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!


Posted: 5 November 2022  

This week’s new stuff:

Friday Flashback: November 2013

This week we’re collecting story posts and updates from November 2013, nine whole years ago. Here’s what the site looked like back then—it feels like ages ago, just in terms of design and infrastructure (this was when I was using a wiki-based platform). Hope you find something you enjoy, and if not there’s more to choose from in the back.

The next site update is tomorrow, 5 November. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting the site.


Posted: 4 November 2022  • 

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Weekly Update: 29 October 2022

Okay, the truly scary thing about my Halloween update this year is how massive the response to my call for witchy tales was. So many writers submitted Halloween stories. It’s awesome. It feels like someone slipped my update a special, pumpkin-flavored growth serum! My own cobwebbed contribution is a two-part Patreoncommissioned story called “The Four Jocks: Adversaries,” which takes the venerable Metabods series on a slightly darker path than usual.

It’s not all spooky stuff—there’s an update to “The Body Builder,” for example, and—gasp—the end of “All Good Things” after 111 spunk-filled chapters. If you never started this story, buckle up and read it from the beginning, and then get ready to see it off properly.

The Friday Flashback this week collected past Halloween stories that haven’t been surfaced recently; check that out if you missed it. The next update is a week hence, on 5 November. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, stay spooky, and enjoy the site!


Posted: 29 October 2022  

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