Support line
From Metabods
Thank you for using the Metabods Support Line text service. You are about to be connected to operator Adrian.
Adrian: Thanks for contacting MSL, how can I help you?
Larry: Hi, I’m sitting here on my couch with my laptop and I only have 10 minutes before I have to go to work, but I’m super horny and need to cum. Can you help me rub one out super quick?
Adrian: I’ll be happy to assist with that. Have you tried putting it in your mouth? That always does it for me.
Larry: I guess I’m not as lucky as you. It doesn’t reach.
Adrian: No problem, I can help with that. How about now?
Larry: Whoa.
Adrian: Is your cock long enough now?
Larry: Well, to be honest, now it’s too long. I didn’t know you guys could do that.
Adrian: You say it’s too long now?
Larry: Yeah, it’s like up over my head. It’s like—lemme see—it’s like five Pringles cans tall now.
Adrian: Hmm, so there’s no way you can get it into your mouth now?
Larry: Not without a stepladder.
Adrian: I don’t see how a stepla—oh, you’re joking.
Larry: Are you, like, new or something?
Adrian: I’m sure I can sort this out for you. Are you stroking it right now?
Larry: What I can reach, yeah. Though it’s only one hand, I’m chatting with you with the other one.
Adrian: Let me try something. Okay, try stroking up toward the head of your cock now.
Larry: What, you made my arms stretchy?
Adrian: Does that help?
Larry: I guess. I can still only use one hand though. And I really kinda still want it in my mouth.
Adrian: Well, the first one’s easy to fix.
Larry: Oh, uh, thanks. ... Uh, I probably only needed one extra arm though.
Adrian: Wait—how many did you end up with?
Larry: Um, twelve total. And now none of them are stretchy. Although they do seem just a little bit big overall... maybe you got the size wrong?
Adrian: That’s weird.
Larry: You’re brand new, right? You can tell me, I won’t rat you out.
Adrian: No, I mean, I’ve completed the training and everything. Plus they just changed the software here, and—wait, I know what we can try.
Larry: I dunno, Adrian...
Adrian: Okay, I want you to grab your cock with as many hands as you can and twist counterclockwise, then yank up.
Larry: What will that do?
Adrian: Just try it and tell me what happened.
Larry: Fuck—it came off!
Adrian: Great!
Larry: Great??!
Adrian: Yeah, now you can suck it! You can still feel everything, right?
Larry: Yeah. If anything it’s more sensitive than ever. And it’s drooling precum everywhere. Except it doesn’t really solve my problem.
Adrian: Why not?
Larry: Because as soon as I pulled the thing off my body, a new rock-hard four-foot monster cock sprang up in its place.
Adrian: Oh shit. That wasn’t supposed to happen.
Larry: Really? And it’s, like twice as thick as my old one. And now I’m even hornier than before. And late for work.
Adrian: I understand. Okay, sorry. I checked my notes and it should have been clockwise.
Larry: Seriously??
Adrian: I’m very sorry. Please try it that way. Twist clockwise, then yank up.
Larry: Fuck.
Adrian: Did it work?
Larry: Yeah, it came off.
Adrian: Great.
Larry: And two fucking four-foot monsters prang up to replace it, instead of one.
Adrian: Shit!
Larry: Actually they look bigger. And thicker. They’re totally in my way, I have to look around them to see the fucking screen on my laptop.
Adrian: Yeah, that’s normal. Twin regrows always go up a size. Shit, I’m really sorry.
Larry: Dude, I have to cum so bad, more than ever, but I gotta bag all this and get to work. If I don’t get the first quarter finances finished today I’ll be fired!
Adrian: Okay, tell you what. Here’s what I can do. You’ll love this.
Larry: No, don’t do anything else, dude. Just put me back.
Adrian: No, this will totally work. I’m going to make a duplicate bod for you, and that one can go to work while we sort you out. Sort of like a loaner.
Larry: That sounds like a really bad idea—oh look, you did it anyway.
Adrian: Is your extra bod there?
Larry: Yep. Standing in front of me. Looks exactly like me, apart from looking nothing like me.
Adrian: Why, what does he look like?
Larry: Um, he looks like a very muscular, boytaur version of—what’s that actor’s name? Ryan Gosling.
Adrian: Oh shit, I duped my bod, not yours. Fuck. No wonder I feel dizzy.....
Larry: You okay?
Adrian: Um, yeah. Whoa, I can actually see you now. My dupe bod is lining up with my consciousness. Wow, you look amazingly hot.
Larry: Thanks. You actually look really—wait, why are we still chatting?
Adrian: I don’t think I’ll be able to speak through it without fully transferring most of my consciousness there – which I really can’t do while I’m on shift – so we’d better carry on via chat. Though I might be able to do a few things with that bod.
Larry: Like what—-oh shit, your hands are warm. Well, that’s one way to reach the tops of these fuckers.
Adrian: I told you I’d fix your problem.
Larry: Is that really what you look like?
Adrian: Yeah, employee perks here are awesome. Wow, your cocks feel awesome.
Larry: Thanks. Yours look ready to blow, dude. How many are there, anyway? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that many in one crotch before.
Adrian: Two crotches. But lets concentrate on you. You use all your hands to stroke your cocks wherever you can reach, and I’ll use my extra bod’s four hands to stroke you where you can’t reach.
Larry: Oh, okay. Oh god, that feels great. Mmmm, someone’s massaging my shoulders and pecs from behind the couch. With four hands. Dude, did you send another dupe of yourself?
Adrian: Sorry, sometimes this return key sticks. I guess the command went through twice.
Larry: Right. Well, maybe that one can take care of these two stray four-foot boners I have here next to me—you know, the ones you told me to pull off.
Adrian: Yeah, I can definitely grab those. Wow, this is – it’s hard to concentrate. Tell you what, I’m going to make one more try at duping you so you can go to work, and then I’m going to have to – well, maybe I’ll end my shift early.
Larry: Listen, maybe you don’t have to—oh, there I am. Wow.
Adrian: How does your dupe look?
Larry: Great. Really great. Too great, actually.
Adrian: Well, I buffed you up a bit. Both of you, actually.
Larry: I see that.
Adrian: But your dupe should only have two of everything—arms, legs...
Larry: Cocks...
Adrian: But they’re only a foot long on that bod, so you can still get dressed and go to work. Though I think when you dupe in this configuration you end up with permaboners on both bods, so you’ll probably have to jack all your cocks six or eight times a day, including any cocks you’ve detached, or you’ll start cumming spontaneously.
Larry: Actually I’m feeling really close—in fact, dude, if you keep stroking those wet cockheads like that I’m gonna cum out of all these cocks like a geyser and—yeah—like that—oh oh fuck yeah!!
Adrian: Wow, shit!! That’s a lot of cum, dude. Fuck, a lot of cum. Wow, and more cum. Shit, dude, you weren’t kidding about cumming like a geyser! Unfuckingbelievable. I’ve never seen—shit, you managed to, like, coat both my bods with cum. I can feel it all over. I can even taste it. Fuck, I’m so turned on here, dude, you wouldn’t even believe it.
Larry: Dude, say the word and it’s your turn – those cocks of yours look painfully hard. And delicious. Especially covered in my thick hot cum.
Adrian: Okay. Okay. I’m going to sign off and punch out in, like, three minutes. Two minutes. After that—my extra boytaur bods are all yours. And in the meantime you can dress up your dupe and send him to the office with most of your consciousness, while you have mindless sex all day at home. It’s fucking amazing, trust me.
Larry: Yeah... except... how can I get my bods to ... to stop ... to, um, to stop making out?
Adrian: I can definitely help you with that.
